Yes, I demand a million euros and a helicopter to Venezuela

I think with a man who plans to fly a helicopter to Venezuela,
It is possible to pay in dollars made on Xerox.

The new head of the Ministry of Defense has been appointed Governor of Moscow Sergei Shoigu.
Former Defense Minister Serdyukov has been appointed director of the furniture store.

Okay, read this one, it’s small.

Why is there no analog programming technology? I understand that large sizes, that glucose can not be analyzed (most spouses with such:)) and a repair master for a month to call... but the figure is not much better. Buy a new device. Read it above. And the repair of most of them is expensive... "Rubins", "Horizons", "Urals" and every other equipment, it was with the soul! Wabal from his feet and paches, even better than before... Loved life very much! I am crying (

The left hand broke. I think loudly:
When my left hand is itching, it’s for money or I’ll say hello.
Without leaving the newspaper:
I will not give or let.

On one women’s forum theme "Man washes at night"
- the main thing is not snoring, but weeping)I sleep very sensitively, I can't fall asleep because of this.I sneeze all night in the side)))Tell me what this can be related to and how to get rid of it?
The first comment:
For a long time, don’t don’t?

Commentary on the tattoo in the form of a barcode:
Wait, soon it will be free.

Prologue is shit.
WOW: Here you code in normal language, more or less coding, okay, norm. You cuddle on the prologue - and fucking like you smoked. You seem to be coding too, but this kind of hell and shit is unimaginable, where the smell can be described by a chair, and time - purple.

I recently got the rights and bought a car. Because the roads in the village are bad, we had to take a frame SUV. The car is solid and not for newcomers. She hanged a crying sign, but only from behind, and from the sides and from the front can not, the overview closes. Do drivers need to sign that I am a newbie? Then my brother, a driver with a traineeship, says to me, "If anything, someone is going to cheat on you, you the middle finger up and point to the window, as a symbol of a crying sign, such as "I am a newbie, I am a newbie."

I go, show, and we found a half city newbie. I say to him, “I’m a newbie” and he answers me, “Yes, I’m a newbie,” and it’s so ugly... for some reason.

Q: What is your favorite number?
Wow, there is no such thing :)
Oh, you are a humanitarian.
Q: Which letter is your favorite?

She cried through the whole apartment:
I need dead bodies for school tomorrow!! to
O O O O O? Asya, go down and repeat what you need?
The bodies!
Assy, whose bodies do you need: human, animal, insect?
and human! - here in my head grows a plan, as we are now urgently going to the morg of the first city hospital to negotiate the body of the child for work.
“Hedgehog, rice, seeds... I need crops for work,” Asya repeats.

In the morning I want to sit at the table, and in my place, as appropriate, the cat lies.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Let me sit!
And she stands up and changes the dislocation so that I have enough space.
They are from another planet, and sometimes they burn.

My younger sister went to the gynecologist, 19 years old. A doctor is sitting, filling out a card, the classic question: “Are you a virgin?” Sister: "Yes" The doctor’s eye is 0_o "what, at all????Q&A: I didn’t even find anything to answer.

<opium> I invented a new emoji
<Opium >
Opium> is a ninja

C this hospital smoothly turns into a cat: I sleep again. Sometimes I eat eggs.

Xxx: I used to attack a cat in the dark, and now even a robot vacuum cleaner!
Yyy: What, meucal or whispered?
Xxx: Nothing but the wrath of the march was hidden, as if the rubbish did not fall into the tapes.

Maybe it is very annoying when the head hurts and the husband is not?

It's shit when you're stuffing something and you don't know what to do with it and at the same time in those. Support calling is not an option...because those. The support is you =(

Talk to a familiar business lady.
I: She’s generally nothing, looks, brains, money... but, fucking, why can’t she remove the whims?
Friend: Well, we often don’t notice the elementary things that are right under our nose. This is literally =D

The wise is not the one who laughs at stupidity, but the one who uses it.