I went out for a walk with a nice guy from the internet. We walked in the park, it was very fun and enjoyable. After all, I liked him. I wanted to eat, but I didn’t want to interrupt the walk, and I didn’t want to get tired in the cafe, so I offered to go to the burger king, because I want to buy myself something to eat. I went in, I approached the terminal, he went to the box office. When I was almost done with the choice, he approached and added a couple of hamburgers to MY order. I was surprised, maybe he would pay with his card, but no, he looked at me.

It seems to be all, right?

Yes, I suppose I agreed.

He waited a few seconds, but seemed to have done nothing. Well, we liked each other, and the amount is not that big. Somewhere I will pay for him, somewhere he will pay for me. They paid and ate.



On the second date, he wanted an ice cream. We approached him, he chose, he gave him ice cream, he left. Do I have to pay the type? Maybe Naomi doesn’t have it. I bought it and paid for both. I decided to talk about it next time. I am embarrassed what to do.



The next date should have had a continuation. We met to sit in a cafe. He invited because the weather was not good for him. I didn’t mind walking in the rain. The place where we came was... Well, not the cheapest, but not like Pushkin. Usually the account for two I got there was about 2, 5-3k. The young man went to the toilet, and I called the waitress and asked to count us apart. I am what I order, he is what he ordered. He came back and we made orders. I ordered a salad, cake and tea, but the young man ordered a steak, seafood salad and some expensive non-alcoholic cocktail. I wasn’t worried about it, because I warned the waiter, so I just the evening and thought that if he would behave well today, I’t mind becoming his girlfriend. The ordered knight was not enough, he asked for some more pasta with seafood, I asked after that to bring the bill, because after an hour the transport stopped. The young man ate, brought the bill, he looked at me. Apparently, he did not plan to pay at all. But he did not notice that the number was two, because they were lying on each other. I called the waitress, paid with a card, thanked and gave the cupcake right into his hands. “What will you pay with a card?” - asked the waitress of my gorge-satellite, whose eyes were five rubles, when I was moving away from the cafe.

After that he wrote to me and asked why I left him alone in the cafe, tried to call, even once waited at home, only at the entrance opposite (the house with the letter P). A week later, he wrote that he didn’t need a girl who thought only about money. I don’t know what’s going on with him now, but I hope he doesn’t do that anymore.

by Habr
We urgently need a regulatory law to regulate regulators, or they are already uncontrollably regulating everything in a row.

I am not a hunt in my life. I don’t care what a person believes, with whom he sleeps and what he eats. I think it’s everyone’s business, and the main thing is not to impose my own interests on me. But not everyone thinks so.
A vegetarian girl came to work. I don’t care what she eats. A lot of food is sold in the stores for her, in our working dining room too, it is possible to have a vegetarian lunch - her rights are never infringed. I never asked her why she didn’t eat meat, why she didn’t prove its usefulness, why she didn’t give up meat. In short, I did not touch this topic at all. But every time we come to the dining room and find ourselves at the same table, every time she begins to call me a body-eater, calls to my conscience - how I don't feel sorry for the beasts, ticks me in the face with the phone with articles about the harm of meat, seeing in me a coat with fur or leather shoes begins to show pictures of encouraged animals and prove that the skin is removed from them alive and so on. I correctly kept silent for the first two weeks, then told her to look into her plate, and not into mine, and finally dropped away from me! She’s offended and now tells the whole office that I’m a terrible bullshit and hamlo, and that’s because I’m a meat-eater, but they’re all, vegetarians and vegans are the best people.

But I know clubs where there are special programs for women taking into account the stages of the cycle, with women engaging in general separately from men - in another room and with other trainers.

My friends had a club. Women must engage in a separate room, enter through a separate entrance, be in a canvas, with long sleeves and a gate under the throat, clothes of free cover. During the red days it is forbidden to appear in the hall.

Galatea23: I came here to 4 lessons in learning Korean. I make the simplest proposals. Yesterday I extended the book to Andrew: "Igous Czech Imida". He replied, “I think you have the code.”"

Everyone’s life begins and ends the same way. Only the package is different.

I went to my relatives in Germany - my wife's sister married to a German (indigenous, present).
When I arrived, I had a stomach disorder. The pills offered by the hosts gave a zero result. Therefore, I had to resort to a folk remedy - vodka with salt. After a while I was frozen (the air conditioner in the car was to blame). Again, "popular medicine" is vodka with pepper. After a while, the knee began to sink, operated a few years ago. The sister’s husband comes, holds a bottle of vodka in his hands and asks, “What will we add this time?”

Kadyrov is unhappy that the Ministry of Finance is going to cut the budget of Chechnya. He said that the money of Chechnya was given by God. I don’t understand... what are the claims to Minfin?

I found a bag in a softin, tried to send a bag to a bagtracker. When adding a bag, it gives an error. The company has a group of VCs, decided to write there. There was such a dialogue.

I: Hi, you can't get a bug here in the bagtracker, it gives a mistake.
TT: Thank you for taking note. If the bagtracker works, write to us.

Neradence: No, I just had a psychotherapy session from Victor today.
Opium is successful?
Neradence: Not that word. He listened to me and then said, "I never understood how you complain about the fact that men don't give you a passage, and that you're ugly and stupid at the same time."
And all that. I could not go further.
Opium: A psychologist from God.

News on Yandex: Curiosity found on Mars a metal meteorite of unusual shape
>> is this the case? Brother, are you that? and :)

Job walked out of the rubble of the house, looked around the burned fields, the swollen corpse of sheep, the trees eaten by worms, thoughtfully nodded his eyebrows, and then raised his eyes to heaven and asked:
Do you have any problems? Do you want to talk about it?

Bormor ©

It reminds me of the 90s, we had 30 branches, so here I sit in one of them, a brother in a backpack runs in and says: Now you are working with me. I’m your roof....I say: leave the phone, you’ll be called....NEa- says- Last time left 3 years gave))))

xxx: but how is it concise to call a person with a very high level of intelligence, but extremely ugly character?
yyy: I recently saw on some stand a very suitable name for this description of Mudrak...

You are my beauty.
You are my throat.
XXX is haha!! to
I will now put you on my finger!
YYY: O_o
YYY: ahahahaha! 1!
YYY: What if some Frodo takes me away from you to the Mordor and there tries to put on his fingers?
I will then find this Frodo and bite his finger.
YYY: But not at all. I will not bite. But I’ll cut it out exactly. > and

– You listened to a lecture on the subject of strict typing.
I am in a movie circle!
What a strict guy you are!

– Inquisition... Installation... Insinuation... Initialization... Interpretation... Industrialization... Identification... Inactivation... Investment... Inhalation... Inflation... Influenza... – for half an hour the warehouse manager tried painfully to remember what exactly she needed to do before the end of the working day. Finally, she recalled “inventory,” but said something quite different, a completely unprinted word. (From my personal experience today)

The mayor of Kiev Vitaly Klitschko issued another pearl. During an interview, the mayor explained why he stopped loving snow.

In general, before I was the mayor, I loved snow so much! Something new, fresh and white. And now I started to hate snow because it needs to be cleaned, and very quickly,” the former boxer admitted.

In short, if the snow had a mouth, Klitschko would have filled it.

I sit and drink tea. In front of me stands an ordinary bank with extra salt. On the label is written with the greasy font "FIT FOR ALL TIPS OF USE".
I know what the designers mean.
I do not understand why I think of intranasal, intravenous, rectal methods of use.

xxx: Remember, I repaired a faulty assy, there was one payment dropped?
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx: surprisingly, but he even with one bitten chip makes his colleagues at speed
xxx: the firmware is the same everywhere, the settings too, they usually work on the same pool
YYY: The reason is obvious
XXX: What is it?
He’s afraid you’ll bite again.
XXX is HUGE!
XXX: This option cannot be ruled out.