On the Internet saw the news - link:"Doctors in shock: a person lives without a brain and works as a programmer"

You’ve tried the grass, right? There is really nothing harmful to her? You just laugh. Yes is?
Oh, if... I’d fuck her again :(

xxx: fucking, here is green tea, according to the idea, you can cook once... and what we sell - the 2nd time you cook - and this fucking gets...
YYY: Yes, and the first time also fucking.
YYY: The second time even a little better – you get used to it after the first time.

Lynch: how to extinguish a maika, if it has been filled with a homemade napalm and does not want to extinguish?
Lynch: A, all
Lynch: the source of the problem

How good that in our childhood, our parents didn’t have a video camera.

Sberbank does not burn in advertising at all.
170 years ago, the man proudly boasts the purchase of a car on three wheels, and the front is already curved from the factory.
What do we see 170 years later? All the same man before the 1970s goes to the bank and pays out the loan for the bankruptcy.
The realists.

I want to go to McDougall.
Yyy: Do not go, you will save: money, figure and health.This is what I tell you, as a Jew, a man and a doctor.

Did you know that if you mix vodka and vegetable oil, you get polyole?
Or fun diarrhea, depending on how to use (=

BrightMan: 11.11.11 - the Census of Debils in ZAGSACH is coming to an end :D

Amper
I believe that in a game in which there is no collimator prickel, it is not even worth playing.
Amper
Deluxe 3D Mega Super Mayhem Gold Edition Now with a collateral target.

I always thought the anecdotes about the army were just the fiction of humorists. Until I went to serve myself and heard the phrase that shocked me.
Captain of the Armed Forces, Uncle over thirty, height 190 cm. and etc. A soldier, in full seriousness:
Today you laughed, and tomorrow you will sell the Motherland!! to

My mom told me today that I shouldn’t talk to you anymore xD
[4:13:22] Bart: What is it? OO
[4:14:34] Vova: She saw you write to me saying we go to the ambulance to play
My mom thinks you’re a drug addict now.
[4:15:12] Vova: because I quote: "Normal people measure and draw with a line, and with your friend clearly what is wrong, in a line he plays."
[4:15:42] Bart: You know, and she’s not right... normal people don’t really play in the line :(

I sit behind the comp, the husband approaches from behind and tightly hugging behind the neck begins to enter the word "anal" in the search for Google, seeing my rounded eyes rattled, and quickly wrote "analytics api"... )))))))

xxx: Yeah, my brain went to BSOD today.
He called the elevator, the door opened, and there was a toilet.
I stood for forty seconds and tried to get into what happened.
yyy: rghg... and not perform the script... turn out.. take off the pants and sit down? and :)

I talked to a young man. I said I wrote poems.
The Poetry? He thoughtfully extended. I do not read poetry. I only read one book in poems. "The Prince of Silver" is called.
"The Prince of Silver" I was surprised. This is prose!
- And I read in the poems, he said his own.
I understand everything, Gogol called "Dead Souls" a poem. To confuse poetry and prose?
Who is the author? I ask a little.
Tolstoy answered him.
I clarify and clarify:
Which exactly? How was he called?
and Alexander! My interlocutor answered confidently.

I see the magazine, on the cover is depicted astrolabium.
Oh you are astral! I show him a picture.
He was spending.
How did you say?
The astrology, I repeat.
What a funny word you invented!

A man with a higher education...

Turning away, luck gives you a chance to catch her tail!

decided to share. There is a cat, there is a donation from parents. There is vacation.

In the summer, my parents went on a trip, and my cat and I decided to stay in the country for a week or two.

The cat in the country for the first time, at first a little escaped from the diversity of the universe, but in the first evening brought a mouse. and live. and scared.
and unharmed. A scar on the tail, but apparently old.

Even before the domestic rats kept the love of tail rodents available.
The cat told the animal instincts to control, the mouse gave a piece of bread and let go. Everything seems to have collapsed. but.

Tomorrow evening, the cat appears with the same – seen on the tail – mouse. He gave me a little cheese, but I couldn’t. The mouse escaped.

This story repeated every night. The cat brings the same mouse, it is fed, it runs away.

Then the vacation ended, my cat and I left. I hope the mouse is fine.

Three hours of night. Suddenly a neighbor knocks on the door. I was so scared that my perforator fell out of my hand.

Heat in the office:
The guy on the first line: - "I have when the hot in my nose soppy dry, I am in my nose with vaseline butter."
Manager: "The jersey with vaseline must be sprayed! " rye
Director: - "or, depending on the goals... " *smiles

Budda (10:43:17 11/11/2011)
Do you want me to show you my black saxophone?

Holodilnik (10:43:40 11/11/2011)
I was always afraid to hear this from my colleagues at work.