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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11950
 01.11.2008
From the ASK:

by Kara:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Kara:
I am crying ?
by Kara:
I just walked in and there is a picture on the right...
The troll:
Which?
by Kara:
Ruby is something... in the background of someone’s mouth.. increase.. and he says "Hello. I am 20 years old. I am a beard. I live with my mom. The troll. The liar. And the Virgin"
The troll:
GADY
The troll:
I have 20
The troll:
I live with mom.
The troll:
I don’t shave for the second week.
by Kara:
:D :D :D
The troll:
I am not a virgin!
by Kara:
This is revenge ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11949
 01.11.2008
xxx: It seems that from the new topic comes what I wanted – a pure, unmistakable argument, logic, and clear mind.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11948
 01.11.2008
The word "halup" is extremely undesirable in business correspondence, no matter how figuratively you are expressed, remember the letters "x" and "z" are located on the keyboard insidiously close)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11947
 01.11.2008
People, and you can from time to time in the abyss to write some rules on Russian, chemistry and algebra... I need to get ready for EVA :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11946
 01.11.2008
and moluscous. On the shore of the sea in Northern Ireland found a mole that lived 405-410 years! The age was determined by counting the number of rings on the shell. Unfortunately, as a result of these manipulations, the mollusk died.

410 years to live and die from what someone wanted to count the jump you lived

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11945
 01.11.2008
on track: "Who understands in Sopromate!!! VIP for 6 months"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11944
 01.11.2008
xxx (16:20:19 27/10/2008)
And I chatted to DNX to break out I can't have it there fucking spambot
xxx (16:20:39 27/10/2008)
Here is how to answer such a question.
xxx (16:20:41 27/10/2008)
The most famous city of Belarus
xxx (16:21:03 27/10/2008)
I have a helper in Belarus and it says Gomel and it doesn’t fit either.
yyy (16:21:24 27/10/2008)
Bobrysk
xxx (16:21:45 27/10/2008)
Fuck it!! to
xxx (16:22:56 27/10/2008)
has fallen!


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11943
 01.11.2008
<Annyshka> Poor girl
<Nicolas> Z ljk,jt,
<Nicolas> I am a bullboy
<Annyshka> bulbo?
<Nicolas> Dumbloob
<Nicholas> The Frog
<Nicolas> I am a friend
<Annyshka> well it is not to pronounce
<Nicholas> and
<Nicolas> Delfine
<Annyshka> is it good?
<Nicholas> Bishop
<Nikola> and
<Annyshka> Does the pen hurt?
<Nicolas> fuck you in the mouth!! to
<Nicolas> I am a DOLBOEB I!!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11942
 01.11.2008
I read in the morning! Status of my contacts:

P is Hi! My name is Dmitry. I am 22 years old and I'm an alcoholic.
R is a loser!! No matter how low it sounds.)
A: The apathy regime included.
C: joined the group "Alcoholicus Anonymus".
Fuck it is a horse.
A: The butterfly.
P: Sunny, I love you too)))))) Let’s talk about it in the woods))))).
Better late than 30 years later with three children.
I am still alive ?
I’m in Nirvana ? ?
C: Drunk with tea :) Waiting for the arrival...

I guess I missed it???

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