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[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120416
 10.11.2015
I read a quote from a year ago:

Roman: a friend paid attention to the fact that the hryvnia most often stabilized to the dollar on the numbers of Fibonacci - 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. The forecast is 21 :)

That’s why, Chloe, you were right. It lasted a long time at 21, and now it is up again. So I am for what. Tell us, humanitarian fools, what is the next number?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120415
 10.11.2015
Mothers give you freedom.
............

I do not know. My grandmother didn’t give me freedom: don’t go there, don’t touch it, don’t do it... No freedom. The limitations alone. You are just lucky with your shoes =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120414
 10.11.2015
This is:
There was, or was not, from the fifth mouth of the quote.

One day in the universe we sat at a lecture on criminology. The teacher monotonously told something not very interesting about the tactics of interrogating witnesses. And suddenly in the middle of the lecture something breaks into the audience with a gun or a knife, pulls the student from the first part and pulls him out into the corridor. Everyone is in shock. And the teacher also calmly and monotonously says that we get the leaflets and describe the attacker. It is worth saying that of the 50 present at the lecture, no one even approached the truth in the description of the "attacker". Personally, I was sitting in the front rows, and my description was so far away that when the “attacker” entered the audience to compare descriptions, it was very embarrassing.

The book "Ordinary Wonders", the Soviet edition, explained things that people considered to be supernatural. The blue cover. There was still experience not at a lecture, but at a meeting of scientists: in the neighboring room training was conducted either by circus, or by theaters, the finish is interesting, read too.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №120413
 10.11.2015
Commentary on the trailer of the game, with a hanging hammer about the Russian special forces

I am the Russian, the son of the special forces, believe there they don't have everything as well as shown in the video, mainly used beards and bulls in the officers of the nobility, there are snails and muskets, and the new ones they see only during a restless sleep in the cascade caves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №120412
 10.11.2015
The mortgage is good when there is a guarantee that you will be able to pay it in any case - whether you will work or not, you will be healthy or sick - you will have to pay. And without options.
yyy: "Ipoteque" is written with one "p" :-)
zzz: So the horse storage, too, is a bad thing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №120411
 10.11.2015
One thing is the laws of the market, another is the concept of the bazar.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №120410
 10.11.2015
The irony of fate or...

A little over a year ago, Alexey bought an apartment in our house. The man is a former (if of course there are) heavy athlete. Even when moving, he probably pulled a dozen stings and stings to himself.
Well, in general, about six months we lived somewhat restlessly - Alexey was regularly drunk and tried to sing. I think at 4 o’clock in the morning to hear behind the door “A tree tree was born in the woods” with a silent voice... Unfortunately something to do – well you understand. The police were called, tried to talk to him while he was sober - all hopeless. Just pulled my hand. And in the evening, some people sang some good children’s song. The reason for his drinking told us one of the guards of the neighbor with our house bar. A wife and a four-year-old child were in an accident with a fatal outcome after which Alexei drank, went into debt, sold an apartment in Moscow, bought in the Moscow suburb, and continued to quash. I agree, it was more than six months ago.

A few days ago I met Alexei (the schedule of my work usually does not allow anyone to meet - when everyone at work I sleep), shaved, in clean clothes, the look is alive again, a lady from the neighboring entrance goes by. They talked.

In general, in his next drink, Lozha got a little confused by the entrances and climbed to his 4th floor. The key to the door did not come. It does not open now - it will open in the morning decided Alexey and lay under the door.
Have you tried to open the door if it was supported by a bunch of kilos so much as 100 in excess? And if the torso is still upset in the dream, what is it pushed? What if the job needs to run away? My son in the garden? What if you are also a strong single woman with a son in her arms? The only solution is to call the police.

The police arrived, two people. They tried to convince Leah to slip from the door. On that, Losha did not wake up and smashed a 5-ruble coin in front of their eyes (his favorite focus) and went to sleep.

Of course, when he woke up he was very embarrassed, but the lady was late to work and take her son to the garden, and there was no sense in the idea - Losha woke up at 10 a.m. (not without the help of the police, of course). Apologized for a long time. And apologize came later, with flowers, candy, and so on.

Now Alexei does not drink, he works as a security guard in the same bar in which he used to quasile, he gets good because 1 Lecha is equal to three security guards from other shifts, and nobody in the sight of Lecha did not try to push the right in the style of "Who are you at all?“”

And Svetlana already has a noticeable stomach. She took her first child out of the garden.

We are delighted with them and look forward to adding them to their family. And children's songs Alexey knows and sings them well... only loudly :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120409
 10.11.2015
Judging by the new cartoons, Charlie Hebdo is again a surplus of journalists.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №120408
 10.11.2015
Juju: What happened to Egor? Circles under the eyes!
Mazenrad: It’s all about lack of sleep.
Juju: It’s more like bluffs after a fight.
Mazenrad: So at first he didn’t fill the strawberries, then the sugar didn’t fill... His buyers stopped.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120407
 10.11.2015
AAA: Do you have a "trainer" for sex
I don’t know how to find a trainer :(
I obviously dislike people, I do not know how to communicate with guys, like a girl, I am a guy in the board.
Ggg: I am a misanthropist, a cynic, a skeptic, an atheist, and therefore a obviously unpleasant grandmother XD

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120406
 10.11.2015
Comments on the tracker to the book Anonymous Author "Authors":
Q: Where are the closets and contents?
A: Sign the protocol first.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120405
 10.11.2015
Patriarch Kirill saw in Russian mass film the cause of degradation.
Have you looked in the mirror?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120404
 10.11.2015
xxx: OZON sent me an offer in the mail to buy a series of books "Public, cheap and tasty table" with a 20% discount.
XXX: at the price of 59432 rubles!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120403
 10.11.2015
Outsider: Marty McFly, ha! Imagine the untouched faces of people who will excavate Futurama in a thousand years!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120402
 10.11.2015
True, there is a period of age when children try to eat everything they see, even parents severely bite.

At this point, please don’t give them that rabbit from which the whole cheese bar started.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120401
 10.11.2015
Is the great neuroscientist Oliver Sacks dying? Humanity, wherever you look, prepare liquid nitrogen! If the brain is frozen in clinical death, then the brain that will be able to tell scientists after freezing up, which other screws, hormones and amino acids need to be twisted, so that everything works as it should!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120400
 10.11.2015
<@ufir> the artist who grabbed his eggs to the red square today set fire to the door of the FSB
<minimus> cut off the ear
<minimus> wondering why he’s not in a dumb still
<@ Átha4oPT Átha> Artist can be offended by anyone

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120399
 10.11.2015
Under the USSR, people had confidence in tomorrow.
Where is the USSR?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120398
 10.11.2015
All paid services, beer at the bar, etc. Just recorded on the number. No need to carry money at all. My husband and I only had the pleasant feelings of staying in this hotel.
Did you leave without paying? It is :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120397
 10.11.2015
Sitting but in the public council of ROSzdravnadzor, the local anti-alcohol organization on both sides is trying to read a lecture on how it is harmful to drink instead of a speech on the topic. The main activist makes the argument:
All people are born sober.
Representative of the trade union, former anesthesiologist:
You think so, that’s not all. :)

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