For those who can’t read:
This girl with a humanitarian mindset:

I sit on the last row of seats in the trolleybus, in the corner, I also pulled my knee to myself, in general, I sit very compactly, facing the back seat, and I talk on the phone with the boss. Suddenly, the trolleybus falls and the horns and it stops very sharply, people fall. And I see a huge (really huge, 150 kg) ass fast approaching me, closing the horizon. It’s getting dark, and nothing but the ass around.

Read on Yandex about inertia. Sitting in the last row, with braking, in the worst case, you could head that ass instead of serving as a landing ground for it.

The words "face to backdrop" do not point to the thought, or is the reader not a chukcha?

This blinking eye:

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I go to the shopping center. I am overtaken by the carapuse with the screams: "Di-i-i-ma-a-a! D-I-I-I-M-A-A!and "
Here appears a stinking mom and even louder in the footsteps of the baby: "Not Di-i-i-m-a! and Daddy!!and "
O_O
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What is "O_o"? As soon as the child becomes acquainted with the world, he begins to name objects and people as others call them. And the mother of the child calls his father Dima by name. He is her husband Dimas, not "Papa". Therefore, now explains to the child how correctly this person is called from the child’s point of view. Totally ordinary situation.

xxx: If something prevents you from doing everything right in life, may there be a problem in the rectal disposition of the upper limbs? )))))))))
Yyy: this is not in the upper limbs, this is in the head.
YYY: I’ve gotten fine.
YYYY: And here is Nahuya.

And nothing that in the origins a small child, because of the social skills not yet formed, just whispered about what struck him, and all around him just scorned his holy simplicity? No one of the adults, note, did not make any comments to “Madame Mishkilapina.” Stop wearing fruit, yeah.
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The remarks that the mother should have made to the child for the purpose of forming his social skills were also not said. It appears that the mother was entirely solidary with the child, and she was not uncomfortable with a drop, as did the soaked "companion", the author of the post. This is why, in particular, "crazy ovaries" and are called.

Shakerezada said: “Shortness is not only the sister of talent, but also the mother of great misunderstandings.”

I was in the bathroom and had my phone with me. The wife doesn't know the number, I call her and whisper "I love you" and threw the phone. I go out of the bathroom and ask, “Who called?” He replied, “My friend...”

Recent studies have found that women who are overweight live longer than men who pay attention to this.

Now the people were offered to exchange imaginary prosperity for illusory greatness. And the people, of course, took it on...

Bronepoezd: "Our galaxy is about 13 billion years old" – and what happened before that?
Mku: the galaxy
Casablanca: a bottle of clay

I was 3 years old. Dad made the door to the kindergarten, and he did not very well.
I turned around, and did not miss to turn the newly read quote from the fairy tale."What a fool will not do, everything he does not do so"... Everything was very rotting then, and a little later I became clear and very embarrassed. Shameful until now.

This is not a forum, but
to this:

I don’t know who is there. It doesn’t run with my cat. After two such executions, he came to the conclusion that he was being tortured precisely because he was SIT in principle, not because he was hurt where he did not need to. So, now he learned to suck and immediately hide. Moreover, he is always hiding - even in the bowl, as appropriate, even on the tapes. He cries, presses his ears, and runs under the couch.

For a couple of days, go after the cat, and when the cat will sit down to hide where it is not necessary, say strictly that it is not possible and carry it quickly to plant in the pot. When it is soaked in the wrong place, cut it off and carry it in a bowl. When it is filled in a bowl, praise, glorify and encourage in every way.
Goodness and mutual understanding!

"Dassad": I have not listened to normal trance for a long time
"marantz": From Eurovision :D

HHH: And I got the cocktails straight!! to
No one has collapsed!!! to
HGH: Glory for the 170R and long years of life
May its cover be blessed, and may not its barbaric metal be touched in the hands of the handy.

Rosetta made the first photo of the surface of the comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko and found on the surface of the house of the director of Ren-TV

The child is learning computer science. "Mom help..." from the word "run" in five steps you need to do "step". In the process of converting the word I added "bag". It gives a rating of 2, no such word.

The Optimist Father:

Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theory.”
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Try not only to start, but also to educate. I managed, but the truth and only two children, as many as I could normally raise and raise.

In the bus, the driver approaches a young man:
Pay for the trip!
I am a single father.
How many children do you have?
and 10.
God, how are you dealing with them all?! to
What should I deal with them? They live with their mothers.
And you?! to
I am a single father.

here here :

I also had a story with "Upyr" (read, it seems, in ninth grade)....

The weak...
To me, a fifteen-year-old sister in my five read under the corresponding decoration - a dark apartment, only a fire, a strong thunderstorm on the street, we are at home two, we lie on the parent's couch, and she expresses, sometimes swinging, reading out loud. Maybe because it’s hard to imagine anything more terrifying than playing with her in the hospital for 2 years before, when she very naturally pretended that she would be doing the operation now and this moment will cut my naked stomach with a sharp kitchen knife, which I was strictly forbidden to touch at all. My mother went up to the fifth floor when she heard my wild cries down there.

I go to the shopping center. I am overtaken by the carapuse with the screams: "Di-i-i-ma-a-a! D-I-I-I-M-A-A!and "
Here appears a stinking mom and even louder in the footsteps of the baby: "Not Di-i-i-m-a! and Daddy!!and "
O_O

Electricity has been hidden for years. You won’t pay for the light if you turn off.

XX: I wonder why is Russia so looking to the pole?
Wut: Well, from there, for example, it is convenient to spin the entire world on the genital organ...