Here you are surprised by the popularity of house-2, and this is essentially a local ideal society: vacant beautiful bodies, people are engaged only in sex, food, entertainment and no work and responsibility. Fig Lee, the animal way of life is attractive.

Why is chemistry in foods cheap and chemistry in pharmacies is expensive?

Stories about companions on the roads. I drove from Petrozavodsk to Petrozavodsk a month ago, night, rain. Somewhere in the area of Lonets on the side is a car, and the driver is actively mastering with his hand. I drive 200 meters further, and I still think I need to stop suddenly trouble a person. I give it back, lock the door and drop the glass. The man approaches and with some unclear accent says: “Young man, good night, I have finished gasoline. Well, I think another Roma divorce will now offer a gold ring or chain in exchange for a couple of liters of gasoline and a couple of thousands of rubles. I tell you not to get out of my car. And then in the mirror I notice that four people come out of his car and everyone approaches me and greet me with a Caucasian accent. To say that in the middle of the forest, at night, I became somehow uncomfortable surrounded by 5 southerns, too soft. One of them says: "Take one of us to the gas station, then the navigator shows there is a 10km gas station. How will he get back to the car at night? And I think—aga, now he will sit down, then he will knock on his head, and they will later come to share the prey... Let me say on the rope, if I eat—close to the car, and I don’t get out of the car. In the hope that they don’t have it. The rope was found. We picked up, we went. I throw them, and I think I can knock stronger and drop them? Not an option-on the rear-glass of my car advertising, but in the advertising phone of my wife-will then call and threaten..In general, I go further, turned to the side of Lonets on the old narrow road in the middle of the forest, then drove out on the road along the river and villages. I look in the mirror - behind our backpack in the distance appeared a car, and for some reason my "trailer" began to actively brake, the car overtook us and it became easier for me to drag them again, then the headlights appeared again from behind, and the situation with the braking of the rear car repeated... Who has been in villages and villages knows that there are no lights at all or one at the club. So, when the second car also overcame us, the trailer began to flash my light and brake. I get up, I drop the glass, the completely frightened and pale driver approaches and asks, “Dear man, where are we going? The navigator stopped showing. I show him my navigator-tanker here, 4 kilometers left. We went, got to the gas station, and here they jump out of the car, and joyfully jumping like children on the break start to thank me and squeeze money in my hands! I say, I will not take! Not accepted on the road! Respect, please take the gasoline, God has sent you to us. I said goodbye, I went and thought, who was worse than them or me? What time do we live in that we are so afraid of each other?

Today, a Russian who goes to a store without his package can safely be attributed to the middle class.

<Smile_toys> this is the lunch day?
<Sleeping_toys> 12?
<Sleeping_toys> or 13?
<PDX> 13 is a fucking midday.

Long time not filled:
" with accuracy, and vice versa."

The KKK:
One of my friends in student years gave up regularly and very strongly. His younger sister-excellent comes from school all in tears — she got 4 for the dictatorship — wrote: "In the woods they were crucified under the sounds of the guitar."

It was somewhere in the beginning of the mid-1990s.

I lived with my grandmother and I was 5-6 years old.

The TV was supposed to show Terminator (1st part), but it was shown quite late, at 10 - 11 p.m.

I sat a long time waiting for the movie, periodically tapping. But then the grandmother went into the room and said that the radio was transmitted that the actor was sick and the movie will not be and I went to bed sad.

I did not reveal the deceit soon.

An article about a Thai porn actress who prayed to the Buddha and bound up when he brought her a wealthy seventy-year-old husband.

The commentary:
I mean, 90% of the women of oligarchs started.
Did the Buddha pray?

We talk with a friend (in school - twin) about assessments. In school he was a good man.

She: Well, if we accidentally cross with you, then it would be better for our children to be binoculars, because you do not evaporate, and you live normally. Otherwise you only think about studying, you suffer in vain.
I: I liked the word "accidental"

With Avis - "Pants with shorts". Thylilithyrandia, bl... t

Speaking of Potatoes:

pfff, yeah, in the army I used a regular peanut knife not a ton of potatoes.
Q: Do you believe it, right?? to
I am happy to believe
Zero is not alone.

I have a sixth size! Can you tell me where to buy a puzzle?

<(((VETER> Children ask the question where I have not been

<Tradasten> (((VETER: Judging by a bunch of mistakes - in school.

Running for the weekend to his parents, there was a dialogue with his father about replacing the battery in the car:
I - need to take the bush, as it was, turns well in any frost
Father, what is the problem?
I - so ten thousand is a pity, but a long-lasting 10 years is enough
Father, you can’t live for so long.
What is O_O? Per you thought the car’t live that long?
Yes, yes, that kind of thing))

xxx: I am not able to admin myself because I am paranoid of the constantly hanging potential danger)
yyy: Translate it into kinetic.) Send it away.
XXX: This is a good method!

Grother: I thought he was just trolling that he was a fool
Grother: I even thought about protesting a little bit, protecting the guy
Grother: But then he started opening beer with a mercury thermometer.
Grother: And here I understood a lot.

Called from Bali.
Would you like to switch to a new tariff more expensive and use the internet at maximum speed?
I already have LTE.
There will be 4G.

I am not paranoid.

I am not going to eat cream.
Because there is a pill.
I will not drink from the bowl.
Because there is a pill.
I will not bite the headphone.
Because there is a pill.
I will not sleep on a chair.
Because there is a pill.
I will not beat the walls,
Because there is a pill.
I will not put the carpet.
Because there is a pill.
I will not smell the guest.
Because there is a pill!
I will not even wash.
A pill in the right leg?
You can think anything,
I am not a paranoid.
No one succeeded
Cheat the cat twice.
If you have trouble,
Take your own pills.
Cats are always treated.
From the power of thought.

Francesco Marquuliano, The Case of Wet Boots

<Deposit> It is done!!! Own wire defense, just announced that IE is malicious and needs to be removed)