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[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135755
 10.11.2016
Donald Trump is a reminder that you should interview for your dream job, even if you don’t have experience.
yyy: and at the interview to call all the fools and promise with three boxes
Zzz: I have two weeks here, only the tramps come.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135754
 10.11.2016
The male name Donald is an English version of the Scottish Gaelic name Domhnall, which, in turn, derives from two protocol words - dubno (world) and val (rule, possess).
In Russian language, it is Vladimir.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135753
 10.11.2016
I went looking for a transparent Sony logo (you see, on the white background I am not satisfied). I jumped, it turned out. I started reading about the SG, went looking for an editor. I caught myself reading in the stones of the hubra how to correctly pronounce Norwegian umliaut.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №135752
 10.11.2016
We provide laboratories. And here I see that the predd somehow strangely touches our only girlfriend (eh, few girls go to programmers. In the second class, there is only one. I get up to wear it normally. and ah! The dress with a deep cut, which was found on her, after removing the sweater (in the laboratory for some reason it is very hot), she sits herself, leaving her shoulders and thinking deeply - the cut gets even deeper... I begin to think not about the pluses, abstract classes, structures and interfaces, and the underwear is sitting even closer. Therefore, every ten seconds his gaze involuntarily shifts from a sheet to two other objects. After that follows a reflective roll on a sheet with a print.
At the end, he can’t stand and shut up with his palm. Anja is doing well.
I approach her after a couple to her:
A respectable dress! Poor prey all your response tried not to cut into the cut. Then he escaped the temptation.
The girl is red:
The fucking! I wondered why he got his head, was it so bad?! to

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135751
 10.11.2016
by CinemaBash

Who will tell you why in all the fantastic movies many doors and gates have the wrong shape? Thus e. Why is the line on which the strings are closed not straight, but broken? Or why do the doors/doors not move to the right and to the left, but one loop goes up and the other down? Or by diagonal?

The first explanation: this is how they create the atmosphere.

The second explanation. More precisely, the question. Is there an engineering justification for this form of creatures?
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The atmosphere, but not the one, but the one that needs to be kept :) The seal for compression is worn off more slowly than for wiping. One pipe is carved down, the other - up, as a result, they are not only compressed along the intersection of the pipe itself, but also perimeter pressed into the seals on the door box. On the one hand, they are simply pressed by the edge, on the other hand, an extension is made on the canvas, which is pressed to the palm. The same - in bushes, pressed to bushes in bushes.
You can make a cut over the plane of the canvas, but this is only if you know exactly on which side the de-hermetization threatens, and on which - not. If the sections are equal, press along the plane.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №135750
 10.11.2016
Dialogue between two branches in the corporate chat:
hhh (Krasnodar): hello Omsk )) we are on forecast today +26 )))
We will soon be 26 too! There is a small minus.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135749
 10.11.2016
I am a super-dobby!! to
Have you been fired from work?
A: No, my friend gave me two bags with my stuff, and said to put it out. I can’t stand up, I sing "I’m free"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №135748
 10.11.2016
We sit in the plane before departure. Someone is angry that she doesn’t have a blanket. The man who sits behind her stretches her. She asks, “How are you?” The man replied, “I’m going out soon.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135747
 10.11.2016
I don’t understand women as well as bank employees: why do they just want to give to those who already have?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135746
 10.11.2016
The cat from the Infinity did not just fall out. Please look under the hood before leaving, if the car has recently been warm, a cat may get there to warm up.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135745
 10.11.2016
You do not drink or smoke – you steal the state.
You don’t take loans, you rob banks.
You don’t have a car, you steal everyone.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135744
 10.11.2016
If you hack the university server, add yourself to the lists of IT faculty students, and give yourself a diploma, it will be considered valid.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135743
 10.11.2016
<choisy> Now in the United States two mourning dates: 9/11 and 11/9.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135742
 10.11.2016
At the end of a working day, the CUP in Houston asked astronauts to participate in a laser pulse observation experiment. They were sent over equal intervals from the McDonald Observatory of the University of Texas in Austin. Armstrong and Collins looked in turn into the onboard telescope, but could not see anything.

“Huyas, something tells me that the astronauts were lucky that they could not see the laser beam in the telescope.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135741
 10.11.2016
I went into the elevator today and I don’t understand: is it still Obama or is it already Trump?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135740
 10.11.2016
A physicist can be a lyric, but not a turnaround.
A physicist can be literate?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135739
 10.11.2016
We sit in the plane before departure. Someone is angry that she doesn’t have a blanket. The man who sits behind her stretches her. She asks:"How do you?" The man answers:"And I’m going out soon".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135738
 10.11.2016
It is a joy that our chancellor-friend, throwing on people for shorts, now has two more children - now teaches a young boy that it is supposedly shameful to dress up to cowards in front of the FAMILY.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135737
 10.11.2016
Trump on TV: I respect women, I respect women, my mother...
I was a woman! :)
Why are you laughing? In America, these things need to be clarified.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №135736
 10.11.2016
Wife: Interestingly, when I write the word Vadim (son), Skype offers me the words from the bottom: soppy, pick up and upset.

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