I stayed with a colleague in the department two instead of five.
The boss refused to pay.

So many ideas for organizing the work process emerged:
Now we take the phone twice out of five incoming calls.

I forgot to turn on the fax :)

Tomorrow I will carry discs with old games - we pursue the net
Life is beautiful

Why Rosneft iPhones?? to
Pick up... Seagull!

here here :
to this:

About children and stories.

Once I come to a girlfriend with my five-year-old child, and she has two children, 5 and 7 years old. I propose to go with them to the theater for the children’s opera "Terremok".
I think opera, isn’t it too difficult for such little children?
She drives me:
Isn’t it too late for such adult children to go to somewhere there?
Her son asks curiously:
What is a prison?
This determined the fate of the cult. Everyone went to education.
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So, you would also "illuminate" would not hurt.

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What is actually, isn’t it? "Education" is precisely through "E" it is written. Or should they be educated?

Do not put on the phone calls in the DABSEP.
We are sitting in the dining room right now, and a colleague comes to lunch next to us, standing behind us. And then from his pants suspicious trellis played, unpleasant you know, we were still sitting and eating.

I sit at work and look out the window:

In the window on the horizon the sunset, on the window of the cactus, Texas is his mother.

First, I want to see my sweet, brilliant, wonderful husband in reality. And your fucking raids, dunes, and other pixel hats don’t interest me! I want to watch a movie, play with a dog, and more — and all with my legal husband. If I want to do it alone, why then get married?
and...
This is "Nymph"! Which fruit did you go for as a gamer? Didn’t you have a good "good family"? Did you accept a guy’s pleasures, clogging his eyes and clogging his ears, just not to see that he has hobbies, BUT your “family movies”? Does he have to change and give up everything he lived before the wedding for your beautiful cow eyes? Maybe you’re going to give up your habits, not he? Per you look like him on raids and taxes instead of movies and games with dogs? Honestly, a ranger-damager can also play a cow-handed creature. I don’t understand what the passion is to take a person who doesn’t please you in something very important, and try to break him on the knee. Girls, boys, look for a couple that suits YOU PERSONALLY, and don’t throw on what happened next door. Home boys are good masters. Give up gamers - gamers-"eternal students". A woman-"assistant and associate" - a beginner businessman. Everyone will be happier than they are now. Truth is, I knew.

The Iridian Iridian:

My bones have a very specific appearance. As far as my parents are from Baikal, my father has some distant roots there, if I am not mistaken in the name. And here is my mom is Russian, my dad is Russian, outwardly the most ordinary, and he has buryatic traits. Moreover, it was obvious to me from the first meeting that the traits are northern, not southern, but the people in us see something like this and immediately write in Uzbek.
This is how he works construction. He comes to the facility, and he had a trucker hired, who was constantly travelling with him, and he was just typical of such a Slavic appearance - a healthy blonde-haired guy. And that means that the head of the object, who sees them for the first time, approaches directly to the carrier, clearly thinking that the chief, and Kostya hired, begins a conversation about the work and asks, kiwa on Kostya - "Is this at least in you speaks Russian?" Then he was extremely uncomfortable.

I have my nipple broken off.
- Aleksey: che@la 0_o
Lena: I don’t understand why.
In the wheel.
Lane in front
- Aleksey: ahah)))

X: I don’t want to work.
WOW: And who wants it?
I want to put a piece in a piece.
WHO in whom?
Tag: in the car
WOW O_0?
Fuck the car!
WOW...

xxx> I'm so glad I didn't dream of yesterday's clowns
Yyy> what are the clowns?
xxx from the circus. There they had a room with a rabbit and a hunter and a rabbit section of a hunter to cowards under the song of Joe Cocker, and then turned into an inspector in shape. Tagged gay porn
yyy> o__O throw
xxx> well the kids in the room laughed
yyy> the more chewing
Well there was a ballet show of half-naked girls with tails and hairstyles such as predators... children shouted disappointedly - and when there will be real tigers.
yyy> that is. Did they stupidly replace all the animals with naked aunts and gay uncles? As in the spirit of time.

I take a lecture in America. The architect talks about his most successful and expensive public building project. The phrase goes through: “In the end, the price of the building was incredible $500 per square foot!” and all of those whisper and say “Wow!” I stumbled and it turned out to be about $5,000 per square meter.

This is how I understood that the Moscow Khrushchevs are cooler than the most expensive American projects.

The all-encompassing desire to go to bed early, dissipated by the evening, literally a vicious circle, the exit from which is constantly lost from sight.

Two kids are trying to find out who my phone belongs to.
YYY: Probably not for you :)
XXX: It is true

A friend in China. I told you how they live there.)
Once we met Chinese women, we went to the local karaoke, we swelled, and then when we were in a taxi, they were like, we would go with you, but you are from Europe, you are huge, we are afraid, let's do better with a mine or then somehow, but how terrible, you break us along, and I'm sitting and thinking: like a compliment, and like you threw me, and like a mine you can agree.

To this and to him:
In the collection of names: Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk region, sport-BAR - "Barsuk".

You would send it all to Zadornov better, it’s according to his profile. They are tired of their bats.
I apologize for posting such content.

An old Jewish joke.
Abram came home and saw Sarah lying naked on her bed.
Sarah, why are you naked?
Abram, I have nothing to wear.
Why is there nothing to wear? He opens the closet. See: red dress, blue dress, goodbye, black dress, green dress...

XXX: And in general, it would be nice to see you in socks and a corset...YYY: Do you want to see me in this image? Do you want to know what is needed for this?
XXX is okay?
YYY: Do not eat!! to

Why do you have a stick in the wheel?
This is here.

xxx: Please tell me, I have a long seam on my penis, and from childhood, what is it?
Show the Venereologist
Zzz: This seam can fall away like the tail of a frog.
www: "Long show" - you lust yourself))

XX: Write an aforism about life!
yyy: "All believe – money is not enough" :)

Here:"To this: "The humor of the owner of the wedding salon "Ophelia" - nothing compared to the humor of the founders of the airline "Icar"."
The same humorist probably in Kazan called the pharmacy "Stix"."
And in the same city of Kazan, the food store - "Anchar"
And in Saratov there is a jewelry – Golden Rain.