In Peter was attacked by Milov.What happened more reminds of a joke. A man approached Vitalik (they were all three) and said, “Now I will deprive you of your health.” “Yes, the young man tried to do certain actions in my direction, but the flexible body was intercepted by the steel hand,” he said, noting the reaction of his assistant.
Well, Milov's good guy - and I had time to grasp, and I didn't get in the mouth.

A programmer must get enough to get enough for expensive cheeses.
What if there is no cheese in the country?
XXX: So there will be no need for programmers.

Conversation in the office:
I brought tea, and it was hot.
WOW: Congratulations to you.
He’s gone away, and he’s already cold.
WOW I sympathize.

> and in Saratov there is a jewelry - Golden Rain...

The golden rain is about wealth, large amounts of money (usually mined without effort), abundance, profit.
If you think of something else, maybe it’s your problem? Because of people like you, it’s uncomfortable to call the sky blue.

<Happy_toys> Which trait of your character is the best?
<Angelofnet> I have no traits in character. To me there is a gradient made in polar coordinates.

I encountered at some construction forum, the answer in the topic about the installation of an iron bath:

XXX: I looked at your message, moving the monitor at different angles, even wearing 3-D glasses, but I never saw the photo with the design of the legs. So for now it is difficult to answer your question.

I sent two documents to my colleague by email. Re-called: one of them found a mistake, asks to rectify. Which, I ask you? On the left!

Alla Filimonova: Many tourists are overwhelmed and in a sense ruined by the service. You have to be allowed to get out of your usual comfort zone.

Barbablanca: In the usual comfort zone achievements are measured by "stars" (For example, a hotel "5 stars").

Barbablanca: In the discomfort zone, I suggest measuring the level of fall by spiders. For example, a standing courtyard to assign one spider must have crabs in the kitchen and in the dining room. In a two-spider hotel there must be bugs. There are rats in every room. In the four-spider resort place is strictly on the street with a newspaper on a nail.

IceLoKi: Where is logic in English? Drow is pronounced as Draw and Draw is pronounced as Draw.

From the discussion of the browser.

Is there a sign on the banner?
No, but the opposite.
The Dolphin?

In the end, protein is the opposite of a tiger.

One day he caught a frog.
The squirrel was funny.
He pulled off his foot and the beetle slipped even more funny.
Then he cut off all the legs of the frog, but the frog did not crawl at all, but only lay tired.
You are very boring! He said to the frog.
“Not so,” replied the frog, “I just have no legs.
The reason can always be found! Look around, the world is full of love.
Yes, I agree with the buck.

and c)

On the website of one news agency in the article posted a photo of a large such an official and signature-"to view in full size click the mouse".

Yesterday, a 5-year-old niece was convinced that Princess Celestia is cooler than the rest of the ponies not because she is a princess, but because she is twice as much as others and can pull a more loaded cart.

Can this negatively affect the child’s mental health?

xxx: I worked this SSD for 9 months, then started making strange sounds (heard only at night in total silence, whispering.) In a few days I am sick.

yyy: The probability that your screws at night are connected to the outer world is higher than the probability of scratching an SSD.

The oil went up:

When the dollar was 30p, it was worth $110, or 3300p.
Now, when the dollar is at 50r, it costs $80, that is, 4000r.

How life has changed: before the decent majority hated the prostitutes, and now the corrupt majority hates the decent.

It was told by a friend who left for PMJ in Germany in the mid-90s.
They sit with German friends in a bar, drink beer and talk.
What a difficult language! “A friend says to them, ‘What’s not a word, the hell will break your leg! (Everyone knows that there are a lot of long words in German.)
Well for example? The Germans smiled peacefully.
- Well, for example, Sehenswuerdigkeiten (zeenswюрдигкайтен - those who taught German in the Soviet school from the 4th grade, stumbled on it).
and yes? Hmm... Well, long... And in Russian how does it sound?
In the Russian? Easier than easy! The attractions :)
The Germans are in the dust :)

The beginning of winter. Petr Poroshenko gives the team:
In order to undermine the Russian economy, block the gas pipeline!
In the evening, the Minister of Defence:
“Our border troops have been crushed, large cities have been bombed, the enemy is already near Kiev!
Mosquito had the courage to attack us....
They are not mosquitoes, they are Germans.

News about N. Mikhalkov (1%)
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In the shootings of the film "The Tired of the Sun 2" directly participated famous actors, dublers, operators, make-up makers, decorators, lighting artists, costume artists, pyrotechnicians, microphone makers, sound operators, their assistants and assistants, dozens of ordinary workers, doctors, thousands of people of mass-making and no one had guessed to give him a sapphire scratch on his head?

Mom: If you’re going to scatter sweets everywhere, I’ll kill you.
I: Ugo is okay.
M: The bread also in the bag hid back, or I will kill.
I: Okay okay okay.
Milk needs to be hidden. I will definitely kill!
I: My God, death is guarding me at every step! O-O