There is nothing more poisonous in the world than a female friendly collective!

Gentlemen, I have found the meaning of life!
> Where is it?
> Find the meaning of life on Wikipedia!

I sit at a meeting. Apparently, almost any question of the chief can be answered "the contract is at the stage of signing". The boss will be fully satisfied. Because the phrase implies the meaning: everything is at work, and when we will finish - I don't know, but we will finish soon! Maybe... Maybe... But I’m not sure.

Poohpeedooh: A girlfriend forced herself to roll on the floor in convulsions for 15 minutes:
"Wouldn’t it be nice to come to Romania to the castle of this man, like his... Valdis Pelch?"
They drove both.

• closure of websites and deletion of content
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look at it and really we will go out on the passport... and the IOP will be issued in the district department after providing certificates from a narcologist, psychologist and proctologist
Monday and Wednesday from 12-00 to 12-30
The state duty for the issuance of iPhones will be 317r92k
Annually, the authorisation must be confirmed by submitting the results of the prophysical examination.
every router, switch, modem, networking machine will be registered in the UK and once a quarter a drunk uncle with a fat aunt and a terrible mother will come, telling them nothing more to do will rewrite the journal of the mac addresses and inventory numbers of the network inventory in a broadened, numbered and printed journal hand-wrapped from a healthy notebook in a hard-wrapped.
On the eve of the entrance will hang an announcement that all tenants are requested to be at home from 09-00 to 23-00 in connection with the scheduled inspection of equipment.

The Smolensk Crystal Factory for the fencing of diamonds into diamonds (JSC Crystal) re-created the Great Crown of the Russian Empire, spending, according to experts, at least $ 5 million. Whether it will be sold at auction is not yet known. At the same time, the administration advised employees of the association not to take new loans, as the payment of premiums will be stopped. For reference: salary of a warehouser working with material values worth hundreds and thousands of dollars, 9140 p.

The internet is getting harder. This is no longer the Internet that was before.
It’s time to make your own internet! Blackjack and prostitutes.

American scientists have come to the conclusion that for several thousand years the intellectual abilities of mankind have slowly but surely deteriorated because people no longer need to use intelligence to survive.
UK scientists have a serious competitor.
XX: Probably they were just exploring each other.

A comment from the hubro, which will fit any laws adopted in the country:

Humanity has not yet surpassed the child whispering the chair it has struck. We banned non-voluntary tools, gas wagons, concentration camps, and mass shootings, instead of banning degeneratives. I know who

You spend more energy on quarrels than on work
WOW: It is not true!

XXX: I noticed that the gastarbayters in the subway had tablets. Not iPad, of course, but nevertheless. I wonder what they are doing to them?
YYY: playing in the snake
XXX: Could they have a special version of Angry Birds where you have to build pig houses?

Astrologers have announced a week of RosComnadzor. The number of rapists and pedophiles has doubled.

Previously, the phrase "sleeping with a teacher" meant passionate, violent sex. Now I have added another association to this phrase - "Rise at six in the morning" because it needs to be at the first lesson already in the school at the other end of the city :'(

According to statistics, girls who don’t write to boys first are more likely to complain about shortcomings.

Have you already bought your car?
YYY: No
xxx: (I was fucking
Q: What kind of car? Traffic 10 points
Tagged with: car, metro roll
XXX is ?
Everything you need is on the metro line.
If something is not on the metro line, I don’t need it.

"Have you forgotten the beauty? Oh oh,
Young people"
not forgotten! More "Destiny and Motherland and Ice!"

On Saturday, December 22, millions of people will wake up with a single thought: “Bla, better it would come.”

<MISTIQUE> and I was so hopeful that we would finish the repair and move to NH already
<MISTIQUE> crying my dream((
<MISTIQUE> goodbye to the new kitchen headset(
<MISTIQUE> farewell to the new refrigerator...
<MISTIQUE> and the washing machine also say goodbye...
<UDV> Hi, the lipstick machine!

XXX: My sister is a full trident
xxx: little that in a month she killed the phone and player, which served me for 5 years and was in excellent condition
XHHH: but SPLAY the silicone form for the burning that can withstand up to 250 degrees!!! Beating the Head on the Table

Interesting to know, how do you imagine an elliptical paralelepiped?? to
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