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[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106082
 29.11.2014
macleod: November 27 Lamoda received the Ernst & Young Award in the nomination "Success in Russia"
Macleod: offices of one of the largest Russian online stores Lamoda are being searched
Lush: It is a success

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106081
 29.11.2014
That kind of girl...
Serena, B*# what kind of gentleness? Where is your hard and hard word?! to
Oh, that kind of girl!by 11

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106080
 29.11.2014
The crisis is more and more compressing the ass of the country: if earlier in the spam came offers to buy a business center and invest in Forex, now they offer to buy a self-propelled machine :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106079
 29.11.2014
What does it mean nothing? And what about Malevich’s greatest painting "Morning in the Pine Tomb"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106078
 29.11.2014
XXX: They Remember
@XXX, Your activity was observed on Russian servers Ragnarok 2005-2008.
Those very golden years, when the porings were more pink, and the swallows clinged to the eye.
We would like to inform you that on November 28 at 21:00 the new server Ragnarok Online will open.
It will match the times when you played this wonderful game.@ by
XXX: Playing the game
YYY: Drug couriers never forget their clients

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №106077
 28.11.2014
For those who believe that girls are not interested in sex, have you ever heard about female orgasm?
How many species do you know?

Young people, youth

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106076
 28.11.2014
The fact that the iPhone will now be advertised in the subway means that the phone is no longer considered elite and intended for the proletarians.
How to go to fashion clubs?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106075
 28.11.2014
here here :
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I decided to buy a newly purchased manual circular. Guess what was the first thing that got under her teeth?
Right, her network cable!
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Now you have learned on a clear example how items are added to the safety rules. You were lucky that it wasn’t your hand.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106074
 28.11.2014
Two police officers are going on the crossing, and behind them the bomber is wrapping and swinging: "Well, take me, because it's cold, guys, how cold it is here!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106073
 28.11.2014
With the Hicks, from the discussion of the upcoming law on what to watch, and even more the creation of erotic images with characters similar to minors (anime — big eyes, photo — school uniform, etc.) On the Internet will give prison sentences from 3 to 10 years, more than for causing serious bodily injury:
by ErgoZr:
That is, if I go and remove someone before resuscitation and disability, is it less harmful than if I watch hentai? Or am I misunderstood something?
by Veam:
The logic here is this – if you look at the hentai, then you are a pedophile, and no one can be worse than a pedophile.
They were even forbidden to give.
by SovGVD:
And can we get more details about “in school form” and “Making... without the purpose of dissemination, public demonstration”?
I wanted to buy my wife a suit and a camera.
by Dimakovalenko:
Better beat your wife, they will give less.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106072
 28.11.2014
We have a security guard at work. Such a healthy man. He knows thousands of terms and generally all kinds of cool security chips. Well so here. Someone at work is trying to eat someone else’s food. It will get out of the refrigerator, eat, wash the plate and put it back. We put a camera in the kitchen. And now our cool security guard comes up with tasks:" Please help me find my kefir". This is so. He also studied in graduate school.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106071
 28.11.2014
Ahah) here the beard on Skype with a friend cheats and a friend lists what he needs in the toy
"Yes, I need a golda, I need an inst, I need a p..." 
Here is his mother behind the picture:
You have to go to the exam, idiot!and "


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106070
 28.11.2014
Raf: Why are you silent? Do you work or shake?
Zerowin: throwing
Raf: WV or a member?
Zerowin: Member
Raf: own or foreign?
Zerowin: Enough is enough! I am working!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106069
 28.11.2014
Discussion of the news about the next withdrawal of the cumulative part of the pension for the year:
Those who receive money in envelopes have no right to demand anything from the state. And those who pay taxes have the full right to ask what...
You will ask and then tell us what you have answered.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106068
 28.11.2014
Misanthrope: It was always interesting, in the aircraft of the second world machine guns shot through the propeller, the automation synchronization did not let you shoot when a spade appeared on the way.But what if the cartridge was squeezed or married any, and from the moment of hitting the capsule to the shot there will be a slight delay? Will the screw have time to check, and then the bullet will shoot the blade?

AndI: why the synchronizer, you can’t just make a hole in the screw, and you can safely shoot, the bullets will fly into this hole:

Dave: And you don’t have to do it specifically. She will appear herself.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106067
 28.11.2014
The main cockroach. He is the worst, the house girls are their mother. As a rule, powerful, uncompromising, very strict, with a failed personal life. And otherwise how can you explain that the girl from school smoothly goes through the institute to work, never going on a date and not staying with a girlfriend"...But automatically believes that "all men are goats and they only need".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №106066
 28.11.2014
Here we and the child constantly need certificates to the pool, and they become obsolete, and in order to write such a certificate, we need all the fresh tests, and in order to help health care, vs just scanned the old certificate and change only the date...All well.
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Mda, darkness and anti-health at the level. And the old lady doesn’t even come to mind WHY!) The certificate gets obsolete so quickly! Yes, because a normal child does not live in the capsule and can catch the infection at any time, and then quickly spread it to EVERYONE who goes to this pool!

But if her child then comes with a nightmare infection, trapped in the water from another of the same " with last year's analysis" - so will be the employees of the pool, the state, the children of others, but only not such ladies, in whom "their bloodshed", of course, nothing can hurt and infect. The Dark.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106065
 28.11.2014
I stopped calling the environmental systems when my husband replied and said that I was taken to the dirt, but the billists asked "when she will return" Laughing

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106064
 28.11.2014
The student asks:
Abram, how much is two times two?
Depending on how much you need...
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
The public is disgusted!
Abram, how much is two times two?
Do we buy or sell?
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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106063
 28.11.2014
On some forum saw a non-working link to a video, how to make a garage for a bike. Interestingly, something happened, I decided to look for it on YouTube. I enter "garage for b".. Below are the most frequent queries. The first on the list - "garage for BTR". You see, people are preparing, approaching thoroughly to buy.

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