Do you want to attend a pyjama party?
Wow, where and when? Will the hood be loaded? Or will they be accepted again?! to
Ohhhh... again? O_O

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Here is a report on the subject. Sectures, Religions, and the mouth in general. You have to find out everywhere.
xxx :D
Why are you laughing?!! to
XXX: The report is submitted. At the end of the note: "During the writing changed 3 religions and 12 sect")))*CRAZY* :D

You pay twice, but save money.
by Yuri Tatarkin

My apartment is so poor that every time I bring someone to visit, I have to shout, “O God, I have been robbed!”

The horse name.

I do not know the linguistic reason, but many Czech surnames go without endings (s, -ev,...).
For example, in Russia you will often meet "Baranov", while the "parent" from the Czech Republic will have the surname simply "Baran" (Beran).

There is a friend from the Czech Republic with the name "Kozel". He told the story:

They were flying some company to the sea on vacation.
Waiting for the flight is boring - the only pleasure: bar and drinks for 18+.
It should be noted that there were a couple of other people in their company.
The animal names.

In the bar it became fun - for the time no one is watching :-) Suddenly they hear the speaker, pressed by laughter, transmitting to the entire airport: Kozel,
Suslic and Yizik go to the departure zone immediately!

Together with the renaming of the militia to the police, in order to solve the problems, I propose to rename the UAZ to JEEP, the VAZ to Mercedes, the ruble to the dollar.

She: Well, I don’t like the taste of sperm, here I spit out. Have you tried it yourself? At least his
He: No... what does "at least his" mean? O_O

Tinki: Hey... it’s now broken. Did you know that the body of admin is covered with a sweater over time? I take off the sweater in the office and put it on my shoulders. Now suddenly I realized that I, like Heracles, am wearing the skin of a murdered admiral.

I read BOR not for laughter, but rather simply by habit.

Announcement of acquaintance:

"I want a guy, so that all straight paths, so that he looks me in the eyes and around all the viu viu, took my hand and straight pj pj!!!!! to
I need a pirotechnic..."

Fuck you, you have gone! Billions of people can be mistaken. They can! They can!! to

The Germans smile surprises with eyelids Ö_ö and the Estonians with eyelids Õ_õ

American producer Dino de Laurentiis has passed away. At one time, he bought the rights to screen the novels of most great authors, including the Bible.
Note: It’s even scary to imagine who he bought the rights to screen the Bible from.

We played the whole department in the counter... After an hour’s break, the girl gives out:
I like to play with Damir less than I like to play with PISA in pop!
We only got to the point when we cracked out that the guy Nick had Pisy v pope!

What else is good about Sarah Connor besides that single song?
Son of John Connor)

xxx: then consider this thesis: "I am not lying that I am lying"
As I always lied, so now I am lying that I am not lying.
I mean, I lie that I am lying.
XXX: I am not lying.
XXX: I am not lying.
The first phrase is that I am not lying that I am lying.
XXX: I am really lying
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The theme of the forum "The sound of a working engine like Porsche or Lamborghini"
YYY: Imagine crashing from the cross with the loud sound of a water slide into the UNITAZ!!A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A...

Comments on the news "A mysterious slide in the sky over California turned out to be a trace of an aircraft"

It wasn’t a rocket, it was...
Light from Venus reflected from the upper layers of the atmosphere and caused a blast gas explosion!

How do you know if a girl is a virgin without asking her directly?
It is worth shouting the following numbers into her vagina: 7, 3, 11, 85, 40, 92.
Try to do it unnoticed.

The most terrifying phrase of school childhood: “Yes, and now we clean up the textbooks and get the double leaflets...”