From the Girls Forum:

3 years ago, just put an ass, knocked a guy, 22 years old, talked a week, calls to meet, and I don't know how to refuse. I agreed. God, go to the park. He goes, some nonsense carries, half an hour has passed, he asks: and we will kiss today? I got rid of it, Gray: No!
Let’s go... Horek somehow jumped over, he said to me, “Oh, I’m without flowers, but I’ll catch you!” And escaped in the bushes...
I didn’t think for a long time ?

From the trends about names on dairy:
In our family there is a tradition: grandfather, grandfather and father, all Gennady Gennadyevich. The last of the Genes a number of years ago suddenly gave birth to a daughter (everyone was waiting for a son), and the family hanged. They thought first to name Galey, then the mom excavated some encyclopedia of names and found out that there is a female variant. and Gennady. I’m twenty-five, I’m a hundred percent fairy, and my name is GENA.
Hope, away from sin

xxxxxxxxxxx:
AlexPushkin has used skill %duel% on Dantes
AlexPushkin missed attack
Dantes deals 500 dmg
Dantes won
Yyy: AlexPushkin has left the game.
Lermontoff: A poet, a slave of honor has died.
Dantes was banned by Nicolas I.

Student: Why do we spend 5 minutes on an oral account at the beginning of each couple? Half a couple is wasted.
Teacher: 5 minutes = half pairs... Do you still doubt that you need an oral account?

“I’ve noticed that some people use the ‘suka’ instead of the ‘black’ and the ‘black’ instead of the points.

You are right to fucking.

Married to a German. We live in Germany.
He’s in the room, I’m in the kitchen. Here I hear the thunder of shootings and or in Russian - "Cover! The back! The outbreak! Go away!"
I am: O_o!!!!! to
I run into the room - and this ass is kidding the Russians! Destroy your lunch and translate it to me, or I don’t understand what the commander wants of me. (and under the nose) how well I married that...."
The fucking...

Making a fly an elephant, they don't think about where to put his excrete afterwards.

Tonight’s Youth Radio Show. In the studio comes the essay: "My boyfriend asked to give her a cat, found such a beautiful one, and she changed her mind and does not want to take him. What to do with the animal?”
The Leader:
Well, I think the animal needs to be returned... to the parents, and the cat left to yourself.

Yesterday was in tram with stretching, row and whistleblowing. In front of her was a roasted bleach with wrapped bandages with the middle fingers of her hands. In both hands! God is there and He hears me.

The BDSM community:
XXX: Looking for Kiev
I am looking for a slender lower dog.
zzz: I am looking for a normal Verkhovna Rada (Ukraine)

The Friday. On the way home, he decided to take a beer. Going into our local camp, there are a few guys-Tajik, owners and sellers in conjunction.
A friend right from the threshold: “Hello, four black goats.”
After a long pause and expression:
"Hm... Good night The goat is dark. and beer. Three banks"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: here
Fish: here is what?
Fish: Is that all?
Fish: Is that crazy?
Fish: Sorry
XXX: Is that what happiness was?? to
The Fish: A Joke
Fish: harmless as a handicapped prostitute
Fish: I’m starting to understand why you’re so rarely writing to me.

The book seller "All the secrets of the Internet":
And you will also learn how to freeze your operating system! After freezing you will be able to visit any websites, catch any viruses, download any programs, give the computer to children - they can do anything there. After freezing your OS will be invulnerable!"

My brain...

At high gas prices, cars should be distributed free of charge.

From Habr:

"...to subscribers of mobile telephone network"

“Do you hear, kid, is there a radio telephone device for installing a radio communication session with another subscriber of a mobile radio telephone network?”

My friend gave me a very expensive ring. In the evening I roll in front of my husband, he diligently pretends that he does not notice the ring, which I could not buy. I ask :
“Why don’t you care where I got my ring from? Has anyone given it to me? A man for example?
Congratulations, my husband reacted flegmatically.
Everything is known. I go to bed and say to my husband in the back:
You don’t love me at all?
He breathes hard, turning his face:
Where did the ring come from?

Statement by VKontakte:
Do you use social networks?
Yes – 10%
No – 90%

"About childhood disappointments"

In the kindergarten we were remarkably trolled by one educator, said who first will fall asleep during a quiet hour, so I will put a film with new cartoons in my sleep and every time I woke up, I was tickly upset that some snuca again fell asleep before me.

Julia is
I yesterday when viewing the house 2 computer cut off showed the blue screen some letters and restarted and showed the house 2 again)))

Julia is
What was it?

Palyan
He left troubled.

I work in the printing. our phone is apparently written by mistake on the website of the Uzi-diagnostics center (error in one digit) we are occasionally called with the question whether we are doing all sorts of different Uzi.
The morning. The Monday.
call - "Hello, do you do vaginal uzi?"
pause.... - no we can only print everything you take.)))
One hour later, a drunken man’s voice called:
And you’re doing a freeze that’s there...
- No, we can only a vaginal uzi...and the wild rust of the whole office. There was a Dirk behind his back.