My friends, it was the case, bought the one-year-old son in секоnd-hende a coat-coat, like a motorcycle. Stretching, stretching - everything seems to be normal, only the sleeves are short and stitched. When carefully examined, it turned out: a jacket for a bulterier.

As practice shows, a quiet cry: “Well, no hero to yourself!” It attracts more attention than a loud appeal: “Citizens!”

Well, I realized that for some girls Halloween is the only opportunity to go through a facebook check in the club :(

We stand with a friend, whose girl is in a position, in the store at the box office:
He: See how much condoms are worth (showing on durex)
I: And what is that?
He: It can be broken down!
I don't think for a long time: I watch you dohuya saved))

The context:
A friend tells about a device developed and assembled by their company, which they sent to Germany to the buyer of this device. My friend is a programmer.

"And another joke:
We sent him to Germany, there the type was a German, and tested it on bugs (speaking the type: I found a bug...). I corrected it in parallel. Then the device burned (but it wasn’t because of me): We explained him there by Skype how to turn it off and so on. He disassembled it and said: Oh, I found a real bug!!! to

And there was the dead cow of God lying inside.)
It’s just because we had their dohuya here, they just slipped everywhere, and one got there))
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An announcement at the entrance “...In our entrance appeared ONANIST!” comes at different times of the day, turns off the lights and blows.
It also liked: “... men don’t stay disinterested!” and “Let’s work together to solve this problem.”

Invisible: on what topic the collage to do!? to

I : what?

Question: What theme to make!? to
Is it more understandable?)

I: What other collage?

Nana Kakaakuyu Teteemmu Mu College Doing!!?? to

I: Do you have all the processes only increasing the volume works?)

We are here "Pjessa"

Piece: Hello to all! I think people can read nick.
X is shit! Hi to you!
Y: The Prayer
Z: Welcome to write!

xxx guys help me! My phone doesn’t turn on or turn off.
Zzz: Do you have Schrödinger’s phone?

AAA: I was talking there with a guy from Bahrain, he says, I was with you in Moscow, Pepez, everything is so expensive. I lived in a hotel – $3,000 per night room, and here in Thailand everything is cheap.

XXX: Should he have answered this way: Just 3 pieces per night? What, did you live in the hostel behind McDom? Fouu, the Bahrain castle.

VVV: And the poor.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
How is the weather?

YYYY :
See where)
On the Canary Shades.
As in Australia.
in Thailand +40

The xxx:
Where are you???

WOW :
I am in the cold dark Moscow.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Where is the positive?

YYYY :
I think in Thailand.

xxx:Oh, what a contribution to my life made Soviet cartoons))So far, I eat a sausage sandwich down)and really taste better))

Argont: The perfect breast size (for me at least) is like logitech mx revolution
you put your hand on your chest and immediately feel something native

comments on the website of the online store in the headset section (own post on headsets for $ 1.5k)
I sold my ears, I bought my ears, I am satisfied.
+ good sound
You have no giraffe.

I have a hat. Last year I got in touch with my mom... so I go on a bus, and the little girl goes to her mom: Mom, who is it? Why does she have her eyes on her hat? ?

All married couples are a circle of youths. They put each other’s rings and track each other’s migration in any part of the world.

Discussion of the article on the contradictory image of the ideal woman:
Nata is
Yes yes, of course. And I remembered an old joke: a single man comes to a marriage agency. He is asked what he wants to see in his chosen woman. He: I want to have a low height, not to talk all the time, and love fishing. You should marry a penguin.

The guest
Well, women dream of a pumped athlete with press cubes, so that at the same time he was an intellectual, male and leader in life, but at home he loved to wash dishes, cook, loved to talk about women's problems, understood what PMS is and looked at his woman with loving eyes (directly through the ridiculous and cynical pimple for which she loved him). And yes yes. He’s still going to be a single lover, with the mega-superman in bed.

Me: I will give you a laxative in coffee!
She: I have a grocery grandmother, I know how to get rid of diarrhea in five ways!
Me: Where were you when I cooked the saverma at home???? to

by VIT.

xxx: 99% of people forget the regulator after passing the exams
The regulators NEVER show those logical poses from a well-known book, he shakes his hands, whispers in the right direction, matte the road, and with his magic sticks only threaten those who did not understand his dances at the intersection!

Drink beer with a friend. I tell you that, say, I am currently corresponding with a girl who has a male sex and a male name, and my account, in turn, a female sex and a female name.
Friend, with the intonation of the arrival grandmother: "Freud is not for you, damned drug addicts!"