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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73557
 29.11.2012
I work in the perinatal center of Sisadmin. Today, from mid-tenth to tenth, eight women brought one after another. The thought does not leave my head.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73556
 29.11.2012
There would be no violence in my country.
YYY: And women would show on the first request, right?
Zzz: Why would they hide their breasts in an ideal country?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №73555
 29.11.2012
xxx: Interesting, and soon will appear programs such as "fashioned sentence" on computer themes?
HH: It will be a lot more interesting!
WOW: What’s interesting there?
- Hello Elena, your boss Alexander sent you to us for the broadcast, he says that you are a dwarf.
I... I... I... I can make tables in Excel and download music.
Okay, you are Elena’s day.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :(
- and don't have to do a sad face, we will give you 40k now and you will go to collect your computer, and your boss will help you, we will watch you, remember.
xxx: *after 2 hours* - Well, what is this Elena, well what motherboard you took with DDR2 slots, OMG she also took a video sapphire under her, oh can't you daylight, you could screw a card with screws instead of such a motherboard, now our experts will show you how you should. Vassula, show them
Siss stands up. admin Vasya in a sweater, with a beard and a shaft, begins to collect computers and explains where to get involved and why they chose these components, everyone claps and rejoices.
I'd like to watch this show :DDD

[ + 27 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73554
 29.11.2012
xxx: The biggest file in recent times is to hand over a paralyzed notebook to the service, and then try to polite explain that the password is "myohoenpassword".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73553
 29.11.2012
The fire of my love has been poured to you—only melting coal remains.
Would you suggest that I throw the wood?
Oh yeah yes 😉
I’m always happy to throw a couple of sticks. ;)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73552
 29.11.2012
Good where I am not... but nothing, I will get there!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73551
 29.11.2012
"I don’t have time to spend everything you earn". And only after these words of women comes the real realization that you are rich.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73550
 29.11.2012
XXX is
65% of the issue is resolved.
Remains to be notified.

YYYY
65 percent 😉
How was the percentage calculated?

XXX is
I am a beginner financier.
Honestly, intuitively
We are in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73549
 29.11.2012
Omdzn: The Incasator stole 8 million and dumped it.. it was found in the sanatorium of Ust-Kaczka, Perm region. Where he bumped and spent a bubble on a baby of easy behavior.
Hm... As far as I know Ust-Kacha, it is an aging resort, where gynecological diseases are treated... Chet the man did not go there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73548
 29.11.2012
Universal, 4 pair, protection of laboratory work

Alexandra, you look at me like an idiot ;)
Girl: And why not?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73547
 29.11.2012
from porntorrent, topic "I am looking for porn with a hook"
In fact, the dream of childhood. There are comics, every piece made in five minutes, and someone has seen something serious?
2) I had somewhere in the house rolled a gait at 56...
I can fuck it for you and shoot it on video. It will cost only 5,000 rubles.
For 10,000 rubles, I can send a gauge and do what you want with it.
My childhood dream will come true! will go? and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73546
 29.11.2012
The schedule for December holidays - 20 -preparation for the end of the world, 21 -the beginning of the end of the world, 22 -the official celebration of the end of the world, 23 -the end of the world, 24 -rest after the end of the world, 25-26-.... New Year's Mornings and Christmas trees... New Year, New Year holidays.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №73545
 29.11.2012
Discussion on the news tape about awarding a handless athlete with a tablet:

Oleg AAA: I would better give a bigger plasma that <...>
blablabla: plasma for blind athletes is attached, not here, everything is thought out in advance.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73544
 29.11.2012
Discuss the benefits and harm of sugar
It is obvious that saccharose is an unusual product for us. To get these two tablespoons of sugar, which are in a pack of ice cream, you need to drink with carrots juice or, at least, dry breeze.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73543
 29.11.2012
Go with us on a night fishing trip? Z is. Do you have a boat engine?
WOW: Thank you, I can't give a direct answer right now, there is an interfamily conflict.
Q: How is the family?
WOW: People I’ve seen only once (the parents of my sister’s husband) want me to go with them for a weekend to the country, which fucking knows where 150 km away, for a whole day, they’re going to do something there, and I’m going to cook a fence for them at that time.
Why willn’t their son cook them the fence?
WOW: Because my sister doesn’t want to go there and she has tainted her husband (their son) for this weekend!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73542
 29.11.2012
When a mother buys a chocolate to her son, the dad, in order to teach the child to the realities of life from childhood, bites from the tiles 13%

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73541
 29.11.2012
I have a very developed instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №73540
 29.11.2012
Recently there was a violent fight under the window, with screams and thunder. The neighbor from the bottom put the columns on the window and turned on the music from the 'Dumb Village'... even the participants of the fight were laughing.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73539
 29.11.2012
When I buy cigarettes in the shops, the saleswoman asks me if I’m 18, sadly I answer: “No more.” It’s been almost 10 years since I wasn’t eighteen (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73538
 29.11.2012
Someone asked here:
The xxx:
In principle, I like the idea of carrying Sherlock Holmes these days. But I can’t think in my head that he is so clever, that he knows history and literature and that he doesn’t know about Conan Doyle and his books. Or he knows and innerly whispers every time, calling his name...

I answer, but it has been transferred to this day, and not copied. Do you feel the difference? Cut to put. So "in those days"he is no longer there.

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