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[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56163
 09.11.2011
She went out to smoke and let her child play with plasticine. I go back, there is no plastic.
Where is the plasticine?
The NEM!
The shock. The child ate plasticine.
He takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen. There is a bowl on the plate, and there is plasticine in it.
Who is eating raw?

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56162
 09.11.2011
In one of the shops in the British city of Harlow, a 92-year-old retired woman refused to sell whisky because she did not have an identity card that could confirm her majority.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56161
 09.11.2011
Commentary on the Cosplay photo:

I suspect one of them is a boy.
222 is yes. The left is a boy and the right is a boy.
One of them is a girl.
333: both of them

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56160
 09.11.2011
If you have yogurt, it will last longer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56159
 09.11.2011
If a hipster, standing on the bridge, crashes his iPhone, he will be very upset. Not because the iPhone has fallen, but simply you can’t tweet about it right away.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56158
 08.11.2011
If this continues, I will not live until I die.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56157
 08.11.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Three ?

WOW :
Is it... breasts and folds on the stomach?? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №56156
 08.11.2011
I live in Königsberg, so the hobby Digger brings a good income, and also sometimes bricks in pants and sometimes in a helmet. How many times I stopped. The first is illegal, the second is dangerous, and the third is reckless and frightening. and stopped. And when I, a graduate specialist, was offered a job for 11 thousand rubles, I remembered how much more the Germans forgot under our city.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56155
 08.11.2011
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 13:59): How is it right to call or call?
Yalla (01.11.11 - 14:01): call me
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:01): Thank you very much!
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:11): Fuck how?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №56154
 08.11.2011
My son was driving in English today. I sit in the corridor and wait. I hear what they say there. This is the word window. And my teacher says, “Daddy doesn’t like this word, I’d rather say Linux.”

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56153
 08.11.2011
Using the inattention of the buyer, the McDonald’s employee did not smile.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56152
 08.11.2011
Hi, what are you busy? 1. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 2. so it’s just eating, because there’s no place to eat 4 blins ago, and I’m all eating (

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56151
 08.11.2011
I am a gentle and fragile girl!
M: - Apparently from the words "take" and "take"...

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56150
 08.11.2011
An unknown girl knocks in the aska. The further dialogue:
See also: Salute
I say hello)
She is married?
I am divorced
She: Describe yourself
I: Large, thick, scary, bearded - the classic image of the internet of shit ))
She says goodbye.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56149
 08.11.2011
K is

The entire pornography industry is pissing on boys and everyone is happy. But it was worth, fucking, to write and remove one unfortunate Twilight and that’s all! Shaker to Heaven! The girls allowed themselves something interesting for their specific nature. How can they look at that shit?“" Rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up. Everyone has to meet their needs. = = (

Indeed! But, for the sake of justice, you need to either show porn in the movies on all the screens of the country, or, sorry, introduce criminal liability for the distribution of Sumereks.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56148
 08.11.2011
News on the ramp: "In the south of Russia in recent years sharply increased seismic activity".
The first comment:
Long live the seismic activity!! The only activity in Russia.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56147
 08.11.2011
Have you seen the Pandora movie?
YYY: I bought the disc, but I haven’t watched it yet – I’m afraid to open the box.

[ + 49 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56146
 08.11.2011
I drive in traffic jams, a truck in front of it, it is cautiously written: "Curiously, don’t get caught".

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56145
 08.11.2011
Zzzz: You guys, who are you studying to?
XXX: The Master
I am only up to the bachelor.
Sss: and I am to the archive ;[

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56144
 08.11.2011
A friend of mine had a soldering station with the same soldering station. Until the flow is gone.

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