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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12030
 03.11.2008
1st Would you be a fucker all night? You promised it.)
I didn’t promise anything like that, but you promised me to sing on the guitar, promised, and didn’t play! Oh well!!!!!!!!! to
1st I’ll sing to you... Scuco!
1st I will sing until you get sick.
Then you’ll ask me to stop, you’ll close my ears, and I’ll stop.
Sing, and sing and sing! All the neighbors will come and pray.
You’ll shut my mouth, and I’ll still sing like you.
I did not pray!!! to
1st Then local dogs, cats will join me.
And even wolves will flee against my wrath, and they will stumble upon me without falling into my mouth.
Rhythm and tone.
1st And when I fall asleep, you will quietly burn my guitar and scatter my ashes.
wind, and breathe with relief... and see!! to
1st I wake up in the morning and start singing, but without the guitar!!! Believe me, it is
Even more terrible. The most effective thing you can do is shoot.
and me!! But then you will not be able to live without me, and you will follow me.
1st And there I will sing to you without stopping, and so will be eternity. It will be a real hell, and there, you will remember that you once asked me for it, and you will regret it very much!!!!...
2nd Well...trahatzzo, so trahatzzo... And don’t take the guitar, okay?and ;-)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12029
 03.11.2008
I need your advice as a doctor.
She: Walk
He: I have a very strange crack of my spine. Especially when I try to bite myself for eggs. Isn’t it very dangerous?
She: Do not do that.
He: And how then?
See also: Liège
He: Do you think the backbone will not crack?
She: I think they are afraid, bored and pressed on the backbone - this is what breaks.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12028
 03.11.2008
I have a spare umbrella.
Is it in case the main one is not revealed?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12027
 03.11.2008
A woman is all that remains of a girl.

A man is something that doesn’t always come from a boy.

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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12026
 03.11.2008
http://kabizdoh.livejournal.com/134529.html



About the AIS.

Purchased acquaintances acquaintances dog, systems "shell terribly expensive

It’s a terrible little boy". 800 lat (about one and a half pieces of backs)

This is about the size of a rat for 2 months. They went with joy to

Rats to get acquainted with nature, walk. Sitting and drinking.

shaleys chew, rotting rats in the grass near ball beats, actively

Looking for different cockroaches. In general, everyone is happy, happy. Arrives here

The eagle does not rush to the loving masters (it must also be like a bird).

People are trusting!He catches the cloth of a rat and also does not rush away.

The deceased father of the family tries to catch the leaving 800 latts, but,

Naturally unsuccessful...

So be careful. Children not only bring, but also sometimes

And bring...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12025
 03.11.2008
All banks of Russia will soon be merged into one bank.

OBEBANK, or the national unified bank - NAEBANK.

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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12024
 03.11.2008
This quote is aromatized. Shake it to smell.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12023
 03.11.2008
The Sex Forum:

by Kisuljax:
Can you tell me how I can break the whole (without a murgy penis)?What to do? what to do?

~ParousNick ~:
And it is!! Stay still!!! to
Don’t think about the male penis!!! to
1) Greenpeace (it is not an organization of writing in green, it is not necessary, it is not necessary to blink with the knowledge of Aglycava language). Dick Greenpeace will not approve of the washing over the sexual habits of the murges. Murray to Murray. The point.
You are unlikely to be alive after Murdock. They say, wicked and wicked mariacs say, they have a bone.
Do not need. Do not squeeze. itself will fall.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12022
 03.11.2008
I hate remote access.
WOW: What is it?
I sit in the office and I don’t touch anyone.
HH: I really walked out tonight. The tower breaks. Clone in sleep.
The boss is not stressed. I think I will sleep.
In my ears some bleach rolls, I almost fell asleep, here the mushroom is sharply shrinking... o_0
XHH: I’m jumping back and forth at the regiment. Admin was infected while I was sleeping and went into my car remotely and raised the volume. and (
See also :D ppz! by Niabassalso?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12021
 03.11.2008
~JENNY~ 26/10/2008 10:51 :
The BOBER! Hi to you! Translated the clock?
by himself @» 26/10/2008 10:54 :
Hi to you! I have a switch, he himself switched the clock, switched the alarm, woke up on time!! to
by myself @» 26/10/2008 10:55 :
...then brought coffee to bed, made a minette and wished a good day.


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12020
 03.11.2008
Gobl1n
Andrei is burning.

Gobl1n
I get a message that you are writing something to me, and then nikoya doesn’t come.

DeepNightBird
I am ashamed of the type.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12019
 03.11.2008
I saw a quote in the abyss, like it will be a bad day. Odmin came shaved, in a white sweater.

We will vote for her not because she’s so funny, but because in this quote we see the rejection of the old tower.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12018
 03.11.2008
The cat gurgled... it was not possible to sleep... he came up with measures to counter the blasphemy: he began to squeeze the straw into the straw, now instead of crawling, the straw all night looking for a way out...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12017
 03.11.2008
After another meeting of co-founders of the project (not too financially successful)...
and oh. How stubborn they are. Everyone wants a thicker and more genuine member.
and AGA. And the most interesting thing, it gets. But not as I would like.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12016
 03.11.2008
[15:43:27] <AlterEgo> magdalene and you have big breasts?
[15:44:51] <MagDaJIeHa> <AlterEgo> Is this all you care about?
[15:45:42] <AlterEgo> I am still concerned about the situation in Abkhazia and the financial crisis in Europe. But I doubt that you have enough brains to engage me in a controversy on this topic. So I’d rather talk to you about breasts. Nothing personal.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12015
 03.11.2008
(=ZveRySHk@=)
Something in my ass hurts and my buttocks.
I do not even know why
Probably the hats.
The Lech:
Get them out of there xDDD

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12014
 03.11.2008
Our system administrator put all the girls on the keyboard on the Caps Lock button the office button with a needle up.
Andrei, if you are reading this, I am offended by your subtle insightful hint.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12013
 03.11.2008
Are you with us in LA2?
YYY: Go ahead, fuck your la2
XXX Why? O_O
YYY: Yes... I think it’s a damaging game that you can’t jump in.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12012
 03.11.2008
I don't remember how the film was called, but the essence is this: the devaha in the mountains turned his finger, asks his comrades to turn it.) The big plan of the devachi and here the voice from the hall "Suka is not that finger!" The hall lay...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12011
 03.11.2008
Requirements for personnel... I thought what these phrases mean and what the bosses really want from us.

Knowledge of PC is not stupid, shit!
Ability to work in a team – know how to tolerate all kinds of fools in the office, we tolerate it.
Communicability - the ability to inquire about the deal with the client, and at the same time not to inquire about the dismissal with the bosses!
The desire to earn – we don’t need to be too smart
Focus on the outcome – you’ll get puzzles if you don’t carry out the plan!!! to

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