jah: for fools like you and take the advertisement of shampoos with pearl proteins, cashmere and bee milk!!! to

Do you have a program against viruses and hackers?
and Linux

Dima, do something, I am pursued by a bunch of aliens.
Yyy: sit still and do not make abrupt movements.
XXX is OK.
XXX is not smoking.
YYY: Now get the cane out of your mouth and get tired.

Nosopil: soon to enter the game DNA needs to awaken to provide
Logan: but throw the picture, the guy with the box of the long-awaited game runs out of the store, passes the line, turns into the street, and there it is broken into pieces "Pirates" and in the next corner this same game is already sold with "Dunk-Kryak" for half price :-D

Why did you argue about it?
She - yes he turned to me with the name of women's cigarettes, and even then claimed that it was still gentle and justified chat there.
Did he say that?
She - "Kiss, what are we doing tonight?"
“I’m sorry, Len, but you’re stupid.

When God gave me brains and conscience, I stood in a row behind my legs and breasts, but they were over, and so I got only a ass and adventure.

I am standing near a barrel, in front of me is a boy 11-12, asking for a beer:
Give the shell light 0.5
Wherever you are, you are still small, fail.
You misunderstood me, I bought my dad.
So why can’t he buy it himself?
He slipped his leg very badly – he can’t get up.
The seller looked at him and gave him a beer, and he was like this:
Please open it!

Epic Fail!! to

raiga

The Captain's Family: A son named Son, a daughter named Daughter and a dog named Dog.

I have a password "password")))

Tagged: HDD

My grandchildren will be called grandchildren.

The grandson of my son))

My grandchildren are very happy ?))

2 days ago installed NFS Undercover. I got my salary yesterday. I go to a supermarket with a girl. I:"Look, Logitech’s steering-bomb! all...grn"She:"In 7 years we will buy".So I learned that I will be a dad...

I was invited to a date today by your friend Maxim. Tell me something about him? Is he normal at all?
ууу: he has a condom hanging on the wall in a frame under the glass, in which he lost his virginity))) decide himself whether he is normal or not))))

I saw the following today.
The conductor was in a mask, well, this in a marmelade. The tram approached the stop. The driver removed the mask. I got the cloth from my bag. She painted her lips... and... put on the mask back.
I will never understand women.

From a women’s forum:
(Guest) Daria 01.05.2009 16:54
How to call the monthly I want them to send me 10 years immediately

to this:

Ladies and gentlemen! I apologize deeply in advance for UG, but the chairman of the board promised me that if this quote reaches the “best Abyss,” he will promote me to the company’s chief technician. You have already missed so many UGs in the best, and in this case at least help a good person!!! to
With respect to all the readers of BOR
Leading engineer-technologist of PTS Sizov S.V. by Necrofil
__________________________________

Well, Sisov, you have a pruffling about the promotion :-)...or we will find you sudden diarrhea

If the size doesn’t matter, why hasn’t anyone seen the six-inch vibrators?
Written by hgh, today at 19.57

I complain of frequent headaches, conventional remedies do not help!I decided to call my grandmother (they all know) and ask if she might know what folk remedy!!My grandmother gave me just a genius advice:"Buy a hat!"

And why is everyone so praising Valuev and nowhere is heard (on the 1st channel, for example, nothing at all) about Fyodor Emelyanenko? Yesterday's battle in Russia was not broadcast at all, and he still spectacularly cut off the African American.
On the same Wikipedia, if you look at it, Valuev is a purely boxer, and Yemelianenko is the world champion in heavyweight in mixed martial arts, world champion in combat sambo, master of sports of the international class in judo.

And on the street, I think, it would still be better to meet Valuev in the opponents, because he is a tank and from him there is still a chance to escape, without getting a blow from the leg, and after the strongest painful reception...
Bring someone to the top, Russia must know its heroes. And he doesn’t have to drink or smoke to prove he’s Russian.

Recently detailed to my grandmother that the tea bags should not be broken before cooking. She didn’t trust them what to do. He clearly showed. that the boiling water can pass freely in both directions, that the baggage does not melt and the whole feather. Guess how she’s talking about Rolton now.

Talk with a member of the group:
XXX is Hi! How is life? How to study? What’s new in Insta?
I: Hi, norm, school too, you were excluded
XXX is no. And what?
I: What is not? excluded, this assertion

All of! I cannot be silent anymore! Where are you living? How do you find that part of the planet where you can be caught, caught, fed and slept next to you?? to

I want to be a pilot and write your name in the sky.
Oh my sweetheart))
Misha: I want to become an aqualangist and pull a heart bubble from the depths of you
Misha: I want to be president to name the country Olandia
Misha: I want to be the mayor of the city and make your butt his emblem
Misha: I'm a computer shit and I'm writing to you that I love you.