We stand with a friend in the doorstep: - Hold the basket, the mints are coming.

Withdrawn from the army as a captain, friends now often call me "Kap" and don't get tired of cuddling, buying a light beer for me called "Light Beer".

From the G20 Forum:

Security measures will be strengthened during the event. Residents and guests will be prohibited from carrying in certain areas chopsticks, squirrels, eggs, reptiles and insects capable of hurting humans, laser clues, swords, bows and arrows, as well as objects issuing sounds that can upset dogs or horses.

The main thing is not to upset anyone.)

This is:

There is no smell here. To the elected, I explain: a truly educated person will never descend to the insults of an opponent, even censorship.

Blue, have you ever read "Mishkin's legs"? What are you trying to prove here? What to comment on the appearance of a woman lying with a child in the hospital, and laugh at her, it is normal and even intelligent, and to call the hammer doing this a hammer - not? Yes, you have not only with education, but also with the head.

Yes, to admit that you don’t live in Moscow, but in St. Petersburg – it’s strong...I’m just from Siberia and I’m more sirenely...:)...

XX: When I see such inventions, I ask myself and the author one simple question: Why does Mercedes not do that??? If I can't find a clear explanation, I think the product is useless.
YYY: I also wonder, why don’t you drive on a Mercedes? I think you are useless because you don’t have a Mercedes.

Ah, once it went about bars - we have a bar, bar "Bar". They serve beer "Beer" and vodka "Wodka".

Petrovich from the rubber women’s repair workshop every day glues dozens of other women’s girlfriends.

HHHH
It is time to protest against information wars, such as "Make News Not Thief"!!! to
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All news on TV channels work in the spirit of an anecdote:
There are rabbin elections in the synagogue. Everyone offers Rabinovich. He stood up:
Can I say my opinion?
Please tell me.
- Here you offer Rabinovich, and in the meantime his daughter is a prostitute.
“Haymovich, what do you say! Rabinovich has no daughter. He has four sons and that’s all.
I said my opinion, and you decide.

Enot, by the way, put himself in the closet, folded everything, but things he did not like he broke, hid or thrown away. The wallpapers and curtains didn’t like him right away.
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It was an enot-muzhig!

From comments to the Hubble survey on the topic: "Which OS and what are you programming on?"

david_mz: Hm, and if I program on Go for Win, but then compile into a binary for FreeBSD, where it works – then what do I choose?and :)
Pansa: Add the item “I am a mistake” for this gentleman! and ;-)

Here is here:
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And at our wedding (or rather, before the wedding) I was the "winner". well, my body could not accept the need to spend such money on accounting for a crowd of unfamiliar citizens to me. I egoistically wanted to spend them exclusively for my pleasure. Maybe that’s why I’m divorced and no one is getting married anymore :)
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Go out for me! and :)

with Vima

Tagged with>
Invisible Russian aircraft violated Lithuanian borders
Invisible Russian submarine breaks Swedish borders
Invisible Russian column enters Ukraine

This is understandable - the introduction of stealth technologies in our army)))

I remember when I just learned to cook (it was a long time ago), even such a simple topic as cooking pasta could put into stupor. When they were cooked, they had to be thrown out on the pit and boiled with boiling water. I knew the theory, but after taking a pot of pasta and looking at the puddle, I realized that the pastion is not together. There was an urgent need for a third hand, he finally thought, put on an empty pot and poured pasta on it.
I briefly told a friend about this. He looked at me for a long time with such a strange look that I was very sorry for being so revealed.
Even more surprising was his question: "Do you know how to cook pasta?and "

“X... muddy!” With such a summary was removed a batch of glass phaloimitators.

A forty-year-old companion after two marriages began dating a thirty-year-old, and immediately received the nickname "pedophile".

xxx: "In Russia recorded a shortage of food salt"
yyy: "Baba Glazha has closed a million dollar bucket of cucumbers"

XXXX: Oil dropped below 77
The dollar rose against the ruble
Court refuses to ban Kirkorov’s clips
What a day, no good news.

I also had a story with "Upyr" (read, it seems, in ninth grade). Shortly thereafter, she was sitting at home in the evening alone at the desk, naturally, at the window, the curtains are stuck, from the lighting - only the desk lamp. The parents are away, the grandmother is at work, quiet, dark. And suddenly right next to my ear, from the side of the window, there is a quiet short whisper. At that time I understood what it meant to shrink from horror, I could neither shrink nor move. Fortunately, after a few seconds, the cat himself came out of the curtain and lay down under the lamp, apparently sitting on the window.

Follow the letter of the law and you won’t get the number of the deadline.