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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12150
 05.11.2008
Just strength...
Remember this quote?

Yyy Cerber is a dog with three heads.

xxx O_o, so he can pronounce the letters X, U and Y at the same time...

So here... he sat for 30 minutes at the comp, recorded each letter with the microphone, and launched three vinamps and tried to repeat.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12149
 05.11.2008
Skeptik: I bought an MP3 compilation with Alice yesterday. He returned home with a sixth bowl. He listened a little and rolled it on the cassette. Imho, on the cassette sound is more decent, although it is chewed already. Maybe I’m just used to it?! to
XPEH: Just have a TDC cassette recorded at the International, and mp3 digitized from the MK90-5 cassette on Spring 205-1.
Xpeh: Cry, how old I am 0_o

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12148
 05.11.2008
I sleep. I dream that I woke up, came to work without a shirt, and I run home red... I wake up, I am terribly happy that it is a dream, there are five minutes left. I fall asleep, I think... in my dreams I see again coming to work without a shirt. I smile, I think it is nonsense. It is dream. But when the boss brought me to the side and said that my sweater dress is beautiful, but very short...I did not understand the trick at first.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12147
 05.11.2008
Today is a fun day.
Today the girl seller held a workshop on digital and mirror cameras
Well what does it matter about photics, at the end of the seminar says- "Now I will show you the photographs taken by mirror and the number to see the differences"
the memory card, and puts in the plasma with the card reader
In the room a collective shock, there is a photo where she was in what mother gave birth
I lost memory cards.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12146
 05.11.2008
Oh yeah, you know, friend, somehow it is a reference to me to try the recipes written by a girl with a nick Redisotka Perdisotka...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12145
 05.11.2008
Damn, how do you do a job here...and have nothing to do?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12144
 04.11.2008
Welcome to the Operator.
Thirty Years!!!! Search for Worm32.EbatKolotit
to remove? to cure? to fuck?

DanSt (17:52:41 31/10/2008)
fucking

DanSt (17:53:32 31/10/2008)
system message: *the virus in horror crashed into the bottom of the screw waiting for better times*

Vvs (17:53:46 31/10/2008)
Thousands
The virus is fucking!! to
The system was restored after a serious error.
Throw yourself on the back of the chair, relax and watch the process of upgrades.

Vvs (17:54:26 31/10/2008)
Lack of Internet connection. Management is transferred to chatbot.

DanSt (18:28:13 31/10/2008)
system notification: *virus "Worm32.EbatKolotit" showed the nose from the subsoil of the Winston Church and was fooled once more*
System Request: Fucks again to be irrelevant? Should I fuck him a few times? Let it go, let it go, let it go

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12143
 04.11.2008
questionnaire

Presence of disability, chronic diseases (if not, indicate the cause)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12142
 04.11.2008
by ASE
1 (16:40:29 16/10/2008)
fucking fucking

2 (16:48:51 16/10/2008)
We’re watching a movie here...and here on the whole screen yours.
I want to fuck.

2 (16:57:29 16/10/2008)
I haven’t been that long ? ? ?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12141
 04.11.2008
In the Russian language Olympiad, the task is to choose how to write - collectively or separately. and had to be so sealed in the task - (n) unfavorable... as I wanted to write separately...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12140
 04.11.2008
<Drag> Yes, he’s so rough that the only beautiful photo with him is Röntgen!!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12139
 04.11.2008
Morning peak on the proletarian branch of the Moscow metro.
Disposition: A 16- to 17-year-old girl sits in a seat next to the door.
In front of her stands a woman, very similar to the girl and matching her in the
The mother. The people who are in your barrel of seals :-)
At the next station in the car is pressed impressive sizes
"Jewish grandmother", of the category "you all owe me". Determining the future
victim, crawls straight to the girl and rugged, rough
The counter-altum addresses her:
Don’t you think you should give up your place?
A woman without thought:
Of course of course! He stood up and wiped out a Jewish grandmother.
A woman sitting in front of him says:
and Mommy! Please sit down!
The mother sits down sharply, the daughter puts her bag on her knees and
Standing in opposite. The train goes on...
People from sleep seconds after 15 catch up with the situation and rush how much
It allows tightness.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12138
 04.11.2008
I would have enacted such a law that people would not be allowed to write or call their ex until the alcoholic intoxication has passed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12137
 04.11.2008
I discovered on the first wedding night that my wife was a virgin.
This is her second marriage o_o.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12136
 04.11.2008
(Status in asske "I’ll have sex with whoever feeds me")

xxx (17:08:21 30/10/2008)
I will feed you ?

yyy (17:11:29 30/10/2008)
It is naher)

yyy (17:11:34 30/10/2008)
She has a wife)

yyy (17:11:40 30/10/2008)
I started cooking myself.

xxx (17:11:53 30/10/2008)
You are a fan!!!!))))))))))))))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12135
 04.11.2008
There is an announcement at the entrance:
On October 29, from 10 to 15 the hot and cold supply will be turned off. The water tank will be around an hour (!) Please contact us at the following address:"
They burn up, they burn up. (

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12134
 04.11.2008
HULIGANK@ (17:26:12 28/10/2008)
I will not talk to you, you drink, you sit like an alcoholic in proud solitude.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:26:52 28/10/2008)
I have a cat on my knees.
I{a4eJIu xD (17:27:06 28/10/2008)
I gave her a valerian ;)
HULIGANK@ (17:27:17 28/10/2008)
ppc

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12133
 04.11.2008
In the metro:
Stop the Mint.
Hello, the title is like this, your documents are like this.
I am... not with me.
And if I can find it!!? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12132
 04.11.2008
I installed the gprs modem. In the instructions I encountered the phrase:
The LED NET flashes slowly - registration is going on in the network. after registration in the network, the LED NET begins to flash slowly"
I thought a lot...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12131
 04.11.2008
If a sanitary technician enters the apartment and removes his shoes, he is a thief.! to

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