kex, 16.11.2012 9:55:36:
The phone call wakes up today.
Kex, 9:55:50
Nyrungribank is calling. Come and get your prize.
Keith, 9:55:53
I am o_o
Keith, 9:56:02
You participated in the contest.
Kiki, 9:56:04
I am O_O
Keith, 9:56:27
Your painting in the competition of children's drawings won the prize of audience sympathy.
Kiki, 9:56:46
I remember sitting in a row and painting a fattening cat with glass eyes.
Kex, 9:56:51:
and signed
Kiki, 9:56:59
Sergey Rumyancev, 28 years old
Keith, 9:57:16
I have to go, Hole.

Shan: And next to the shelf dust natural domestic products. Here is a chocolate without chocolate, made in the Russian Bezpredelsk. Do you not believe that this is possible? The composition is written in the smallest font - consistent substitutes, flavours, preservatives and the mysterious phrase: "...soda with traces of chocolate".
Shan: A well-known confectionery technician explained: "This means that this product was manufactured in a shop, where nearby,, real chocolate is being manufactured and fragrance dust is flying in the air.
TaHk: Why not then write "with traces of shit"? I bet there’s some sorting somewhere.

X: What are you doing tomorrow?
YYY : Z
YYY : Hz.
XXX is Bond. and James Bond.

The shoes of the oligarchs.

The Real Man

A friend told me. Following her words.

I sit with my wife and son in the cafe. My son 3 years. I drink a cocktail.
At the neighboring table sits a dumb black man, gracefully pulls wine, and looks around for the subject of whom to remove. He notices a company of five girls at the neighboring table, and begins to make a big call to acquaintance. They cut it off quickly, they are so fun. Then he turns to us.
Which name to call? Am I able to wipe up?
We didn’t have time to say a word.
The son comes out of his place, puts his hands on his sides, and so says:
Go home to home!!! to
The Negro is stuck in stupor, small, seeing that he is not fully understood, approaches me, puts his hand on his shoulder and says:
Mother is mine!! to
Following a friend:
Natasha is mine too!! And you go home!! to
The black man turns back to another company. But it was not here. The child walks to them:
That aunt is mine too. And this! And this! You go home!! to
has gone.
The broken girls fed the "defender" with sweets, but the story did not end there.
A couple of weeks later, we rest with the same girlfriend on the beach and see the same Negro. With a cheerful smile he goes to us.
And here from the bushes comes the son. With a sock in hand. He is silent, but looks at him horribly.
I understand. I am going home, the Negro sorrowfully breathes out and leaves.

Don’t be afraid of smart women: when love comes, their brains turn off.

The working day:
You are not a dog, you are our boss. I just let you know!

Yes, his brain is missing as a class!
XXX: No, it’s just like an object.

Title of Lente
"The Russian Post" announced the beginning of the fight against robots"
What should I do if I don’t work...

Neet nam max 10 cel mozno inace provodniki otkazutsja
Fuck, how cool it is! Here they write some types to stand out so that the words in the test look unusual. They write, the rest of the literacy is such that it seems that this bastard will not live for a long time in the conditions of the harsh Russian internet... and stylish! It is fashion! of youth! You stand out from the crowd. Reading is interesting. And at the same time, any mistake and grammatical error is imperceptible, blotted with a simple "translated translation". Great, I have to learn.
Tagged: blind
One minus one. Nihil is not understood.

Google is burning
I am looking for "updated"
XHH: You may have meant: update the memo
That’s the memo! his birth!

Are you going to Bamboo on Friday?
Tagged: hz
Elen: Do you doubt it?
Victor: “I’m never 100% sure I’m always leaving the possibility of an alien invasion or my appointment as Pope.
Elen: A, well that is. You are going =))
Victor: In my opinion, you are very low on my chances of becoming a pontiff and a priest of the Catholic Church.

T> I had two favorite subjects at school: Mathematics and Russian language... and Literature.
D> Apparently only Russian Language and Literature.

Today in the newspaper came an announcement for publication: "Dear blind, we congratulate you on professional holiday Day of the blind..."

Reviews of the restaurant:
Salad with strawberries - "Strawberries not found."

XHH: Husband, I have come up with, from now on I will not write in written speech "husband", but "m-g". Here is!
Wouldn’t you? Then you will not be "woman", but "j**a"

Only at the premiere "Summer. Sunrise" you understand how much guys want sex

I saw the cars in front of him jumping on the red, I thought he would do the same, but I didn’t expect him to slow down,” he said.

I work at the School of Culture. I admire you. I have a black system in my hands, just set up, and on the staircase I encounter a girl with a black bag in her hands. By her eyes I realized that she took me for her own ((

Oh, oh stupid word! You are making a big mistake by emphasizing with red and green lines the written speech of humanitarianism, whose profile for eleven years was Russian! }:->