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[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38926
 16.11.2010
Lex: the fucking
LEXX: the urine gave up
LEXX: They determined what I sucked)
LEXX: and more Nihua

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38925
 16.11.2010
Mary (11:43:52 15/11/2010)
Oh yeah! ) No, of course in my dreams, I have meat with some sort of peanut baked in the oven!!! And potatoes in the form of pear, but it’s just dreams! and ((

Paganel (11:46:39 15/11/2010)
You wrote so deliciously.

Mary (11:47:35 15/11/2010)
I deliciously already cooked this in my head and now I have a potato with meat in my head smells delicious and looks, and it prevents working!!! You have to wait until the cockroaches eat it and everything will be normal again! ;)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38924
 16.11.2010
YYY (18:11:56 15/11/2010)
When are you out of work?

XXX(18:12:16 15/11/2010)
Shesh, servaq rebutnu... and home.

YYY (18:12:24 15/11/2010)
clearly

YYY (4:32:11 16/11/2010)
You are where?

XXX(4:33:23 16/11/2010)
at work. Fuck to fuck...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38923
 16.11.2010
xxx: I got 7 authorizations (
XXX: 4 of them offer to fuck with them
xxx: 2 offered their naked photos
xxx: 1 "he saw my half with another"
I don’t even know what to look at first.
XXX: The Last
I know who my half is.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №38922
 16.11.2010
I am a gift.
Q: Are you at home? =) is
Yesterday a friend came from London. They sat down and drank. He went to sleep, I went to sleep. I am on the couch, he is in my room. In short, all the norms. I wake up in the morning, sleep, I think I will be happy and go slowly. I go to wake a friend, I look at the clock at 6:30, I think something got up early... And went to sleep further. I wake up probably in two hours, we sit with him in the kitchen, drink coffee. He was like, by the way – "I turned your clock there yesterday, nothing?". I am on the machine - "Yes, no, the norms are all...".
HH: In general, I sit down and think about killing him or what?

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №38921
 16.11.2010
I have a fan in the compass.
XXX: Louder than usual
I struck my leg twice.
I earned a column that didn’t work for 3 years.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38920
 16.11.2010
And in another old RPG, the message You have been attacked by the Goblin band translated as "You have been attacked by the Goblin Orchestra." The picture that appeared before my eyes at that moment will remain unforgettable for me forever.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38919
 16.11.2010
I eat corn beans with milk.
I really don’t have milk.
That’s why I eat butterflies.
yyy : )))))))
I fuck with a condom.
Yes, I don’t have a girlfriend.
That's why I just fuck with a condom.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38918
 16.11.2010
The government has banned the sale of alcohol at night.
They want us to hide during the day.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38917
 16.11.2010
It all started virtually according to Dovlatov: "And I remained without work"... In the search for that caused an incredible deafness. and Unilever. There are no cinemas, I go to the internet via a mobile phone, concerts are only local folk art.
I go in the evening – and I hear the silence of AC/DC from somewhere. And at the moment, when I began to rejoice in the fact that the signs of intelligent life still arrived here, I realized that it was in the heart of my backpack that a cell phone was breaking.
The dark...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38916
 16.11.2010
1: Alexander

1: Who is it?

What does she do on your wall?

You would see what she did on the floor;-)

1 Offline

2: I was joking!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38915
 16.11.2010
Prepod on Lecchia: What, maybe we will work without a break, and I will let you go 5 minutes earlier?
Voice from the audience: We have one more lecture after that
Don’t be selfish, not everyone goes to the next lecture.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №38914
 16.11.2010
They went to bury the cat in the yard. It turned out from the third attempt - in the first two digged two cat bodies of different freshness >_<

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38913
 15.11.2010
Fans "Zenit" organized a massive fight with the Omoners

blckss: they say that another police officer was struck by a sword. A thousand shit!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38912
 15.11.2010
We sit in a restaurant with friends.
The singer of the Russian stage
XHH: Did you see Maxim Nush dropped?
Which of these is a mixer?

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №38911
 15.11.2010
Stats40->Crazy> I take off my shirt...
Razratnica->Stas40> nipples have already become sharp and sharp I have no big chest
The Knight of Iwango comes from the room "The End of the World"
The Knight of Iwango: The Jess Show))
Tagged with: > 40> mm
Stats40->Crazy> I pull up the shirt.
Razratnica->Stas40> I'm a little resisting my legs compress me terribly
Knight Iwengo: Knight conveniently placed with a binoculars on the nearest hill.
Stas40->Rezratnicaa> I am gentle..
Tagged with:>Stas40> remaining strings
Tagged with: 40> barbed color
Stas40->Rezratnica> I pull their teeth.
Knight Iwengo: the binoculars have shaken. Get rid of it faster)
Stas40->Razratnicaa> what a piss...
Knight of Iwango: a striking shot from the bow removes the spark that overwhelmed the view)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38910
 15.11.2010
Q: What is this injustice? Why can't you register a domain name. rf?)))
I have the same problem with rf, man.
Zzzz: You are late. The premises of the President and the Prime Minister are already occupied.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38909
 15.11.2010
How do I call a cohort?
and the horse))
What is more serious? ;)
and the horses.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38908
 15.11.2010
The Friday. I go on hard. I really want to smoke. I think why buy a package - a shotgun.
I approach a lonely standing girl, polently ask for "can a cigarette jelly". It is "of course"
The girl with a thoughtful look for a long time forges in the bag, then begins to forge in the bag... And with a serious face gets out of there and stretches me a box of tampons.
After a long silence we laughed.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №38907
 15.11.2010
The restaurant floor of a large shopping center. I ate harcho and a couple of lamb kebabs on spatches from an Arabic coffee, I sat down and drank beer. Suitable such a full-fledged fifa: rubber pants, glasses in a thick back, straight like your grandmother...

He points his five-centimeter nails to the kebab sticks and asks, “Young man, where did you get sushi?”

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