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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12090
 04.11.2008
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A 14-year-old girlfriend in contact:
Favorite book: I try to read Nietzsche. Early"
What fucking funny? What to worry about a guy? A good man will grow up. Not a whore and not a whore.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №12089
 04.11.2008
33143 (saved 2008-10-31 at 20:00)
Yesterday I almost slept: I saw how a 5-year-old daughter grows up: she took a poster with Shrek and hanged a poster "Ranetok".

>> She doesn’t grow up, but thumbs. Cut off your child’s access to television before it’s too late, save her brain!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12088
 04.11.2008
Greetings to Lena
Hello to Lena. How to do?
...
How are you with the mouse?
Lena is bad.
We argue all the time. I even promised to give him a break.
[Vasya] Lena that you don’t mean now – I’m not jealous of Mishka

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12087
 04.11.2008
Sm[SteeL]: I sit and look at the information about the country villages: "... From the forest side the village is separated by a 2-meter noise-isolating transparent metal fence" o_O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12086
 04.11.2008
I bought a bomb pack today in Paterson. On the cheque: "Wermischell Rollton with the taste of g".
It is clearly understood)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12085
 04.11.2008
Scorp: Let’s come up with the lines, line by line.
Give the first line.

Astrozombie: I walk on the prospectus
Scorp: With a red umbrella in his hands
Astrozombie: And I’ll probably join the sect...I’ll ride on the beetles

Astrozombie: O_o

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12084
 04.11.2008
My mother gave me a couch two beds six months ago. Because of the lack of room at home, he was temporarily placed at my unseen. A couple of months later, they separated safely. Today I am talking with a friend.
How is the mood?
I am in shock.
He: What happened?
I: Shit, I remembered today that I forgot my former couch.
He: I understand the cowards, but the couch? Oh well cool.


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12083
 04.11.2008
I come home, I get a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, I go to the kitchen, I open and give the answer button, listen to who has not yet got there... And clearly at the moment when I make a heavy swallow, the aunt from the answer machine gives the phrase:
I want you to help me... My son is drinking... Please help me.

Fuck, you can’t do that. ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12082
 04.11.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
There will be a neural Wi-Fi network and people will be able to mess with each other’s thoughts.
YYYY :
))))))))))))))))))))))))):-D:-D:-D
The xxx:
And those? Those who will be called neuro-progressors will know and be able to capture the control of a remote machine.
YYYY :
Kill yourself you should not share such thoughts before time O_O_O_O_O)))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12081
 04.11.2008
In the spring, he fit well on board, broke the inner ankle on the front leg.
(from the forum "scout.ru")

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12080
 04.11.2008
Do you want to try the grass?
Y: Oh, I have never tried.
X: And you know what now for a box of the plan is given up to 3 years under Article 228 of the Russian Criminal Code?
Y: I know, but we have our own people in the organs)))
Y: Lenka’s father is a prosecutor. She once said that she wanted to try it with him, that it was a shit.
X: With him, in the sense, with his father?!? to
Y: Agha
X: Imagine the picture: The phone call “Hello Len, do you still want to try the plan? Oh well!Does your father want it? “Yes – Then let him come to ROVD and take me away from there with the grass.”)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12079
 04.11.2008
N.... ‎(16:59):
I love you too.
Not there
bandera13 ‎(17:00):
I agree with you and I do not agree with you ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12078
 03.11.2008
1: What is the medicine? It helps?
It seems that the microbes put on this medicine.
The NanoGenitalia

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12077
 03.11.2008
Lanfir (16:39:12 28/10/2008)
Why don’t you appear on Skype?

Jocker (16:40:29 28/10/2008)
Monal, I’m that skype... He eats me fast like a cat’s meat. Smooth and with appetite. I am very happy, Scuck. Operativa for me is not just nitrogen oxide for a car... It’s a luxury, on my calculator!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12076
 03.11.2008
If you want to continue to enjoy Hollywood fighters to the fullest, never! Listen to never! Do not work in firms installing fire safety systems. There is no force to watch as a charismatic villain turns on a system heating with one sensor, and the main character sexually wet under a sprayer at the other end of the building in a room filled with a TENSION APPARATURE! The elevators are also working.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12075
 03.11.2008
XX (11:18:23 27/10/2008)
I have a flash (
YY (11:18:28 27/10/2008)
) ))))
YY (11:18:33 27/10/2008)
How wise
XX (11:18:57 27/10/2008)
Most importantly, this is my first flash, on 128M ))
YY (11:19:44 27/10/2008)
It is :'(
YY (11:19:52 27/10/2008)
Sorry for Flash.
YY (11:20:12 27/10/2008)
He buried her with honour.
XX (11:20:36 27/10/2008)
No, I’m honoured to break it up in details)) and the corps funeral))
YY (11:21:21 27/10/2008)
Trade with organs, Scuco
XX (11:21:30 27/10/2008)
) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12074
 03.11.2008
I have an IQ test. Attention the question:

25 is True or false last statement?

All the ships are penguins, and all penguins have grass-cutting machines on their feet; in addition, some penguins eat refrigerators; and all fanatics eat refrigerators. But none of those on whose feet grasshoppers grow is a dryer; so no ship is a refrigerator.

The hurry! The purest truth.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12073
 03.11.2008
Natasha
Hemp eats from hand.! to
Maxwell
The skin? :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12072
 03.11.2008
Log in to my brother on one site - "Angel of Death"...
And here after checking the email, he noticed a letter about this content: "Dear, Angel of Death, something you have not been with us on the forum for a long time, we have a lot of new interesting people who will be happy to chat and maybe even meet."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12071
 03.11.2008
by citation
"Now that the offender does not know that the gepard does not relate to the goats and dogs, it's okay."....
From what intersection?!! to
The Great Soviet Encyclopedia
(Acinonyx jubatus), a predator of the family of cats. A long-legged beast


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