A familiar doctor told, brought to them as if in an emergency, some bandage with a stroke, and that on the ground of a stroke, the shiza of pearl breaks out to treat itself does not and everything crumbles around. And the doctor just took the gun from his son's console for repair with him. not long thinking in the bag, the gun is enough and with the scream: "You will hit the creature, - I will go ", this pistol in the bag bandy...
That moment silenced, then complained to his wife that his doctor wanted to silence.

by kap
Oh, the thick

by kap
Fallout 3 is out.

by kap
Are you taking a vacation without content or are you getting fired?? to

I asked a friend to make a presentation for the military department. Time was not enough, he wrote:
Malvado
shorterly
Malvado
How do you think
Malvado
It will be appreciated by the military.
Malvado
If at the end of the presentation there will be a screen and music of dances?

from ZH
A normal work morning. I have to write a letter that I don’t want. I open "Write a letter", I sit and sound. Nothing at all. I write the first line with large fatty red letters:"That is not your fucking business!!!", I switch to the usual font and very politely reveal the meaning of the screaming message. I clean up the first line - voila! is ready.

Do you have a burning link? Look at the optical cable. Is there a point on the net? So there is a link, just the console is dead.

I did not go to "Admiral". I do not want very much.

I, you can say, grew up on old magazines such as “Modelist-Constructor” and similar ones, in which there were pictures of different tanks, ships, armored trains... On them was written “On Berlin!” and “For the Motherland!” and on some of them was written “Death of Kolchak!” and “Death of Kolchak!”

I pressed the button to close in the pop-up window with the advertisement... and it just CLOSED O_O Something is wrong here...

Yesterday on the radio heard Jean-Michel Jarr, jumped the thought that finally launched the radio Keygen FM )))

Only in Russia when sending a recruiter to the army to defend the Motherland can you wish him a happy service.

FatCat
You are the one who sleeps forever. :D
PIP
Apart from the night
PIP
Once it’s dark outside the window, I can’t sleep.
PIP
I try not to sleep at all, I come in pairs, and I sleep in pairs.
PIP
I fall asleep and do not sleep again at night.

Has the jump already jumped?
It is 40 % already =))
Is it all a jump weight?
It is: 100%
It remains 60 percent.
He: Kill me...

I am standing in the tram... I hear a conversation between two teenagers nearby "I found a short movie on the network, there no one gave the guy, and he fucked the cake with sorrow..."
I got out of the train and felt so old :(

I was fired from work today.
This is what Dr. Web warned me when he talked about the unpredictable consequences after its installation.

Commentary on Stalker’s Fashion:
"If you want to sleep in Solyanka, then before going to bed eat a bowl of bowl, otherwise it is possible to leave the game."

Have you ever noticed that the smiley *YAHOO* in the quipe-mutant?
When the fingers are compressed, five fingers, four fingers.

I’m really sorry for the Somali pirates. In my opinion, they will soon pay the hohlam themselves, so that they will acknowledge the cargo of their tanks.

In the days I go to a friend, the door opens, she stands in a transparent shirt and shorts in a load.She burns me "oh, well you went in, you can't help me 10 sticks to put on the bed?" I woke up, I am happy to stand like this, I think no-your)) here touches her that she said....and answers so embarrassed"the meaning of the bed to repair...."

Dimon HMR (11:39:08 26/10/2008)
Sitting specifically at night.

Aztec Technician
The speed more?

Aztec Technician
What was he sitting? Not you, but the computer.

Dimon HMR
Unlimited for the night.
The night was an hour longer.

today in the subway I eat, sits short in the first car and leaned to the wall where the cabin of the engineer and I hear behind the wall of the voice.First did not disassemble, then listened: and this is there a student (a type of assistant engineer behind the control panel) and a teacher of the expedition, a clear special in his business (experienced engineer).Now this is what I am: I am actually standing and I hear teacher 1, and engineer 2
Let’s touch it slowly, where the hell is!! Close the door fool!
2 Yes, but what is it?
Don’t touch SUKA, it’s a loudspeaker, a connection to the fucking salon!
As you listen, we’re already going.
I go on and I hear further.
What are you as small? Go ahead, you have to learn everything. Specialists are here, sit here with you.
Arrive at the station.
2 to brake?
No fool, we go through the tunnel and raise them all there. Stop to stop!
(We sharply brake, you can see that a lot of people are not just starting to enter, but to enter a car that is so overcrowded before the failure, the doors must already be closed.)
2 (by speaker) Dear passengers, make the fastest boarding.
1 give me, all live into the wagon, otherwise I will go with the doors open.
It was a check shot in the head, and the whole car was standing.
I’m scared of the metro!

yurgen with you

From New Jersey:
"The purchaser and the author of the program "Anshlag" Nikolai Bandurin was stolen a banana";
Oh no! Who dared to steal balloons from "Anshlag"!