A friend came to visit, the owner of a laptop with a matrix 12.1. I asked my note (17,1') to see something. Her first words: "Oh thy! How big it is!"
The guys! How I understood you all at that moment!

Again, I am told that there is no internet. by electronic letter. Through the Internet.

<Aleksandr> "Yesterday. Unable to cope with the load burned the factory for burning photographers"
<Industar> only to burn the photographers :(
<Olka> and I’m not a photographer))) now I’m not even an amateur))
<Industar> Three times before dawn you will renounce yourself

It is not a matter of shit. The man’s logic is like that. Give someone a mouth - I am a hero, I was given a mouth - here is a fox; eat all the bananas without leaving a piece to my wife - I am a hero, eat bananas without me - here is a fox.
By the way, there are not so many women who use this "male" logic, although women demonstratively have no such possibility.

From comments to the news about the election of Trump:

"From the pipe of Admiral Kuznetsov came white smoke.

Gamers have assembled a gaming computer for $11,000.

xxx: But the frisures in Assassin's Creed Unity still remain.

Madonna has announced that she will have oral sex with every voter who votes for Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.
The threat seems to have taken action.

We also had a story on a similar topic. The case was in the 90s, the food itself wasn't what was, so the dogs were happy to buy any unsuitable by-product for people, the good was where. We lived with a friend in a private house; she has two of her own dogs, on natural food, and mine, the metis spaniel, a crooked, naughty jumping face on a diet after enteritis. The neighbor pulled a bunch of beef carcasses, including bull hernia. Imagine, I am standing in the kitchen, a gentle trembling fialko, I hold this unit in my hands with two fingers, and I think about how to cut it... or so to weld, and here the dogship jumps, pulls the object out of his hands and immediately hurts into the yard, because he knows what to scratch. Furthermore, all those who wanted could observe how a dog with a whirlwind in the teeth is carried in the courtyard, and behind it is a stunned mistress with a cry of "fu!" Get back immediately! It is not yours!"

*xxx included the Imperial March*
WOW: If somewhere a galactic empire ever appears, it will be obliged to take it as a hymn, there is no other option.
Oh yeah, it wasn’t on the Voyager record, oh no...

A lady goes on the phone and quarrels with a man for the whole quarter:
Do not dare to call me that! Do not laugh!! I am not crazy! I am Julia Konstantinovna.! to

Description of the bug: "Button behavior does not correspond to the user’s mental model".

From the Mommy Forum (Chelyabinsk):

Q: Can I give yearly nuts?
You can, but only cleaned.

Chere Mila: I'll go to the psychiatrist :) don't ask why, the whole life answer :) Then I'll tell you what's curious happened

Chere Mila: She said I’m more normal than normal people. It’s so similar to my own completely abnormal opinion that I now doubt if it’s normal. But she is so cool...

From the comments to the news about the closure of 25 porn sites by the prosecutor’s office:

Mimishka: I thought the prosecutor’s office didn’t work, and it wasn’t working.
The mosquitoes probably struck.

You want to laugh?

Republicans in Texas say Russia is sending gay people to destroy America.

Well, what cattle, after flying to hunt for dinosaurs, once again hit a butterfly?! to

zzz: I was excited to buy a model of a European shipwreck for the channels - penny. And somehow suddenly realized that some search engines see the situation differently.
"Maybe you meant "to buy an assembly penis model?" - they tell me.

Some even show pictures.

D is girl
P is a guy

P - by statistics, the peak of sexual desire in men at 19 years, and in women at 36
D-Ah, only at 19, you have little experience to give a woman pleasure.
P and you have a little.
P - you're now as an employer - "You don't have experience fuck, so we won't fuck you"
Where do you get experience if you’re not allowed to fuck?
D is logical)

Mayor of Nikolaev (Ukraine)

Most people are against crematories, because in Christian religions it is forbidden to burn people, because the Second Coming is coming, and everyone will have to get up from the graves to meet – literally, if we speak, so people do not use crematories, even if it is time.

XXX is:
Ragnarok is cancelled. They just that Fener had hit the actor Panina.

YYY :
Showing on NTV?

and ZZZ:
Rather on Rental.