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[ + 85 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56183
 09.11.2011
Subject, it does not need to be clarified by location
The clarifications in the clips (although substantial) are (usually) superfluous.
Those who end the proposal with a pretext, send it.
The unnecessary analogy in the text is like a shirt filled in shorts.
Remember that in most cases the "om" link can be excluded.
Suffering must be avoided.
A proposal of one word? not well.
Do not use long words where you can use short words.
As Emerson taught: "Do not quote. Report your own thoughts".
Be more or less specific.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Bookmakers, often without any rules, someone feels that something is wrong.
Regulate the vocabulary of words.

c) O. Gregory Pobožin

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56182
 09.11.2011
After the twentieth installation of alt-linux "Centaurus":
XXX: It’s going to start!! to
YYY: Okay, it can’t be that!
Zzzz: Take it off, it’s broken.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56181
 09.11.2011
I bought a printer at home today, saw the toner saving button on it, pressed - the print was cancelled. It is logical that)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56180
 09.11.2011
xxx: I called yyy, what question she wanted to discuss with you.
Zzzz: What is the question? Are you aware?
xxx: No, but she said it wasn’t what I thought. At the time, I was thinking about peelings.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56179
 09.11.2011
Mmm with this girl in this street I lost for the first time
Money and mobile.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56178
 09.11.2011
A lovely computer?
- Of course, dear, I'll play now, sit and sit as much as you can.
and sitting.
Go to bed, will you let me sleep alone?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №56177
 09.11.2011
The most respectworthy fear is the fear of hurting a person.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №56176
 09.11.2011
About the good mayors of American cities paving the sidewalks.

I have a friend Sasuke. He moved to Canada in the late 1990s. For the sake of the children and on the insistence of the spouse. The kids are probably well now. Former wife (with a new husband) And he is thirsty. Foreign is so foreign. Many of his current lives would be jealous.
Encouraging him, he told the story of an American mayor who wrecked the sidewalk for a pedestrian. I admired that story. This is a good example of the Mayor!! to
Sasha smiled sadly. There was also a pavement on his street recently. It is unnecessary for locals, because you are not walking through their endless streets. But! It is paid by the people in front of whose houses it is laid. Sasha also has to pay the portion of the sidewalk that is laid in front of his house. Delayed at 12 years. He will not vote for the current mayor. But paying 12 years of money will still have to.
And I sat down and digested – how the eyes differed from the outside and from the inside...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56175
 09.11.2011
Girls, if you don’t have a terrible girlfriend, think about it.
Per the worst friend is you.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56174
 09.11.2011
Anatidaphobia is an irrational fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.
YYY: fucking
YYY: Now I have him.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56173
 09.11.2011
The financial complaint. The Office. by Oppen Space. Everyone struggles to make serious faces. And here is the voice of the head of the department: "I understand what the problem is! An asteroid is flying..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56172
 09.11.2011
- 4131 and 5057
Ups, I confused you with the calculator: I love you, sunshine.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56171
 09.11.2011
"I don't understand people who talk about how their headphones are confused and how the skill developed to help them disrupt them. I personally never had such a problem.
Even more would. You have been interested in fishing since the age of 12. After wearing a beard that took 40 meters of wood, no headsets are scary.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56170
 09.11.2011
We have freedom of speech, but no one guarantees freedom after that.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56169
 09.11.2011
Valek: Mortgages still take units.The main mass of the generation of the 80s buy cash.Among my surroundings I don't know anyone,who took this cabal,and apartments are inexpensive mostly in the center and in new houses with underground parking lots and enclosed territory.People who know how to turn,be always in the subject easily to 30 years will provide themselves with prestigious housing, and even before.Thank God we don't live in the USSR,I have a lot of opportunities to earn money.
Good day to everyone" and the answer to it just killed))
Igor: Dear Valek, what if everyone is "turning" and not working? Here you come to the store, and it is closed - all the sellers have gone "turns". Approach to the dishwasher, and there is no water - the staff of the water supply departed "turns". You go to the refueling station and there is closed - the refuelling staff "turns".
is normal? Everyone earns, but the apartment is not to buy - because the employees of the judiciary are turning. and real estate agencies employees - too."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56168
 09.11.2011
Listening to Discovery Channel
Destroyer of Legends
The brain of monkeys contains a natural emulsion that allows to make bull members even more elastic.
They are catapulted from the bulls.
d00mw01f: what is it?
Warlock: Well, they brought in a box of bulls. put on the table. Long ones, similar to ordinary ropes
Then the brain was stuck in the mixer. Swimming in the Brains

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56167
 09.11.2011
came a girl on an open job... left a resume.. in the list of upcoming jobs is "insurance agent".
The day has started well!)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56166
 09.11.2011
I have created a "farm". In it several workers smell: collect mushrooms, fish, fruits, garbage, grow vegetables, build huts. Give each a colleague’s name.
Shit, this is the smell!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56165
 09.11.2011
Announced by:
I translate from male to female, from female to male. It is cheap. The body. 555-322-223-111

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56164
 09.11.2011
The Interfax reports:
“A drunk Yakutia MP argued with two peasants and chased them on a tractor, threatening to kill them.”
People are happy :)

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