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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12010
 03.11.2008
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
Cucumbers came home today.
Remove rubbish from ventilation in the kitchen.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
I don't know what the name of what they pulled out of the outlet.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:12):
I think it is a stranger.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12009
 02.11.2008
My mother and I went for a walk in the forest. I have a photocopy in my hands. We observe the picture - a black wolf runs, a drummer orets, and around him a herd of goats. I kissed and let’s take a picture... Here the glass descends and such an unhappy face pronounces – Che, don’t you see goats?! to
While I thought about how to repent, Mom didn't get confused, he says, to talk for the first time. Wolverine went off so quickly.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12008
 02.11.2008
Chairman (00:37:48 29/10/2008)
We are so different

Dresden (00:37:55 29/10/2008)
We are still in the ass.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12007
 02.11.2008
XXX: What is your name?
Tagged: oxy
Is it like Oksana?
yyy: no fucking, it is like disoxyribonucleic acid!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12006
 02.11.2008
The evening. Late night, chat in DC++, three guys try to stick to one girl in a shared chat
P1: Take a picture
P2: Take a picture
P3: Take a picture
D: dispersed
P1: Funny picture
D: Now you are yours.
P1 is ready
D: I jumped
P1: Eeee P2, P3 and you fuck my photo!? to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №12005
 02.11.2008
xxx: And I was in the office today while trying to understand where the cement went - I learned to make a piece of paper and started to play with it, then I started to sound it, and then I was burned (((((

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №12004
 02.11.2008
<Efrem> Valuev presses cockroaches with a glance
<Lex> the cockroaches push values with intelligence

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12003
 02.11.2008
Unfortunately, flexibility is often reduced to flexibility.

Flexibility and principles of flexibility.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12002
 02.11.2008
30.03 on the passing of the exam in history at school

Soviet times, question: "The Communist Party of the Soviet Union

This is one of the "Best Stories".



Also school, 10th grade, 80th year, exam in physics. Friendship with Physics.

The first question of the ticket is not known. I don’t know, but she now.

Go to answer. I advise her: "You first tell the second question, and

Explain the task, and on the first question they will ask you something.

Three will be released".

There are two uncles in the commission. People come out to the board, read the ticket number and

He begins to write the formula from the second question. Here comes the military, and

He begins to whisper about our students. Apparently the topic

and fascinating.

But professional learning takes its own, physics, with one eye cuts on

a board printed by firms and asks: "Ready? Let me tell you" humanity

Something is bubbling. Teachers keep talking about their own things. humanity

She finished answering and said: "On this question all". Physically, not

turning to the board, commands: "Okay, now prepare the second

The question"

A half-second pause, a man with a fly wipes out the answer and begins to write everything.

and again. Warrioruk leaves, the ladies turn satisfied to the board.

The second question is "The second question". He begins to ask the question.

for the second time. The class is waiting for the final. Final is four.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12001
 02.11.2008
Show business news:

Phonogram Philip Kirkorov thought about a solo career.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12000
 01.11.2008
From ASI
Hi, what are you doing?
2: I sit on a pair, chew gum, talk in an ass and read a book
I would have thrown you out)
2 is not possible)
1 Why?
I am a predictor

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11999
 01.11.2008
I am studying at a paid in the institute... a lecture... sleeping hunting pipet... standing at a party. And the preponderance of Scuco!! Oret for the whole audience: Sleep, Milla!!! I will call your parents and tell you that your son is sleeping in the institute for money!!! Lectures are broken, we...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11998
 01.11.2008
“Hi Igor, I saw your work on the photo site and I felt a lot of glamour and good technique in them.
The fact is that I am a beginner photographer, I do not live in Moscow and I have an outdated film camera. I can’t print and show a lot of photos and we don’t have glamorous models like you.
You understand in depth it is very hard to break into photographers - especially without a good glamorous portfolio like yours.
Could you send me by mail on the disk files with your photos (those on the photo site and in the UK) in good quality and without your copyrights, that I could print them and show them to my clients as a portfolio? I have a very slow internet and big files I can’t download to my computer
Unfortunately, I can’t make such a portfolio in my own conditions right now. It is also possible if you print out photos and send them to me by mail in format 10 on 15 and A4?”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11997
 01.11.2008
A very cool car, I speak as a man who has been driving for 30 years and has had more than one car in his life, starting with jigguli and ending with the Volga.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11996
 01.11.2008

by 111 :
Today we went to the rock bar in the basement, the body there was the Gypsy, the lady with them we go and rap they wave.
by 222 :
Fuck, you are a fool.
by 111 :
What you do in the basement.

by 222 :
Those

by 111:
The cow didn’t give us (

by 222 :
Poppy, do you think you’ve gotten out? You are warned.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11995
 01.11.2008
I work in support, my boss writes to me.
OS is
You know, I recently came to the mind such a thought... nowhere and never encountered that women's hygiene products were done with bugs... there are no holes in the wrong places. Don’t break, don’t break...
OS is
Why can’t you do that shit?? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11994
 01.11.2008
Zira (01:58:39 23/10/2008)
I sit on the site, filled out a resume, type there work experience (1 year web designer and 3 years web administrator, apache, network configuration, work with local networks, etc.who (Designer, administrator, sapport, iron tester etc.The desired position (IT ultimately) gives me: the server has found suitable jobs:
Expert in sales of elite tiles and sanitary equipment

The pc...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11993
 01.11.2008
xxxh: I had some happy day today =) on geometry and in jaze 5 =) really hurt, well, it’s okay...
YYY:...
Let's go, let's work, the five doesn't get just like that ;)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11992
 01.11.2008
The couple was broken today.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: the girl today brought the first couple an accurately large ice cream on the stick.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Yes, it would be nothing, but when she approached me and shouted, “I’m a dirty fairy!” Turn into a pumpkin" fucked me with this slide on the shirt, alone to the end of the couple was not funny...

HerahunteR (c)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11991
 01.11.2008
Major (15:11:13 29/10/2008)
Hi to you!!! to

CoBecTb (15:13:17 29/10/2008)
(Hello to

CoBecTb (15:14:17 29/10/2008)
Sorry for me, I put Skype, now all the fools from different black countries are eager to show me their pipisky through the web!!!!It is :'(

Major (15:18:30 29/10/2008)
I also need to put it, and suddenly the girls

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