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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38866
 15.11.2010
CCHR: O my God

You were wrong by the window.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38865
 15.11.2010
The xxx:
TEVIRP

YYYY :
Fuck the fuck.

The xxx:
0 of what?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38864
 15.11.2010
Importantly!
In 2011, the time zone in Kamchatka region will again be shortened by one hour. The time difference with Moscow will be 7 hours.
Public opinion polls show that the absolute majority of the inhabitants of the region are opposed to changing the time zone, but deputies of the legislative assembly of the region, as well as its chairman Boris Nevzorov think otherwise. They believe that the mandate of the president must be fulfilled, which means that people's surveys can be fake and boldly say that people support these changes.
Next winter it will be dark in Kamchatka at three o’clock in the day!!! For this we must thank the Government of the region and also President Medvedev.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38863
 15.11.2010
The Lion (15:30) :
The ringing on the door... Cyril... (the old man who has not been seen for a hundred years)
I open him silently.
Hands are
I go drawing, he silently clothes, goes to the kitchen...
I pulled out the refrigerator and went into the room.
He ate silently.
Clothes in silence
Take the hand
and left
OO
The Lion (15:39) :
My friends, Blizzard

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38862
 15.11.2010
We are in bed, we are asleep. The back is hugged by the faithful.
She: Oh, I would have been a pitcher.
I: You’t be here!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38861
 14.11.2010
A friend from Israel in my absence sent to the office address a package - two cans of real salt of the Dead Sea, and a little bit more. At the customs, the package was handled inappropriately.
I come to work in the morning and the director says, “You have a package. The head of the Arab was sent, right? Inside something is rolling, and the salt from the cracks of the box will melt." O_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38860
 14.11.2010
Talk to the sister who entered the room.
She: What are you doing?
I am preparing for the seminar
She is: Clearly. Then I will not disturb.
I went to play balloons.

[ + 112 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38859
 14.11.2010
xxx: I finally bought a web camera, put it, now I feel like someone is watching me...
XHH: Covered with a cloth...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38858
 14.11.2010
Go to the refrigerator. I saw the last chocolate and the last glass of milk.
With complete satisfaction I take this combination, and there is a voice in the advertisement of some delicious: "Who drank all the milk and ate all the chocolate?"
Someone is watching me...

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №38857
 14.11.2010
XXX is!! I am so happy now!! to
YYY what is this?
Annie called me an oligofren!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oligarchy is an oligarchy, right? Probably hinting on a rich guy!!! to
Yyy Anka, a wise woman, that’s what I’ll say.
XXX and so on!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №38856
 14.11.2010
There is a hill in our village. High, quite, with a steep slope. By the desire of the local leadership it was on the hill that it was decided to build new houses. They built. Without any elevators. On the upper floor of one new building received an apartment family - grandfather-veteran with wife, their son (also military) with wife and already their son and two daughters. The peculiarity of this family is that all the men there are named Michael. On Sunday morning, the whole family runs up the hill. The grandfather, whispering his mouth, sings:
If the Mice were bees, they would never have thought of building a house so high.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38855
 14.11.2010
Girls, if in your presence a guy behaves like an idiot, he:
a) the idiot
B is in love with you.
He is an idiot and is in love with you.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38854
 14.11.2010
Comments on Lenin:

There is such a technique - you say to yourself, "Now I do an unloved job for five minutes, as if it was unpleasant, but then I will sacrifice Hour for my favorite hobby."
And you actually pull in, and it doesn’t take five minutes, but half a day. Then you can rest a little and repeat again.
YYY: You won’t spend my leniency so easily!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №38853
 14.11.2010
I sit behind the comp, my beloved girl takes three tennis balls from the table, and as she was about to practice jongling, which she had recently begun to master, she stood behind my back and asked:
"Fighting how to masturbate properly..."
Then there was just a hood.
Well, I understand, we haven’t seen each other for a week, but not to the same extent.

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №38852
 14.11.2010
Please give me a col.
And a hammer, if possible.
I’ll stick without looking at the floor.
Those who are so young.
Those whose hands are so guilty,
Those walking bookshelves,
Whoever is tired of writing
"Supported " and seventy bits.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №38851
 14.11.2010
A acquaintance told me. Sambit is currently working as an insider:

The wife called to work: she was crying, her cell phone was taken when she returned home. That same evening I go home - a couple of copters approach, ask to call. Well, I brought them to the courtyard, put them on the wall, searched: Oh, among the three tubes - the wife's mobile phone. He dropped them for prevention and went home.

I come home, I give the faithful, not her. Red, similar, but not her... Even somehow embarrassed before the guys became.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38850
 14.11.2010
Why Alfa Romeo? They are going to be fucking fucking!
Do you have a reliable car?

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38849
 14.11.2010
I go home in a full bus. At one stop they stood for 10 minutes. The driver, by kindness of soul, decided to wait for the man running on the bus. Those were waiting. The man literally flew into the bus and, it must be from the overstress, deliciously so, on the whole salon... From shame the miserable did not know where to go and just got out of the bus until the doors closed.. "And for this we were waiting? " - subtly noted one of the passengers...)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38848
 14.11.2010
Oh you are! And what about the third photo with the back standing next to the window?? to
Garatio: Boy, put on the bump! *rofl* rofl* rofl* This is Tanya, your wife!! to
I can’t get used to it, I can’t get used to it.
All night I wanted to get to know her.
The only thing that stopped was that I had a wife.
The weather, so what happens is that they are both the same person?
Kill Me Someone - Facepalm
Garage is a guy! You are just a niqabzzo cool! Just think about:
Garatio: You did not change your wife with your own wife! This is the power of will! :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38847
 14.11.2010
nick
She is Mom’s best friend. Well, I called her aunt...she didn’t mind when I said you’d come.

nick
She is like a second mother. Reassured

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