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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11970
 01.11.2008
She: I dreamed of having sex with you... And we were stabbed by dad... :-) but we were not confused, but continued. Dad did not leave the room. I asked him to leave... and he said he’t leave because I’m in his maid.
Sex was nothing like that.
It is O_0

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11969
 01.11.2008
After another blink, I try to complain to my girlfriend, but accidentally got the wrong window...

I (12:45:31 29/10/2008)
Fact of Moscow

I (12:45:51 29/10/2008)
My boss grew up a fox, and I grew up on my forehead and I was caught right between the brain hemispheres!!! to

Chairman (12:46:27 29/10/2008)
Pash, come to me! I have not finished yet!

0_o
@smodei

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11968
 01.11.2008
To the quote:

Dedmorozzz: The document you are looking for in the room for 2 weeks is in the scanner. Tagged with"

Fuck you guys thank you!! I was looking for a woman’s passport all over the apartment for a month!!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11967
 01.11.2008
Maybe not everyone knows, but from Mickey Mouse to the atomic bomb on Wikipedia, there are only five transitions.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11966
 01.11.2008
The desert. 200 meters around nothing, naked soil. In the middle of the sign "Beware of the trains!". I suddenly looked around, hiding behind my back... xD

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №11965
 01.11.2008
This is what others mean.)

FORALDO: yesterday VKontakte message came from you that you have a girlfriend who is participating in a beauty contest and typically goes texting, typically came out SMS on such a number please and I am grateful to you))) short broke you page.

A: It was a matter. I hope you didn’t know to send anything?

Forald: Yes, I took it right away.

afanalon: well how do you know... the floor fuck all the friend-list goes, today I check: 70% - "old, clean the computer"", what a fuck", the other 30 - "will be done, Goshan! It is good!" )))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11964
 01.11.2008
by Niformalexx:
I have noticed another phenomenon in the artists.
and spot:
Which?
by Niformalexx:
I can’t remember how clever.
by Niformalexx:
Caroche is when someone has done something and meant "stitch"
People looked and said
It’s not just "bubble", it’s also "bubble"
The author says "Yes you"
and spot:
I honestly don’t understand you right now ?
by Niformalexx:
and then the critics: it’s not just a "stack", it’s a "official stack"
by Niformalexx:
This is not "Bubben"
The "Shamanic Bubble"
by Niformalexx:
And if you look from the other side, then there’s "bubble"
and the author then "ah well, I’ll try to look from the other side"
"Sleep and Sleeve"
by Niformalexx:
"epta, and the shamanic drum"
"and the stick then turns out to be an official"
"Here's what a genius" (and I'm chewing in the back of my head)
by Niformalexx:
) exactly
This is called hidden meaning.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №11963
 01.11.2008
N is
Uncle Oleg, help me to find Roman Oblomov "The Light Light in the Dark Kingdom"

R is
Something to find?? to

Nashville (14:58:29 26/10/2008)
Roman Oblomov "Ray of Light in the Dark Kingdom"

R is
The MDA...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11962
 01.11.2008
Why is there no mixed status? I want one: At work, angry, depressed, but ready to talk.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11961
 01.11.2008
From the Auto Forum:
Whoever buys the right for the lamb, he will also take off the eggs on the bike.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11960
 01.11.2008
a$ (20:03:44 26/10/2008)
Do you want to ask the President? Site is
GN (20:04:48 26/10/2008)
I want to ask two questions.
1. removing posts of type "translation bear"
If so, how often such posts emerge

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11959
 01.11.2008
mlarsov
In class 6 I got caught up with scratches - scratches that are behind the stove... made a big terrarium... the whole windowwork was occupied.... they broke up there just... the fertile pets were... but they were silent, which I was very upset... I come from school - a nightmare - I forgot to close the window...!!!  A couple of disabled people and infants.  The whole army broke up to master new lands...it’s just a uvertura.

Cassiope9I
Okay, I didn’t get a shark.)

mlarsov
In short, these insects (I said - bad ones), ran through the ventilation throughout the entrance.   And it happened – Z A P E L E!!!   A hundred or two, but it was like a million!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11958
 01.11.2008
To the quote:
here when yesterday or yesterday home returned: cold...dark...terrible...going pits..I think"no, everything, whisper"..and they, not noticing me, pass by..and from them it is"bearded puppies, contracts!"
and ?

Must be better. I was scared, Hole.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11957
 01.11.2008
From hand to hand:
I sell the processor! The double!, 17 inch monitor, keyboard, mouse, columns.
Everything is in perfect condition, I sell. I move to another city.

Yulia... by tel.:...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11956
 01.11.2008
XXX is
Why is your status so strange?
"Don’t take the kids to the Cross Island"

YYYY
Because I had a driving class there.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11955
 01.11.2008
Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 has the following requirements:
Minimum 75 GB available HDD space

The first opinion - probably forgotten between 7 and 5.

Then I read on and the people say they have not forgotten!!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11954
 01.11.2008
The xxx:
How to write small letters?

YYYY :
Write this, you get it :)


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11953
 01.11.2008
You love, girls, simple romantics
Courageous pilots and sailors.
Let go, girls, home boys,
They shouldn’t have their poor mosque!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11952
 01.11.2008
oRb: (19:18:23)
Shall we go for a walk?
oRb: (19:18:33)
It is raining (
ArtisticSoulJah: (19:19:14)
Yes, that’s one of the reasons I don’t go here with a girl ?
oRb: (19:19:53)
> + I am here with a girl;)
Then I and my knee will go to you.
ArtisticSoulJah: 19:20:21)
Come, she doesn’t mind... she’s like me ?
oRb: 19:21:07)
> such
A rubber thing? O_O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11951
 01.11.2008
Erwin
torrents.ru proudly stands and repels all counterattacks

Erwin
The 16th Division of the Third Fallout.

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