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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12210
 06.11.2008
We, the unemployed, must help each other. Otherwise, workers will come to power.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12209
 06.11.2008

33833 (saved 2008-11-03 at 13:49)
I know! There is a world secret economic conspiracy! Between Venereologists and Toilet Manufacturers!
Because otherwise it is not possible to explain this crumbling design of thrusts, from which in the shit everything is wrapped and spread over the ass! And everyone has to come up with their own special tactics of Kakanya.

I can’t believe anyone likes this kind of stuff!! Where is the favorite, old, decades-tested Soviet design of toilets?! to

The fuck! It is (

Z is. Sorry it hurt.

The fuck! The fuck! The fuck!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12208
 06.11.2008
> is a gift! How is it?
< foil
> understand (

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12207
 06.11.2008
It is about Halloween.

Limonade
I’m not going to celebrate this party for me.
[C] IFRA
To me too.
[C] IFRA
Half somehow
Limonade
Why should I celebrate someone else’s holiday?
Limonade
They don’t celebrate our fucking birds.
[C] IFRA
> our fucking birds
The Ukrainian said.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12206
 06.11.2008
On the Dating Site:
I am Alexey 35/190/73/18, without phobias and complexes. I am looking for a woman for regular meetings. We will be together – your advice is like my thoughts. Write and call. I am tired of being alone.
yyy: Hi, Alexey, a woman of the same type 35/190/73/18 you are unlikely to find especially with 18

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12205
 05.11.2008
The Urals:
What do you want to record on the disks?
by Velena:
Leave the porn ?
The Urals:
for everything? Exactly all?
by Velena:
Antivirus can also...
The Urals:
Contraception is fucking))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12204
 05.11.2008
33931 (saved 2008-11-03 at 19:34)
Well my girlfriend does hair removal all the time with this special Veet gel well type of hair and hair then fall off on its own... well she is using it on her intimate places too... so my hair also started to fall off in the palsy... but that’s not all... I recently saw my best friend’s hair also fell off... I start to suspect something.;...

M-m... it seems, since you are aware of Sani’s hair loss, you can also be suspected with him...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12203
 05.11.2008
Annie is :
One of me is pushing the table button in Word "Insert from the bottom"?

by Kerry:
There is still a button "Insert from above"

Annie is :
Do not dream! and r

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12202
 05.11.2008
Hello, are you very busy?? to
I don’t know, I have a wife and two children. Is it strong?? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12201
 05.11.2008
There are a small number of women who have Turner syndrome, which is associated with the absence of one of the X chromosomes. Such women are known as CH-women, distinguished by exclusively feminine behavior and possessing very little or no capacity for spatial orientation at all. Never trust your car keys to a woman.

I feel that the theory of blondes will soon be scientifically proven))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12200
 05.11.2008
I can’t work on Saturdays... am I a Jew?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12199
 05.11.2008
On the programming channel in Mirka:

MaxO: all translation I recently learned what is programming=) decided to start =)
Translation: What are you writing about?
Eee... on paper.
Max: What is it?
Vandal: 0_o Niipazza Ancient programmer

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12198
 05.11.2008
To the quote:
I'm reading Bash, and I think I can try the pills to reduce the craving after the fourth hour... eh... that's a different world! Congratulations to everyone on the outcome of the 3rd fallout. probably the girls will suffer."

Fuck you! You will fight with us for your place at the comp!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12197
 05.11.2008
I want to go under the blanket, drink hot tea and shower. and yes. And to sleep.
YYY: It’s some kind of girl bite.
XXX: What to do... Okay, I will re-formulate.
xxx: I want to roll in bed, scratch eggs and not do anything. So is better? 8) is
YYY: It is better. I like it

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12196
 05.11.2008
We are chasing the bad classmates. Because we learned to count better during the vote. Provide a verification code with DIFF. The equations :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №12195
 05.11.2008
And you young reader Bash, do you know what Ankl Bans is?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12194
 05.11.2008
Life tips: if you got a mole in the eye, and wash it with nothing, push the index and large fingers into the appropriate nostrils and carefully pull out the hair - after this the body itself washes your eye (-:

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12193
 05.11.2008
You came up with a quote:
Correction of grammar errors
2 Check the point.
Check compliance with physical laws.
4 Logic and meaning.
5 to read.

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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12192
 05.11.2008
Marine (21:22:26 2/11/2008)
I need a job to go everywhere, I like this way of life.

Shaya (21:23:06 2/11/2008)
Conductor in a bus...or as an option in a trolley bus

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12191
 05.11.2008
I often sleep at night on the couch. The cleaner comes early. I sleep quietly, she sees my hairy legs and cries out of fear that the type of thief or corpse... the hell knows her. And she has no memory, so that "wakeup" has already gotten me.
Yesterday I wrote a note on the door "Aware, inside a drunk employee".
Scuco, I’d rather wake up from her whisper than be thrown down on the floor by the guards she called!
I no longer like people.

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