What times? Advertising of sports toilet paper. In the advertisement of candy skin diseases. In the advertisement of the navigator a strange dad...Marketers, what are you?

To become a philosopher, you need very little – either to earn little or to marry unsuccessfully.

About Love

My father died quickly.
I left Peter for a couple of days and flew to see him and say goodbye.
I hardly knew it, just through my eyes. There was a thin old man sitting on the hospital bed, I couldn’t even believe that this was my powerful Dad and he was only fifty-one.
We talked a long time about life, even though we both understood what it was about death.
In those days, Mom lived right there, in the chamber, next to Dad, spent the night on three chairs, and in the afternoon ran home for a short time to wash, cook and put on pillows and straight back.
In the room, Mom was always cheerful, cheerful and lighthearted, even joking. I cried silently just behind the door when I was washing dishes in the laundry.
With her father's work, a collaborator with oranges was sent, she was instructed to visit and find out - how there is Yuri Vasilyevich and how serious is everything in him?
The aunt entered, greeted her and hardly expressed her horror when she saw her changed father.
After a minute and a half, she got up from her chair, said, “Goodbye, Yuri Vasilyevich,” and knocked at the door.
Here in the chamber entered a cheerful Mom with a washed dish in her hands and her face instantly tumbled. Mother devastatingly shone her eyes on the visitor and with metal in her voice spoke:
Who are you like another? What stopped? Should the wife go out for a moment, how is she here like here? What are you watching? Your eyes are shy! Why are you lying there, smiling? I will not see that you are sick. I'm turning here - I'm turning, I don't sleep at night, but behind my back! What else is FIFA? Sick, sick, and, I see, you are not lost! You know, my jokes are bad.
Are you still here? Come away from here, and let your spirit be greater.

The frightened aunt apologized for something and, not saying goodbye, jumped out into the corridor.
Dad smiled with his lips and said quietly:

Mom, what are you doing? This is Olga from my department.
- And I, though Olga, though Galia, have nothing to respect them. Walk on the wall, and there. Drink a better kefir, and I will go and warn the guard not to let her come here anymore. All of.

Mother jumped up and decidedly left the room.
I’ve never seen a scene of jealousy performed by my parents in my life and was, gently speaking, stunned.
At any rate, I jumped for Mom into the corridor, if little she would do there in such a state.
At the very end of the long corridor, Mom caught the confused Olga and said:

- For the sake of God, forgive me, but you must understand... Translate to everyone there your greetings and thanks.
Olya, I have a great request for you, but don’t refuse: if you can, come to him again at least once. Please please. Okay is? I ask you very much, do not delay. Better tomorrow...

The journalist interviewed the Minister of Finance.
There were three questions from the viewers.
Please say, the prices have recently risen, the trip has increased, the transportation is again, the benefits are cancelled - it's all the US, Obama arranged?
is right.
- But the fact that wages are low, and sometimes delay, with pensions again something frozen, the ruble falls - it is also a matter of the hands of the United States, the CIA, the State Department?
Absolutely true, their work.
And finally. If all the financial issues in our country are now decided by the United States, then who are you giving up on?

The girl cut off her hand to prove the power of her love."

It has always been interesting how the power of love is associated with cuts in the arm, jumping under the train and harakiri?

As in an anecdote:

For me, a beautiful girl risked her life.
How is it?
She said she would rather jump into the river than marry me.

Case at work: In 2015, the company purchased several books for staff.
Every employee receives a letter on a shared disk – what would you think? Schedule of Reading!
In addition, the schedule lies on the shared disk and is closed with the rights of the network administrator.
That is, in order to subscribe to the reading, you need, in addition to recording in the file, to request personal access to the file itself!
"Son, I stood in line for coupons for 3 hours!" - it doesn't seem strange anymore)

XXX: How is it in English: discoloration? I am writing an article in English about the USSR.
Tagged: fisting

The Saratov News:
The driver of trolley bus No. 3 took the route No. 16 this morning. About this IA correspondent "Versiya-Saratov" told one of the passengers of public transport. “I sat down in the ‘three’ and the ‘sixteenth’ didn’t go because of some obstacle in the city center. Then it became known that it is still possible to travel", — told the publisher. According to her, after this in the trolleybus cabin was held a sort of vote. “The majority of votes decided that this trolleybus would be the 16th,” she added, adding that after several stops she had to leave public transportation.

And if daddy was like many on: fishing, in the town, on the role-playing games of knights, on football or hockey for his team to get sick constantly went out, did not have a lot of hobbies when there is no daddy's home. Maybe he is not angry? He’s just not there, and you don’t even think of him.
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Ahh :) I had a wonderful time working remotely on my dream job. It ended a year after I got married because I had to go to work in the office.

Three years later, his wife confessed: "I knew with my brains that when you sit at the computer, you are busy, you make money. And the heart... just didn’t cope, all the reflexes demanded to immediately pull you out and load something on the household!

yy: I'll wrap myself in a plank, turn off the lights, sit in front of the window and look at the snowflakes against the backdrop of the sad lights.

nn: straight vanilla

yy: almost, if not one "but"

I didn’t shave for a week.

By the way, here our frontenders finally made a great joke, I can't help but share. :DD
While one glued the moment of tapping, the other said to him - look more carefully, do not glue to your hands, or you can run the current on the php.

A conversation between two former students who discussed philosophical topics a little earlier:
The Department of Philosophy could be proud of us.
Go for the machine.
We are old for machines.
Up to 27 years old
Tell it to my soldier.
The reader!! to
rather than a donor.

Have you tried to shoot from a 100 meters shell? Or at least 25? Every second leaves in milk by 25. You won’t be targeted at a hundred.
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I tried the collection. hit the target. And my friend, the KMS of the shooting, without a gunshot put on the 280 of the 300 and said, "Comrade Colonel, I went or still shoot?"

In response to the question asked by the New York Times: “If you had the opportunity to go back and kill Hitler while he was a baby, would you agree?” It is impossible to stay aside.”

I’d better fuck Marilyn Monroe.

Zzz by baby?

YY Member

Appeal of Pavlensky

1 and this is the worst organization of the country!

2 Probably not. He would try to splash in the temple!

The next number in the Fibonacci series is the sum of the previous two.

Captain Hypothenus

We went to a cat exhibition. For the first time I struck the Sphinx... He’s all so warm, pulsating, slightly silky...
And all that! My personal life is covered in a bronze basin! I remember the cat right now!! to

I sit in a line with the dentist, a woman comes in to ask something and communicate from the doctor the phrase "you are what you can eat since yesterday!", smiled everyone))

Third day all pages of Donzova and the publishing company "Exmo" in social networks are obscured with links to all torrents-trackers in the world and in fact to distributions (to torrent files).

A friend asked me to watch his grandfather’s radio, saying, “Look, I don’t understand this, something doesn’t work.” In general, I took this rare radio, and it has medium and long waves written in the front... In general, the radio works, just no more stations on these waves.)