XXX: You need to get your guy out and talk. depending on what he represents, to offer one or the other
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Is he from Moscow?
XXX: A jump of years?
Yyy : of course! 32 years
YYY: A, already 33
yyy: pipet is now 34=
X:Bla... soon to die of old age, need to be faster

About the Halloween:
Will I wear the worst costume at this glamorous party?
Who will you be?
The Gopnik...

Anett
The fairy told the spouses, “You’ve been a wonderful couple for 25 years, and I want to fulfill one wish for each of you.” My wife said, “I want to travel around the world with my beloved husband.” The fairy waved a stick and the woman had tickets in her hand. And then the 50-year-old husband said, “Of course, it’s very romantic, but this opportunity comes out once in a lifetime. Sorry, my dear wife, but I want a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy waved her magic sticks and... her husband turned into an 80-year-old old man.
Men may be snakes, but fairies are women.
Defiler
Just a stupid man.
Defiler
It would have had to set conditions regarding the grandmother and there would have been a non-violent.

CosmoDream ‎(13:54):
They came in, they told me. They were once awarded their work on the electrification of the women's bathroom. We arrived at the facility, and the electric shield is behind the washing room and steam, i.e. We have to go through the whole hall. Nothing to do. Go to. On the first meters of the uncharted path, their amazons were thrown in with bars and wipes. have withdrawn. The local banker suggested that the ladies very respect people in the specialties. Dress up as a special. The Uniform. Go again. The same warrior Amazon does not recognize: they break up, tell the way, apologize, if something is wrong. In such "heavy" conditions and worked. This is how the spice engrosses a man!

Krop ‎(14:08):
I realized that the delivery of the work will be accepted by the desired people. Find out if there is no need for a communication system. We are all ready to go to pre-project research. And the specialists under this matter would buy...

Early in the morning, the bus is full of people, everyone is in a hurry - who to work, who to study, the grandmother will go to the stop, looking like 70 years old, a little under the closet, approaches a young girl, and let her rub the usual theme for grandmothers - youth, books do not read, does not want to study, does not go to the library, etc., only sex in the mind.
Then a great silence,
And my grandmother says:
Even though it’s not bad either.
The bus lies.

I wonder, but many people here remember monitors with protective screens???? to

I just saw on the tram sticker 'NOT to raise the price of gasoline' What a charm!

Last day was in the hospital... At the exit hanged a picture corresponding to the inscription "And did you not forget to remove the bacillus?"
I read. I laughed and looked at my feet... fucking.

I don’t think I am the only one.)

There are five categories of girls:

1st The Beautiful. But stupidly. Like a valley.
2nd and smart. But terrible. Like my life.
Three Beautiful and smart. Money is frozen. Because they understand that beauty must be invested as long as it exists.
4 is They are beautiful, smart, not obsessed with money. But are busy. Who can go past such a good thing?
5 is Beautiful, smart, not squeezed on money, not busy. But there are no such.

The first is 6. Not very beautiful. and stupid
And point 5 happens, just a look of a beautiful and smart like you...

Peter is a cultural capital.
A few days ago, someone painted at the entrance to the courtyard the most popular wall inscription of three letters. Today I come and see somebody carefully painted the letter U in white, and on top wrote the letter A. Now in front of the courtyard there is a friendly inscription "Hey" :)

Batteries are not heated.
There were some uncles in the specialties.
They fled into the chief’s office. with the beard)
Out in 5 minutes.
We: Well, now it’s getting crazy?
They - or... here a whole hole of air has been lowered and presented as proof an empty hole.)

XXX: Buying a Soldier
I have a debt to give back to my country.)
Q: Is this when I have been able to owe 100 thousand to my country? 0 - O

As we approach at midnight, German is no longer there.

Morning peak on the proletarian branch of the Moscow metro.

Disposition: A 16- to 17-year-old girl sits in a seat next to the door.

In front of her stands a woman, very similar to the girl and matching her in the

The mother. The people who are in your barrel of seals :-)

At the next station in the car is pressed impressive sizes

"Jewish grandmother", of the category "you all owe me". Determining the future

victim, crawls straight to the girl and rugged, rough

The counter-altum addresses her:

Don’t you think you should give up your place?

A woman without thought:

Of course of course! He stood up and wiped out a Jewish grandmother.

A woman sitting in front of him says:

and Mommy! Please sit down!

The mother sits down sharply, the daughter puts her bag on her knees and

Standing in opposite. The train goes on...

People from sleep seconds after 15 catch up with the situation and rush how much

It allows tightness.

Ivan Fuckov http://ivanfuckov.narod.ru

Clash, please apologize, otherwise my husband will call you to a duel!

The duel will be Russian, he will come with the crowd and you will simply be exiled.

The festivals came up with the purpose of wiping out dust near the comp and on it.

Yesterday after listening to a wife's speech, the idea of the perfect woman's gift came to mind. I think it's an ear. Imagine that an ear is placed on the table, a woman sits next to it and begins to talk, talk, talk.

from JJ:
Remember, the penis has no eyes. If he can’t find the right place, help him.”

ALENA
Katya has me a fan of Ppc

Tankist
What is this?

ALENA
Ranetki is a series about schoolgirls, who created their band and sing )))no and all their lives)))

ALENA
And there are such instructive moments as the fact that every schoolgirl should have a condom in her pocket.

Tankist
In my time, schoolchildren were drawn from the series "Guests from the Future"

Tankist
Cole of the sixth B" class did not wear condoms in his pocket. It was a bad series, apparently.

Yesterday the wind rose and began to blow into the hole from the air conditioner in the wall, found a professional balloon with mounting foam and a pistol, the pistol was a worker checked and put on a balloon. The reaction was zero, it started to spin and suddenly it crashed, it crashed and it started to shake the foam, and there was a new 65-liter well, I didn’t waste it and I kept it from the balcony to shake everything and there was snow... it was funny until I realized that the wind to the house and the two entrances of the nine floors were crushed with mounting foam. Waiting for guests.