A new Moscow mayor came out onto the square - he did not like various kiosks... No more kiosks.
The mayor of Tverskaya - he did not like the cars parked...
Parking is prohibited.
The mayor travelled on the MKAD - he did not like the shopping centers... The entrances and exits are now reduced.

Please don’t tell him there is a metro in Moscow!

1: how is it right, "hydrogen perish"?
2: The Hydrogen Census
All-Russian hydrogen peroxide

The car has 3 doors:
Open, closed and unclosed.

Sergey: the specialists say that the earth in Moscow is already dead :(
Leo: aaah means worms that crawl on the sidewalks in the rain are zombie.

[21:28:05] Alena is a fool!
[21:28:53] Alona: Yifik yežik ježik!!!! to
[21:29:28] JPG: that
“Why did you come here at such a late hour?! to
[21:29:59] JPG: a date
[21:30:26] Allena: Does a date mean? The computer is cheating.? to
[21:30:33] Alena: With whom is he?
[21:31:32] JPG: with payment terminal

Universal injustice: the pros always hangs, and the puzzles are picked up by the keyboard

I don’t like the word vagina.
Why
I was familiar with the name Vagina. That shit, I’ll tell you.

Ohhhh... I thought I would die...
The preamble. I dug in the navigator, found.wav all the sounds. And for the sake of the spell put on the phone on the SMS the phrase "Access to the post of GAI". (Why do they say not GIBD another question). And literally an hour ago, I go for lunch, I go down to the sidewalk, there are three guards, shape, beige, stone faces... I go down, I have 7 meters to them, and here I AM! Loudly so, "APROXIS TO GAY"! How they were officers! God, I’ve never seen anything like this, forgive me, on people’s faces! I quietly passed by them, they didn’t even move, only touched me with blunt eyes.
© 10 / X

Neurologist at the Military Command:
Do you want to serve in the underground troops?

How long have you spent on this "millions cannot" be mistaken!
There is an ancient parable:
Armintales once walked through the marketplace, and then a crowd of little boys rushed to him, and let him spin around, scream and battle. So Armintales couldn’t stand it, and said, “That’s the free merchant Pirichlius who shares apples behind the corner, and a crowd of children shouted, “Apple, apples!” and ran. Then Armintales pretended that "so many children cannot be mistaken" and ran after them with the same applause of apples.
So that!

You are all dumb and dumb, you are not funny!

A few times instead of "networked prostitute" wrote "networked prostitute".

XXX: Here the dog has done such a defeat.
YYY: Has the clothes broken again?
xxx: Well scratched the headphones, scratched a piece of lenouleum wrote above everything
He is punk!
YYY: This is his action against the system.

I go to work with my husband. On the sidewalk there is a child's toy - a mouse. We walk another meter 20 - one child's gloves are rolled. The husband thoughtfully said, “Let’s go and see, maybe there’s a whole child rolling there?”

The Seven Wonders of Soviet Power
There is no unemployment, but no one works.
No one works, but the plan is executed.
The plan is executed, but nothing to buy.
There is nothing to buy, but there are turns everywhere.
There are rows everywhere, but everyone has everything.
Everyone has everything, but everyone is dissatisfied.
Everyone is dissatisfied but votes "for".

Compare with current life?

The fire at Matan today.
There is a topic of the "determined integral", he believes that the board is all written, and at the end he says "we see that the difference between the lower and upper sum of the Darbu is less than the epsilon. This shows us that the function is integrated at the interval [a;b]... And now let’s prove the equation... hmmm... In my opinion so *writes-writes-writes*... and no, not so((( *writes*, in my opinion so *writes-writes-writes*... and no, again not so... *writes*... maybe so? *writing-writing-writing"... fucking I don’t remember. Do you shoot???In general, write down that the evidence is so obvious that it does not need to be explained.

I forgot to buy the curtains :(

Do you know when I realized it was time to shave?
WOW when?
When I stopped being missed in the school metro

Cooking is a woman’s blood!
Alcohol is there now. C2N5ON and disruption!

American scientists have found that two days off a week is not enough to restore strength, even if you sleep 10 hours.

The Russian government believes that we are loud and need to increase the working day to 12 hours.

Stalin was a tyrant and believed that the Soviet man worked too much and needed to shorten working hours in order to devote more time to cultural life.

It seems that we strive to be like Europe only in driving with the light always on.

Friday the 13th may be worse than Saturday the 13th :(

I was listening to driving lessons.
Driving student: Ivan Ivanovich, and let’s go to the center
Driving instructor (grandfather from Dosafa): you are, in the center, even professionals are afraid to drive!