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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56383
 13.11.2011
Beo: In Mexico, for example, one such blogger was killed. And the body was cut off with a knife: "for comments".
Thread: The shit. Why was it cut in Russian?? to

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56382
 13.11.2011
You are talking fools, 11.11. My friend’s son was born. You can’t guess specifically.Good health to the boy and good luck to your family!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56381
 13.11.2011
Russian transformer Phobos Grunt... No, what would you like to get out of Lada Priora-Optimus Prime?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56380
 13.11.2011
From the discussion on the hub of the ski mask for extremes with an interactive display that shows the speed, time in the jump, its length and height, the location on the railway and a bunch of different other tricks:
......
XX: Do they show points, combo jumps and a tournament table?
and the number of remaining lives.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56379
 13.11.2011
xxx: Once myth destroyers tried to connect a couple of kilowatts of speakers to a digital generator, showed how the two-inch speakers chatted in the diaphragms, and the subject stood between them and only hiccalled - hence the conclusion was made that infrasound is a lie.
YYY:...and the subject stood between them, looking at one point and continuously hiccalled...
Zzz: And to this day, Hichika, everybody tells you what an infrasound...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56378
 13.11.2011
I bought chicken grill and smoked sausages. At dinner, my girlfriend, sympathetically looking at the chicken:

She was running recently.
...pause... * pointing to the sausages*... and they... slipped!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56377
 13.11.2011
Marriage is based on patience, and each spouse is confident that it is he who suffers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №56376
 13.11.2011
About the goat and the pig.
Someday in the late autumn I went to work in the morning, I passed by a tree – a rainbow, and suddenly I clearly hear a goat’s whirling, which is communicated from above, I even from surprise reflectingly bended. I felt like a goat was sitting on a tree and was about to fall on my head. Naturally, I shrugged my head and looked at a goat sitting on a tree. Again the bleeding came, and then I saw a frog sitting on a frog and cleverly staring at me, bending her head. My behavior seemed to have her. And she, once again scratching the goat, flew from the branch and flew away, knocking something on my wreath at the end. As you can see, she was ridiculous.

Another curious case about already a wild pig, more precisely a pig. I was once in a village where I was working on the repair of radio equipment. This village was located next to a large pine pine. And then a familiar man shows, laughs and says, "Look, a bunch of dogs runs out, and among them a wild pig." And surely, they run from dozens of different seams - a palace and with them a black-and-white-banded pig runs, it will be three months. The man explained this miracle to me. It turns out that his neighbor, working in the woods, found and took a wild pig with him, he was quite small, fit in a glove. He brought it home, and did not think of anything better than to put it to the dog, which had recently become ill, but that took him and fed him. So the pig turned out to be a dog educator, and he began to imitate the behavior of dogs, but he has not yet learned to laugh. I saw him several times later, it was funny to see this pig with dog habits.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №56375
 13.11.2011
Life has succeeded – it is when on Friday evening you go out of the house for dinner and take a passport for the case.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56374
 13.11.2011
If you had this opportunity, what question would you ask the founders of Linux, Windows, MAC? Just ask three questions.
Smoking to eat? What if I find? Who is so bold?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56373
 13.11.2011
Girl with a piercing swimming in the river, caught a judge

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56372
 13.11.2011
Transcribed to ASCII.
I: What are you doing?
He is MMM.
I: I did not understand?
He is Kakau...
What if it is serious and detailed?
Fuck the shit in the toilet.

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56371
 13.11.2011
Do not spit in the mouth, guys.
Tomorrow is my birthday. Today I learned that I have a son. of the forgotten. He is almost 6 years old. He is beautiful and smart. But his mother doesn’t want to see me. and support. I will give up everything and go to them.
With respect versus.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56370
 13.11.2011
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Figo... is it good?
HH: How to say. In short, she tempted him under the pretext that he would help to prepare for Matthew. I made questions, not the stupid ones. The apartment was washed, 3 hours (!) Pizza was scratched to him, manicure pedicure, mini-chalactic, martini, to be sure. has arrived. The hour was sitting over this dusted manna, not a cuja decided, it broke up and collapsed!!! Go down, go down!! I refused the pizza!!! to
Yippidy : )
I beat the wall, I drink martini, I eat pizza

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56369
 13.11.2011
Angel: I hit the profile in contact. The guy on the ave has a sad picture and a signature – why I’m lonely... That’s sad. I decided to look at the photos. And in the albums were 63 photos of his Persian in the line-up of O_o

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56368
 13.11.2011
XHHH: Get all these melodies instead of hooks
XHH: Put some pops that then whisper out of all the gaps
I do not advise others and I will not.
You just don’t know how to cook ;)
WOW: Connect a personal hood or like there at your opossus
ууу: You download your melody type "The subscriber's device is off or is out of the zone of action" - you can swing
WOW: Who needs - call back yourself, like a SMS came about a missed call. It is expensive, but a quiet life is worth it!

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56367
 13.11.2011
In principle, after buying a bottle of vodka, nothing prohibits washing the purchase.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56366
 13.11.2011
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you have small breasts.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56365
 13.11.2011
MR: I recently learned that my mom’s dad is cheating, and not with one, he has dozens of them, only for sex..I don’t know what to do..

Yaguasha: If you want to live in a full family, then be silent fool! Sex is not betrayal, it is not to shake.

Sex is not to shake, genius joba!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56364
 13.11.2011
As practice has shown, it is difficult to break your stereotypes, it is much easier to break someone else’s jaw.

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