My son is 3 years old, and I don’t have the talent to explain to children in pink tones.
Yesterday we returned home, on the stairs in the entrance, a dead and scattered butterfly moth is lying.
My mother is a butterfly!! What is it, and what is it?? to
I: I was frozen, it was already very cold for her, and she died.
She doesn’t have a coat like you.
Son: Why not?
I: Because butterflies can’t sew.
Why don’t they know?
Man: Because they don’t have a pencil with fingers.
I: And the brain.
Oh, and there is a head!! to
I have a head, but there is no brain in it.
Why the head of a butterfly?
I: Because she eats it.

The child understood everything, and the husband had to reassure him.

At 12 o'clock at night, I smoke in the window (I live on the sixteenth floor), I watch a picture - Kent in the posture of cancer with paint writes under the windows - I love you my princess. I looked, I looked, and I shouted, “Five, put the deer up!” and at the same moment, from about six windows, similar screams! District of O_O

Tatiana: "In Fallout-3 Killed a man with a plush mouse released from a pocket catapult. I am very happy."
HoloPaladin: Okay, yesterday I cut off the head of the bandit with a pencil knife and broke the dog... =)

The third day I didn’t come to the school. A call from a student.
Hello to Len. How are you dealing?
The throat hurts, the knee sores, the head wants to be cut off. Apparently nothing...
Thank God, you are sick. It was the last time I saw you with the router.

10th
She thinks very little about regret.
Selena
Did Nathaniel marry such a man?
10th
A coincidence :D
Selena
Pipec)))) You guys, scuco, funny animals))

17:21 ANOMALIA left the group "The Club of Amateurs to do some hernia, and then sit and think: naked I did this?".
17:31 ANOMALIA joined the Club of Amateurs group to do some hernia, and then to sit down and think, 'I've done this?

The news:
British intelligence agencies cut funding
The Director of National Intelligence of the United States allowed to employ first-generation fellow citizens who have relatives abroad
In Lubyansk square overturned a truck with vodka

Kira
The headquarters in the office at the loud secretary announced tomorrow, Saturday working day, at 10 00 will be an unexpected check by the director of timely appearance of employees to work...".. after 10 seconds "Tanya come to me"...burned a guy...

N9COF: I sit, the 47th minute I listen to the phone what is going on in the store, who is there, who is pregnant and what packs are on sale :) They forgot to hang the phone =))))

Really want to eat is when the fly burned on the lamp begins to smell delicious.
x_x

The CEO brought an iPhone, he says that I can’t understand how he’s calling... I sat for 20 minutes in a duplicate, tapped on a pipet what smart phones... then a colleague came and said that it’s an iPad... I’ve never felt so dumb...

Silly: I look like I’m flying (((

BormaNN: The Cheese!!!!!! It is not me!!! to

Feng Shui: What am I?? to

Coooooper: I was protected

Silly: Beauty of the Frog

ArTi: Today I go home, I leave the subway, I go to the stop, there is a line of passengers, I go to the end of the line, I listen to music, I write text messages. I get up for a guy with a girl, the girl suspiciously looks at me, I don't pay attention, I write a text, remove my cell phone, the girl still looks at me, the guy her too. Here I watched before them the line ends meters for 2-3. And they just stand there saying goodbye...I stood with them for three minutes =)

I saw it all, but what would the slapped arzive with wood after unpacking become LESS...

Lokk
By the way, I discovered an amazing property in myself - it turns out, I know how to walk on the street and sincerely smile to people, and the smile itself climbs on the face.
Lokk
It is enough to just throw a combat F-1 in your hand.

A couple of sociologists:
Tatiana, go to the board.
Nothing that I am dressed?

I stood smoking near the entrance. There is not a local guy in the car, comes out calling the home phone. He is not answered for a long time and then removes the phone from there:
by Afro
He is confused, but confused:
– American
The door opens and the guy enters.

In Wikipedia, I picked up "cross..", flying out "coats". I look at it, I press. Redirect to "Kids" The first sentence I read was: "In no case should you confuse ceds with shoes..."

Damn, as the "Y" key on the keyboard began to fall, I remembered that there was also the "I" key.

DarKSoL (23:13:25 25/10/2008)
Constant breaks and speed for your money. Dialapa.net We are mocking you