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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12190
 05.11.2008
At the final courses of the universe you begin to understand that you should be pumping intelligence, not charisma.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12189
 05.11.2008
I go to the tent to buy whitewash, there is whitewash on the shelf for 3r and 5r
I: What is the difference between them?
5R tobacco is better
Give me 5R.
With a smile on your face, do you need tobacco?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12188
 05.11.2008
I go on the bus. In front of me sits a real blonde with an expression of the face, which lacks the slightest sign of intelligence. He gets a mirror, a cosmetic, and begins with such diligence "string" the face that it seemed like a hole is being wiped out. And it would be nothing, but in the most responsible moment, when she began to paint her lips, her phone ringed on the entire bus, which was the melody "In my head of the stove-not trouble" and so on. People just fell out :)
Can you tell me, is it only in Voronezh that honest blondes live, or is there anywhere else?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12187
 05.11.2008
by Olko (13:29:24 30/10/2008)
Attention to everyone! There was a plot that our native city would be deprived of water on copper pipes, warn mother or father to store water.
blondebrain (13:37:38 30/10/2008)
Oh, and when will this happen?
Olko (13:39:32 30/10/2008)
It’s a joke when you’re crazy and don’t know the details.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12186
 05.11.2008
...
To the question that there are no ugly women, there is little vodka... I thought, but after all, there are no ugly men, there are poor people.

And what "young people" should learn for themselves when these two quotes are together?

That girls are as unpleasant when they are judged by appearance as young people are unpleasant when they are judged by wallet. If you are accustomed to saying, “She is terrible,” be prepared to hear, “He is poor.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12185
 05.11.2008
After the crisis, the general meeting of shareholders decided to rename Bin Bank to Haz Bin Bank.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12184
 05.11.2008
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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12183
 05.11.2008
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

YYY: What is it?

XXX: I am scared

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY This is what you say: "Fuck... fuck! You crushed my ship! pshshch...pspok...pshch...healthy...*shoot from the cut*"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12182
 05.11.2008
I just had 3 in drawing and Russian language at school so I rarely draw, write and talk.
c) by Nicole

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12181
 05.11.2008
d_archon
“If you wait long enough on the shore, your enemy’s corpse will pass by.”

jehy
The longer you wait, the more bodies.

d_archon
I thought here. What if your enemy is sitting by the river? and :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12180
 05.11.2008
The website diggers.ru
You can distinguish several points, aka "Digger's Commandments":
1st Do not drink before (and on) planned expeditions.
2nd Do not walk without lights.
Three Do not use a bad rope.
4 is Before breaking the castle ten times look for a circumference path.
5 is Before I go somewhere, think "How do I get out of there?"
6 is Do not go one way.
7 is When looking for a stranger.
8 is Do not swipe the cables.
9 is No songs in the underground.
10 is Do not believe in hell (if possible).
11 is Do not wash other people’s things.
12 is Not on the cable.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12179
 05.11.2008
The paradox
I noticed an astonishing fact at home.

XOCTEP
which

The paradox
I have discs with the series "Supernatural" disappear!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12178
 05.11.2008
She: Yes, I'm not going to go out for you, you're a programmer, I'm in your second place after the computer!
He: No, you are in my first place...after the computer... :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12177
 05.11.2008
From a forum about follet 3:

Alleluia brothers and sisters!!! I took a hospital for this cause, cut off the phone and broke up with a girl.)

2: This is what I understand the approach to the case.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12176
 05.11.2008
L: She smoothed her husband’s clothes and then fell asleep. The dream is worse nowhere.
L: It was as if my husband had returned, looked at the consequences of my efforts... stated that the whole office would laugh at him and ordered him to throw everything back.
L: I look forward to his real return with horror: as if the dream was not a thing. Programming is an infection.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12175
 05.11.2008
Recently on a couple, a predator calls a student to the board
You want to go out to the board.
Student : No
Prepod: Yes, if we asked you our children would not have, to the board quickly

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12174
 05.11.2008
Talking to a friend about the six-digit ICQ number

Stifler (18:17:45 30/10/2008)
Do we need them at all?

KttuulLlhuU (18:17:48 30/10/2008)
8 not cool

KttuulLlhuU (18:18:28 30/10/2008)
for the fact that all the bad guys (without insults) have 9 symbols and you have 6 allow the smaller and smaller number the cooler and more expensive

Stifler (18:19:49 30/10/2008)
And this means that those who have 6 signs (without insults) have a finite shit, who wants to show in the net what he is cool, and spends money on aska, while for that same money I’m brewing a beer with normal guys.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12173
 05.11.2008
I read books on the game on the lip harmonic.
You’ve probably noticed that most people’s lips have a horizontal orientation.

Most... the author has seen a lot in life O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12172
 05.11.2008
From Forum

There are a lot of different stories about green in general and about the domestic body art as well. For me, the first spouse after being placed for preservation at the time of release for the weekend type to wash before returning to the hospital the iodine grid was called to draw on pardon to the very place where the injections are made. And with a sense of humor he was in order, attracted to the visible and until I can see painted a bouquet of tulips in green and signed "This is for You, doctor!"" That's what I was scared at first when the whole medical staff of the department ran to me in the chamber, demanding to shave the buttocks and then each went hiding his eyes down and nervously chicking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12171
 05.11.2008
Interview of Secondary Students:

Give Me SpellForce
Fuck, I have the same place as you!
All the knees are in the midst of the knees. Even Pokémon can’t get rid of.
If the Pokémon are not the knee, then what is the knee?

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