The whole life is a theater and you eat in it in a buffet.

What kind of pasta do you have that clamps so that you need to wash or pour oil into the water? I have never had such problems, what am I doing wrong?
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Pasta is cheap, plus they digest them, plus they are eaten not immediately, but after a while.

They will never understand us.
A Swedish visitor came naturally from Sweden.
Covered the table. For a long time I tried to explain that in Sweden it is not common to eat so much, and the food is very fat...and the vodka is very raw...
More and more tried to eat silk (such as a usual product) really watered on top of onions and oils with raspberries.

Comment on YouTube under video about Loki.
Yes, the bad guys in movies are usually funnyly sharpened with: and if it wasn't for the devastating epidemic of a pre-mortem monologue, they would have long ago captured the world x)

Bagurban: You know, sunny, your charging to the phone is somewhat weak, overnight my cell phone charges about one-third. At night, it is always 100% charged.
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Bagurban: I think I’ve understood what it’s like – our nights with you are too short.

How can you confuse top and bottom in hieroglyphs? As beautiful as well as right! I see wallpapers in the store – classic landscapes, talks, tails and poems, of course... ALL were hanged up with their feet. The hieroglyphs are fine, but the eggs? I told the manager. He looked at me angrily and said that absolutely ALL people are saying it to them. Strength and iron nerves.

What are good manners? Under the USSR, this was called the hegemony of the proletariat.
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In the Union, it was a shame to be uneducated, even in children's magazines about the rules of the label were written, it was under the liberals it became normal to walk with the downsides.

I went to the dentist yesterday. He said to do a x-ray of the sick teeth and come to him. After I did them, I decided to ask the opinions of a friend who is studying for a dentist in another city for the fourth year. I sent him a photo, which was as follows:

I am :
Understand something?
The friend:
The first MB pulpit. In the second picture, it can also pulp. Third deep caries
I am :
I would have been able to cure them by contact.)
The friend:
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Open up more
burned
Assistant to file!
Channels are cleaned.
Shirt shirt shirt
Plumbing the channel
foot foot
Remove the surplus
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
They burned
all
Let it
I am :
Thank you, and where do I go? ?
The friend:
- Contact. already late ) and the salivary on the background I could not picture. During the whole process there was such a swipe swipe.
I am :
From what material is the plumbing?
The friend:
- lighted
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
Pip Pip, that’s what I did.

From the program description on the website tnt: "Larisa lives in Voronezh. But even this fact does not make her life unhappy."

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XXX: Fuck how tired I am, you can’t imagine!
Did you build the ark? No to No!

The longest jokes go to the nearest.

A good friend of mine from Ukraine told me a story. He works as a surgeon in the reception. More precisely, there were three surgeons on the shift, but on this day one was taken urgently to the department, and the other got into something and fell under the dropper. This is an unlucky day. They promised to give a replacement, but... gave some young inexperienced torsionist. And that well.

And according to the law, you know what, it went. Two accidents, a knife and a fall from a height. Four heavy three-hour cavity operations, not something to rest and have lunch - a cup of coffee between changing clothes and washing, and then second-hand.
After completing the shift, the surgeon went out in a state close to trance. The eyes do not see, the feet do not walk, the head does not think. Go home and sleep. But first go to the cafe and eat something.

On the machine cleaned the plate (what did you order? Kill me, I don’t remember! The surgeon was removed from the trance by the owner of the cafe.
You had a tough day, right? A lot of operations, right? Drink a hundred cognac, relax, lunch at the expense of the establishment, a taxi I called you...
The surgeon recovered.
“Well, I’m a surgeon... and it’s been a tough day... What, so noticeable?
Yes to Doctor. When you ate, you said to the waitress, “I’ve finished. Count the tools and sew them.” You are from the reception, right? I’ve been on the speedway for six years, I’ve seen this.

The Doctors! If there is justice in the universe, there is a separate VIP paradise for doctors.

There are a lot of stupid people in the world today. Because smart people use condoms.

We went yesterday to the city.We have a veteran-"double",accepting something will stumble, it doesn’t start.In the city something didn’t start,husband with the eldest son started with a push, a kind person joined.I and the other children are standing on the side.They run, push the car, she is silent.They ran so 90 meters,I look,the man with his hand shrugged, the little ones cut off and went to his dear son, also to me,the husband is standing near the car with some strange expression of the face.I approached him, I say, something broke the car?"He:"imagines, forgot to turn the key.

The chair broke. There was a pen in the closet. The microwave should be replaced. Close the gaps after changing the door.
You prepare everything you need, I will do it later.
It lasted two weeks, and then I did it all by myself. Another two weeks passed.
Did you find me a screwdriver and a spatula? And the vinyls? And the cable?
Head of IT department. There is no need for family life.

Yesterday I got a phone call of an extremely drunk guy shouting "Sandy!!I thought a little and told him it wasn’t Sanya. He asked "and who?" very surprised. I asked "and whom did you call, dear?" He sadly said "Tatiana" and turned off.c) by Matilda

Yaya: smooth freshly shaved legs after a day are already clinging to the socks. 10 minutes before sex, I would like to think about sex, not about the perfection of my legs.
If you think of perfection, there will be no sex at all.
Tagged: logical
To shave or not to shave, that is the question.
It is Bgg)))

AlexanderSP:...and the ass is a friend of difficult mistakes...

"Trolls are increasing visibility of [news sites]"

Leon_Z: Ah... Where is Borja Shmul? By 300 and more comments raised... Rich power was a troll :)

Plus she gets it! A unique, apolitical, non-educational and, miraculously, funny quote!