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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105462
 14.11.2014
The damage of pirates to the entertainment industry. Minecraft, which was pirated by everyone not lazy in all poses, throughout its history of sales brought developers more than 30 million revenues and was eventually sold small for 2.5 billion. Minimum initial investment. So the question is more about how well you entertain the consumer of the final product, rather than how well you protect your product.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105461
 14.11.2014
All night I read @habrahabr, got the second highest.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105460
 14.11.2014
A naked man crashed into a strange car in the center of Novosibirsk.
The most popular comment:
The mortgage! The last contribution! ?

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105459
 14.11.2014
here here :

We came to the Zags, scheduled, went home -> profit.
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A typical miserable reasoning.

Note to those who plan to get married with such people - don't wait for a wedding holiday! Never ever! You will have a lifetime of purpose instead of a holiday, and instead of pleasure - savings.

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The Poor Brother? The wife's mother insisted on the holiday of 300 people (and this is only from her side), among them a distant relative, whom she had never seen in her life. My wife and I laughed, scheduled and flew to Italy for a month. An unforgettable holiday! And they could boil and eat like pigs for three days, while pulling out the drunken tamad from the salads. I am in favour of this purpose.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105458
 14.11.2014
And at our wedding (or rather, before the wedding) I was the "winner". well, my body could not accept the need to spend such money on accounting for a crowd of unfamiliar citizens to me. I egoistically wanted to spend them exclusively for my pleasure. Maybe that’s why I’m divorced and no one is getting married anymore :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105457
 14.11.2014
They moved. I invented a new home. We live, by the way, in a village, where there are only 25 five-storey (there are no streets, only houses. Every dog knows where it is. We call the city friends, clarify their arrival in guests. Dialogue between the host and the host:
X: Are we waiting for you today?
G: Yes, say anywhere and anywhere.
X: fifteen thirty nine.
G: Nirvana itself is precision! Can not be late?! to
X: This is the address, not the time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105456
 14.11.2014
xxx: I think one of the coolest things in Rosetta’s mission is to “animate” the device as if it is running a Twitter account.
YYY: Rosetta does not own Twitter? and :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105455
 14.11.2014
I used to be bright and clean, literate and intelligent, kind and tolerant to people... And then I started reading quotes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105454
 14.11.2014
XXM: the best compliment to a girl.
The jury?)
Is it when it is, what has it prepared?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №105453
 14.11.2014
On television actively promote voice search from Google.
Submitted to hypnosis, decided to check if it was so cool and comfortable. Decided to troll the system and said something like "Okay, Google, how to fuck without getting up from the chair?"
"But the system was really good and I was thrilled - the third proposed reference read: 'What is the reason for the decline of the growing generation?'"
O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105452
 14.11.2014
[15:51:12] Vladimir: Gather bubbles from people under any pretext and remove them
[15:52:06] Geo: MMM 2014?
[15:52:12] Vladimir: Ugu
[15:52:34] Vladimir: MMM, tour operators, extrasensors, state structures, the same)
[15:53:29] Geo: an extrasensitive official who owns a tour firm "MMM" generally a terrible man

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105451
 14.11.2014
In the State Duma has not started work of the inter-faction group on the fight against passes due to the systematic non-visit of deputies meetings. No one wants to be president. that is. A collection of irresponsible liars!

Did you have any doubts about this?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105450
 14.11.2014
by :hhh And in the third heroes, people do not have magic level 5. and what? There are no monsters at all in Tetris. On the calculators, the game does not start.
and...

As they start. Remember only BZ-34 or MK-54, and the series of games "Moonlight" by Mikhail Pukhov.

For real Odmin with Schröder.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105449
 14.11.2014
No, it is not necessary. But there is such a tool as a shave. And they are not lying there for months to turn like mice.
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It is immediately apparent that the first quote (about shaving) was written by a man, or a very inexperienced girl.

I tell you:
1st If the hair on the legs from nature is thick and dark - shaving is enough for a day. And in three days there will already be "Mishkin’s legs".
2nd In Russian (especially children's) hospitals, the shower room available to patients and their parents may not be at all. Or it is available for 30 minutes a day, and during this time the whole department should be washed. Or two hours, but only twice a week - and the whole department should also have time. Or even two hours every day - but in the same room, children are put on enema, and, therefore, you need to catch such days in which no enema will be prescribed. Options are mass. Take your feet, I don’t want to.
Three You can stay stuck in the hospital for a month or more.
4 is When a woman has a small child (and no one lies with a 15-year-old teenager) and is severely ill (orticaria in hospitals is not treated, unless it is a 5-day baby) - here is, of course, the No. 1 problem in her life at this time - how to keep the product appearance. Thu, to you, I wish you (the author of the comment about shaving) never even try to reproduce.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105448
 14.11.2014
Sorry, I accidentally struck you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105447
 14.11.2014
She witnessed the philosophical conversation of her grandmother on Skype with her granddaughter for 10 years.
Returning from school:

Granddaughter: Every person is a personality. Personality has freedom.
For example, I have a favorite mouse. I want to sleep with him, I want to sleep with him. That is wrong!
Why is it wrong?
“Well, because there are probably other mice who want to sleep with me.
But this one is mine! Even if he doesn’t want it...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105446
 14.11.2014
[22:58] at work came a disarray to send for training someone from the department employees. University and/or specialty - to choose from
22:58 We persuaded our partner to go to Hogwarts all day.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105445
 14.11.2014
I decided to buy my own business. I went to a website for selling anything. Setting a sorting. What I didn’t expect to see there was a nuclear power plant. 3GW with this description:

The goods will be useful on construction sites, in private homes, mobile services and other facilities. Low fuel consumption, quiet operation, quality assembly and affordable price are the main of the many advantages of this model over its competitors.

Then the har-ki and then:
Physical characteristics
Gabarit sizes (DhShhV mm): 20 ha
Weight (kg): 50 ml
Noise level: 65 dBA

In addition to guarantee. Price of 3.5 liras

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105444
 14.11.2014
Filed to:My Favorite Martian"
I understand why Obama is constantly chewing.
– to?
- Nurflex gum that allows the martianine to remain in the face of a human

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №105443
 14.11.2014
For those who have an affair:

Well, he thought that all the aunt’s legs from nature were smooth.
Interestingly, and this woman, in order not to whisper over the entire chamber, had to run to the cosmetologist in the salon between lying in the hospital?

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No, it is not necessary. But there is such a tool as a shave. And they are not lying there for months to turn like mice.
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You should look after yourself rather than someone else’s feet. Her feet are her problems, she will cope with them, if she needs to, in 10 minutes, but your upbringing is your problems, and it is unlikely that you can change anything for the better here.

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