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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12130
 04.11.2008
XXX is
The most interesting thing is that I already had one virgin, but an older one.
No problems at all.
Great feelings so far.
XXX is
• Relationships
XXX is
:D
YYY
* uses the spactal*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12129
 04.11.2008
Everything that seemed to me a mysterious and rich inner world in it turned out to be just shit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12128
 04.11.2008
Question on mail.ru: "why the cat’s tail?"
He killed one of the ovates: "what would be more convenient to get it from under the couch or from a tree."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12127
 04.11.2008
A friend invited her to visit and asked her to buy something for tea at her house. In her house is a bakery and pharmacy. Is it a check?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12126
 04.11.2008
XXX is not sleeping.
YYY: I think of you.
XXX: What did you think?
YYY: There is nothing to think about here.

O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12125
 04.11.2008
xxx: To me today a 15-year-old girl called "You"...
YYY: And what then?
XXX is 16!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12124
 04.11.2008
From Forum
Looking for witnesses of my impudence 19.10.08g in the Anime club my distinctive feature all in black and pink tie which I successfully left on the girl who to the pity I do not remember how they call about what I am very angry because I was very drunk interested in any information about her ready for real information to pay here for mistakes I will fix everything

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12123
 04.11.2008
From the mouth of a girl:
He doesn’t know he likes me!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12122
 04.11.2008
To the quote:
You know how terrible it is to sneeze, realizing that you have no time to run and put a cup of hot coffee on the table.

When I got into this situation, it seemed to me that the only way out was to put the bowl on the floor as soon as possible... I put the bowl, but I didn’t have time to straighten up... in the end, the muscle contraction when performing “Appchuy” clearly jerked me with the tower into the parquet.

P.S Coffee is the goal.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12121
 04.11.2008
Once the vote is over, the normal quotes will go on.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12120
 04.11.2008
In the chat...

Graph: You are a cute smart girl and you love education
Tagged with: spaybo
List 4: Count, are you clinging?
Graph: GY) she just didn't read the first letters yet)
list4: Count, you are burning)))not in private wrote)
KOTENOK: The world!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12119
 04.11.2008
With a friend we have a cabbage, we are sitting behind a stand of bread bread.I look around the hall and see the cabbages are sitting like this.
I say to my friend:
Look at what stuff there is on the table! Let us scrap!
Wait, let it be paid!
Experienced man! I would not think! )

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12118
 04.11.2008
I go to work in the subway, I went in, stood up, took charge, it turned out that I stood over some grandmother, she touched me, nodded my elbow deeply to the side, type "move", but it moves nowhere and we went so.here in the car appears a huge!!bee!! and begins to rotate awkwardly around passengers and...sits right in front of my nose on the head of this grandmother,and in the towel and does not notice,I am sleepy I begin to think,how in the crowd will turn and web the bee,I understand what is stupid,but I continue to heal her, at the end of my eyes I see that some guy is looking at me and clearly understood what I want to do-smile in the half-vagon!here I thought that if uya*u on her,and she will not die,then I will have to start to get her...and presented as an uncle under 2 meters fucking the poor old lady with sharp beats in the head...he soon had to go out and ride on the next train)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12117
 04.11.2008
Can we move on to you?
No is
Mosquitoes, are you all out there?? to

by nemereno.com

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12116
 04.11.2008
xxxxx (01:44:04 31/10/2008)
He said he loves me...
yyyyy (01:44:08 31/10/2008)
Maybe smoked

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12115
 04.11.2008
Yandex is hot

News from 13:21
News of the Hour
The State Duma adopted the budget for 2009-20011

The year 2001 -

"Once upon a time... in a distant galaxy"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12114
 04.11.2008
Blood_Unit: Voting for Bash is not only supporting a favorite site, but also raising a non-hue skill in mathematics))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12113
 04.11.2008
When I was a child, I was lenient to read Oblomov. I had other big plans at the time.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12112
 04.11.2008
Dr. Gennady Gennadyyevich Golubev... a psychotherapist... no! I go to a man whose initials GGG would not go to the reception =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12111
 04.11.2008
XXX: O_O
yyy: broken two-step, front view

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