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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38966
 17.11.2010
From the hub, discussion of RF domains:

It could have been worse...

I dictate the address of Mr. Nakamura.
Yes I am recording.
The Japanese “on”.
How is it written?
—... — helplessly looking at the visit card, cries, trying to explain what it looks like な

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38965
 17.11.2010
If you had two apples, the rotten and the normal, what would you share with me?
Yyy: He would eat both.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38964
 17.11.2010
Nastya (15:09:59 16/11/2010)
Watch the movie "Eat, Pray, Love"

Starfish (15:10:22 16/11/2010)
Blockbuster "Steal, Kill, Fuck the Goose"

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38963
 17.11.2010
In my childhood, I was always interested in how fairy eggs remove apples from the back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38962
 17.11.2010
Are you wearing a coat?

YYYY: Yes

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Tagged: Ricky Tiki Tavi

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38961
 17.11.2010
I was on a taxi yesterday. At ten o’clock in the morning, the sun shines. As always, the radio is turned on, making a little noise. Here is part of the dialogue:
How much is a taxi?
At eight in the morning.
Eight in the morning was two hours ago.
O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38960
 17.11.2010
The Fifth Civilization:

Smertnik
and why I have it full of English even a few words in Russian. tell me that I did not do so I broke your game into a folder and also on the label I press and the game starts but English.

Smertnik
yamayo did as you did and wrote as and that hope to do all the same English cuddle another cuddle (

Woffko, the drunk library librarian
Smertnik, you do not have a single word in Russian in your message either. Why the Russian version? =) is

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38959
 16.11.2010
I wonder how to abstain from a couple of days when young?! to
YYY: cut off the hands

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №38958
 16.11.2010
by Denis13:25
You are
Thirsty13:26
In the red pants.
by Denis13:26
and more detailed
Thirsty13:27
50% synthetic 50% cotton

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38957
 16.11.2010
On the page of a friend:
My favorite films:
I would tell you what I like, but I just have my mom in friends.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №38956
 16.11.2010
Advertising MTS Connect is the most true advertisement in the world - the modem hit the USB and he immediately threw the copyt... =\

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38955
 16.11.2010
Do you know these girls?
Well, those who whisper to your ear say, “If you don’t fuck me, I’ll scream.”
They are good.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38954
 16.11.2010
I came to appoint the computer director. Instead of a mouse carpet, he has someone’s work card.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38953
 16.11.2010
XXX was missing.and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYY
X: Did you say it erotically?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am finished, thank you. In a few days I will write again.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38952
 16.11.2010
I have a wife giving birth.
[xxx] is out of the game world
I am his wife.
[YYY] is out of the game world

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38951
 16.11.2010
From the Optimizer Forum:
The Sukhumsky monkey also delivers. There they allowed to feed macacos, sell packages with food...
Communication with our ancestors is indescribable.
In my eyes, the gamadryl caught and pulled out of the hands of a solid man the whole package with this same food (defined as if to visit and feed monkeys in all the cages). How angry he was! Incredibly, fiercely, trying to engage in a dialogue with Gamadril.
Gamaliel behaved more decently.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38950
 16.11.2010
She: Did you drink beer with dried cancers?
Cancer does not dry.
She: Why? The fish is dried.
I: Cancer is not a fish, it is an articulate.
She is like a turtle.
I: Turtles are floating.
She says: The swirling ones are snakes, and the turtles are mammals.
I: No, I am a wanderer.
She: Idiot, read the botanic.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38949
 16.11.2010
Head of Department. When you appear in the door, "All, come to me".
Head of Sector. "Who has vaseline"
I am. "There is no vaseline, I can give a thermopaste".
Head of Sector. "Do you think everything is so serious that it will smoke?"

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38948
 16.11.2010
The girl complains:
D: And I burned my hand with the lighthouse.
I am: Oh! The chicken smells.
D: Call me a chicken again, I’ll take your eggs off!

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №38947
 16.11.2010
XHH: I’t have been operating a swastika. One medical mistake would be more.
I would be happy to operate.
I am a builder of education.

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