How much you don’t feed, the strings will strain.

Yellow ‎(0:00):
The most true sign of truth is simplicity and clarity. A lie is always complicated, fuzzy and multi-word. by L. Tolstoy

-Cherry- ‎(0:01):
And this is what the man who wrote "War and Peace" said.

Nick (w/Jabber): I came up with a punishment for the M$ sheep who invented the “Hide Extensions.”
Nick (w/Jabber): Paraffine the nostrils and place the same shaped shit and chocolate in front of it.
Nick (w/Jabber): And what he caught must be eaten to the end.

Did you know that cats mock only for humans?
She is: not true! Cats mock when they are roasted.
I :...

Garden knives
Semac called his daughter Barcelona. Barcelona Sergeevna Semak

Yandex
fucking

Yandex
His head is better not to play anymore.

Jürgen (15:23:26 11/11/2009)
Chinese scientists from the Institute of Paleontology of the University of Beijing under the leadership of Professor Changzhou Jin concluded that the intelligent man did not originate in Africa, but in China.

Thunderstorms (15:23:44 11/11/2009)
I think the Ukrainian comrades will deny them.

Scraped by:

- You heard, a decree was issued on the revival of the Institute of Regimental Capellans. Now there will be a moving church at each part.
There is a mosque in every part. For the Muslims.
- Aaga, and a moving dacan - for Buddhists.
- Ah, and for atheists - a mobile strip bar, with blackjack and prostitutes.

The child is sick. My husband comes from work:
Did the doctor come?
Yes, it was recently...
And what said? Is there a chance to do it or is there a chance to cure it?

RCX ‎(22:56): I do a typical by Terver, task:
The box contains 15 parts, of which 5 are married (33% are married!). The compiler extracted 3 details..."
Fuck, as it is familiar to the pain, this is how we car collects, only the phrases "are missing "and with closed eyes turns them into the chosen place".
by Rain (23:04)
It is bad to laugh at the poor.

When I was a kid and watched "Well, guess!", I was always a cute wolf. But I didn’t hate the rabbit at the same time, I just wanted the wolf to stop stumbling and stumbling on this disgustingly polite and frightening rodent.
But when I watched "Tom and Jerry," I always wanted the evil, evil mouse creature to be finally eaten, but the cat, though rather aggressive in some places, did not cause any negativity. The tweet about the bird twitty appeared when I didn’t watch them enough, but the effect was the same: well, I really want a small, caring sickness to be eaten by the hammered, but reckless Sylvester.
Interestingly, I don’t know anyone who would think differently.
Here and think then what lesson the affars of the multicolors wanted to teach.

She: Set me my account!
He said, “Do you have no hands?
Why do I have my hands if I have a husband?! to
Why do I have a wife when I have a hand?

History of Spam:
1st Initially, it was proposed to increase the
2nd After the idea of the whole world has increased it (even those who do not have it) came porn sites for this member to learn how to use it.
Three Then all kinds of prostitutes began to knock to try this member like on the battlefield.
4 is When by the idea you still found a girl on this member are offered to read her SMS or if she found a bigger member...

Pythagore's pants are equal on all sides.
WOUW: In the Onotoleja vest weathers the stopping disk

We sit on a pair on philosophy, we write down some worldview questions, the prede (woman) conducts a dialogue with us, writing down the first question, begins about the following:
Imagine the primitive man who killed a mammoth, ate, set fire in the cave, went out and looked up at the sky, the stars, what do you think he thought?
Group - what is there?and :)
Prepod - well, this would be thought by the primitive man, but what would a man of the 21st century think?
The same group - what am I doing in the cave??? O_O

It even hurt afterwards :)

It is about disassembling the cartridge for the Canon copier.
XXX: It is as if it was made to build the human race: "What, fox, is just two hands?"?" and

Protocol of the Department Meeting
About the new wage system.
They decided to reconcile.

From the car website:

Help the guys! I urgently need 4 Mini Cooper cars with a personal driver!!! to
Will you ride an elephant on rolls?

Leo: In short, I am sitting now in the room, I hear the neighbor's door opened, I look into the corridor, I hear him in the toilet, I went to him in the room (light is turned off) and under the bed went down )) He comes, goes to bed, and I pull out my hand from under the bed and catch his leg )) Yopt, such a scream "My God!" I haven't heard it for a long time )
Glad he went to the bathroom before that ?

It is not difficult to find one of a thousand, it is difficult to find one of a thousand.

In our village, a father of a large family went to the city for business and bought toys to five children - a gun, a machine, a machine, etc.
Naturally, a dispute broke out - who gets what - scream, noise, gam.
Tired of the noise, buy them the same toys the next time.
On the next arrival from the city, my father brought five perfectly identical, beautiful, magnificent BRAbanos!