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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120516
 12.11.2015
The calf hanged on the wall, and now the hand does not pass through the ports.
YYY: You have to put the puppies inside. To the wall by the screen, to the ports.
Yyy: You can switch all day and fuck nothing different.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120515
 12.11.2015
The damned pops create the deceptive impression that you already know almost Japanese
CHC: Because every second phrase: either namida, or cocoro, or vasurenain, or vakaranain, or generally densin all-nat
nn: Yes, and then opened a textbook - and there administration, the education system and the basic postulates of behaviorism ((

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120514
 12.11.2015
In St. Petersburg, police in the basement of a residential house caught the deputy head of the Vyborg district of the city. The reason for the arrest was footage from surveillance cameras in the basement of the house. The concierge saw a man in a mask and with a Bulgarian woman in his hands enter the room and called the police.
Drinking failed...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120513
 12.11.2015
>...I thought the stories about mothers were exaggerated. Today in the garden I heard, “Go wash your handcuffs and kiss them,” and then when the child returned, “Go kiss them.” Who will grow up from this girl?

Pancake is something. Because since childhood, deep and long behind?Li is :)

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №120512
 12.11.2015
"The authorities of Moscow have come up with how to help young scientists with mortgage"
The pension fund?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120511
 12.11.2015
I almost accidentally killed the taxi driver. I really am ashamed!

My son pulled watermelon from the kindergarten, and I did not get sick as a child. I was covered in my mom’s visits, I had to get home to the other end of Moscow, and I was contagious. I call a taxi and please send a car with a driver who has had varicella. Judging by the sound in the telephone, the girl got tea through her nose.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120510
 12.11.2015
Our dad eats all the candy in the house :facepalm:
To the kids says ''I take care of your teeth'

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №120509
 12.11.2015
My friend, the artist and poet, drove an explosive package in the garbage dump.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120508
 12.11.2015
How many children should be in a family:
When my older brother saw me for the first time, he said, “What a terrible thing. Without a book ". Thirty-seven years have passed and his attitude towards me has not changed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №120507
 12.11.2015
Did you have a cecc with an intelligent girl?
Which member in the mouth of the fork is taking?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120506
 12.11.2015
[10:22:32] Alexei: My colleague was late to work. I planted the garden at midnight.
[12:39:46] Maxim: Oh! The first was delayed due to Foley. and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120505
 12.11.2015
XXX: Happiness is found
xxx: Just Acquired Legacy of the Void
I had Fallout 4 last night.
Goodbye brother ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120504
 12.11.2015
Plans for the day:

Washing polyethylene bags

Find your name in Forbes magazine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120503
 12.11.2015
XXX: Openors and Hule
xxx: I wrote to the author, he replied to me - fuck me, fuck with this shit yourself, my son, and made a contributor)
X: I have to fix.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120502
 12.11.2015
A man came to the library with an aspiration.
"Young man, what performance did you bring here?" asks the librarian.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120501
 12.11.2015
Hoooliganka: People are kind (and not very) how to attract the attention of a guy in the category of “ideal from all sides”, the female attention of the tempted? Now I think only about him.

Pegasus: You take an orange or lemon, you approach it with a fruit and a glass, you say, “You are strong, give me a juice.” In other words, you persuade him to squeeze you. And when he presses and asks the type, “That’s enough?” then you’re him, “Well, it’s not comparable to the loci that I have on you!” Dark so say. The eyes are sunset. Must act!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120500
 12.11.2015
The Boss:
I looked at the vacancy and I have a question - Why are there corporations on Fridays for new employees, and for current - alcohol banned?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120499
 12.11.2015
- "Please draw without a source..."
Drawing the Desperate?! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120498
 12.11.2015
Socrates condemned the Sophists for caring not about the truth, but about money. He constructed questions in an iron sequence, which led to conviction. For this, Socrates periodically beat".
Dema: Category "Interesting rhetoric. Quotes from the Conspect":

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120497
 12.11.2015
A wise woman makes a man, and a stupid woman makes a man.

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