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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120536
 13.11.2015
A boy who, in fact, is the same defacka:
Baby, jurt - a house made of a cluster, selective, widely distributed in Russia and Mongolia. But not in the north, they live in the plague. Ygl, yes, just so, through Y, there is no word at all in Russia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120535
 13.11.2015
Instead of hanging a stone on your neck, sometimes it is enough to throw down the one who sits on it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №120534
 13.11.2015
One Soviet professor was sent to France and paid thirty thousand francs in a month.
His wife and daughter made a list of what to buy. The women had a catalogue from the wholesale, kissed to dark spots. According to the list, the professor could eat at home.

On the way to the supermarket, the scientist saw a fishing store. I looked at her with one eye.
The eyes expanded and darkened.
The traveller brought home a set of wheels, flashes, a set of coils and all that.
During the interrogation, he added something about hypnosis. He remembers the word "bonzure", then the light went out and everything was gone - conscience, morality, money.

The wife and daughter asked ten times, they couldn’t believe. They raised this professor, fed him, inspired him for his inventions, missed him like a fool. And now he doesn’t let his head push him where he deserves.
In just five minutes, the professor got rid of nostalgia. That same evening he moved to live at the institute. In the name of science and health.
The egoist.
And everything that was not told and not caused to him, inherited to his son-in-law Serge, who lived in the same apartment carelessly.

That same evening Serjozh's son-in-law learned that fishing was a defect, not washed away with anything. Even though he did not fish himself, he regretted bitterly.
Serjoja three times increased the aid to the farm, smoothed the guilt. But everything went badly for him.
He cleaned the potatoes like a villain, carried the rubbish like a villain.

Days and weeks went by, and no one was going to forgive him. Serena didn’t want to pay attention. But women themselves are so able not to pay attention that they do not want to live.
He was embarrassed to steal and kill, and there was no other way to get back the boots, coats, and coatings that the professor had smashed.

Sergei then sold his “Moskvich”. In exchange, I bought two clothes.
Shuba is the best antidepressant, he thought.
But only surgery could help her. Women did not want to be mocked Siberian girls, but wanted to be smooth Parisian women.
When the shoes did not like it, the light was extinguished.
Without any bondage.
He used his tail to make a stock of wood for the winter, worshiped and left.

What happened to the family and the fugitive professor, no one knows.

Now he has a new wife, a young ceramic artist. Her graduate work weighs 800 kilograms. Five hundred colored plates symbolize the birth of the sun. From brown, through blue to red and yellow.
Serjoja carried his diploma to the fourth floor without an elevator, in front of the eyes of a commission of artists. He translated the plates in different ways, spit at the risk of radiculitis.
All with a happy face.

First, I am now a philosopher, he explains. Secondly, the Light calls me a cat.
The light comes out, and he says:
Cat, when are you going to take off the shell? (It was in the case.
The cat immediately puts the shale and goes to take off the shale.
You can see a man from the professor’s family.

It’s the I to the fact that when you’re ranting trying to improve someone, most likely, you’re improving that someone no longer for yourself.

Glory to S.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120533
 13.11.2015
It’s hard not to close the torrents. It is terrible that somewhere in the world there is a crazy bastard who scanned and distributed Donzova's books.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120532
 13.11.2015
Review of Fallout 4:

xxx: I got a legendary cockroach yesterday, a small one... I ran away from it on the bunker!
XXX: The armor was removed from him.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120531
 13.11.2015

By the way, I myself had a case when I came to a new place (with a prospect)
to become a timlid of the department - about 10 people) the first programmer in the department,
set up all the environments - assembled the virtual, performed the work handed over to the client - in
and one face. and? And I was hired by a timid, a former tester.
When I went to the bosses to clarify - the same purga began - "level
of seniority", "industrial experience", at the end - "if you do not train your boss";
I will have to be fired, even if I don’t want to.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120530
 13.11.2015
As he walked to the stop, he listened to a wonderful conversation of the girl on the phone:
No, he is not bad. Even a good. Yes the fucking. A diplomatic shit.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120529
 13.11.2015
Console yourself with self-deception. Do not smoke? You do not want to die...
To find out whether smoking served as a catalyst in the deterioration of the health of the patient can even a doctor. The answer is always "yes". Yes, and lung cancer (and a pot of other related diseases) like no one has cancelled.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
And even a doctor-double knows exactly that all who used dihydrogen monoxide, or have already died, or will die in the near future, and this most harmful of the fluids should be banned. But even he, instead of a diagnosis of a heart attack, will never write a death from smoking because he knows the difference between what served as a catalyst and what caused it. In addition, the catalyst could have been yesterday's triple hamburger, because the heart attack is not written who helped him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120528
 13.11.2015
xxx: Germany is a thriving rich country and will welcome everyone who really needs to live in Germany for 24 years and never cease to admire

Yyy: Try to work, admiration will quickly turn into confusion.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120527
 13.11.2015
For example, the Zimbabwean Tugrik.
YYY: Do not touch the Tougrik! A stable currency. You take a packet of tigrics, fold it in half, put it under the foot of the table - and all, it doesn't roll. and stability!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120526
 13.11.2015
Asked to recover deleted photos from the flash.
Flash for 1 gig.
Recovered (opening) photos - for 1.8 gig.
I meditate and meditate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120525
 13.11.2015
1st
In all the subway one sort was - and it was closed.

2 is
Per there was a donut for the donut book?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120524
 13.11.2015
Statyan: Assessment, at SO: "
if I want to write very CPU intensive code (in the admin back end for example) that generates graphics or resizes thousands of images, the request will be very slow (a few seconds)"

Statyan: the optimist

A few is a jump? and :)

Statyan: 1-4 obviously so)

In the 22rd round, it’s more. :)

Statyan: if several, then 5-9

Myth of a 10+?

Statyan: pack )

Statyan: more than 19 - lots

You are the cancer yourself.

Myriam: He is still fighting.

Statyan: more than 49 - horde )

Statyan: Generally speaking, you need to know these things.

You are a happy googler you sit? and :)

Statyan: No

Statyan: I have been spitting in heroes for 15 years :))))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120523
 13.11.2015
XXX is
I am going to go read.

YYYY
What to read?

XXX is
Remarked

Three Comrades, three Comrades

YYYY
Eric or Mary?

XXX is
Oh how thin it is 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120522
 13.11.2015
Good that there is no magic with fireballs in our lives.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Here I have a girl trying to write requests to the base.
YYYY: It is scary.
XXX: She would have annihilated herself ten times with the building.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120521
 13.11.2015
Neighbors above us - husband and wife, both leading news on local cable TV
The hunt to get up to them on the floor, knock into the apartment and get angry like this:
Ally neighbors, you are flooding us!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120520
 12.11.2015
Swallows... in the neighboring office, oranges are chewing, and I am allergic to them.
I sit and tears flow. Well, the boss asked that it was revu... - Yeah, they eat oranges there. and. ! to
I looked sympathetically, after lunch brought me 2 kg of oranges!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120519
 12.11.2015
When I was in school, while studying Pushkin’s “Captain’s Daughter,” we were convinced that Pugachev was a good and just uncle, and Catherine was a bloody emperor who had sent the robber to shame. Now I think, and what was left of her to do, maybe the order of Lenin Pugachev to be handed over?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120518
 12.11.2015
to this:

If you have adult children in the family, and you proudly say that you have an open bottle of elite vodka in the bar for a year, bread and you will be surprised.

She breaks out, I answer. An adult child.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №120517
 12.11.2015
Go back, the editor, to the debt.
Because he is a writer! ,,

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