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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105262
 10.11.2014
Henna Umanets:
Hello
Do you need remote?
I am:
Hello, only for full
Henna Umanets:
Is there an office in Kiev?
I:
No, now only Odessa
Henna Umanets:
OK Not the fate.
My friend just said I’m right for you. Probably wrong
I:
We once looked for a distance, I probably thought that now too
Henna Umanets:
they didn’t think. I wanted to find normal people. I was advised to turn to you.
well well. Forget
Pooh as Pooh
I am a freelancer and I know what Dynamo is.
work to
I am:
OK, good luck)

Henna Umanets: what a crazy luck
Go on

I: xD guy you think I just didn't even look at your portfolio? I've seen your comments under the pictures, you're inadequate

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105261
 10.11.2014
Jinping surprisingly looks at the gifted Russian smartphone:

Smaltphone is Losian. Everything is Chinese!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105260
 10.11.2014
Rising from the knees, Russia fell
The ruble.
— — — —
The important thing is that she doesn’t follow him now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105259
 10.11.2014
On the eve of birth.
Isn’t you afraid of your ears? :)
And you’re not afraid to look stupid when I’m screaming at the same time: "Oh haha!!! It is!!" and

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105258
 10.11.2014
My neighbor, pregnant police investigator Daska is terrorized by calls from the Moscow city court.She was in the development of a pedophile-rape a 5-year-old daughter for 2 years.She told him in the interrogation that if he was to shut up, she would put him in a cockroach and there his eggs will be turned off quickly.
So this fool complained to her that she was putting psychological pressure on him and on Monday to hear Daska called to give testimony :crazy: %)
She already said that in the decree, so she is still sought out of the court.I say, tell you, that the doctor did not allow you to drive far.
What kind of civilized country do we have? :roll: Investigators on the first complaint to the interrogation are called.With the fact that all the episodes are proven and shines this fool 12 years or older-he is the second time on this article goes

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105257
 10.11.2014
And the guy who bought dollars was not such a loser... We laughed in vain.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105256
 10.11.2014
Do you know a good diagnosis?
Dr. House is not bad talking, but we don’t know each other personally ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105255
 10.11.2014
The fox roasted the fish and cooked potatoes. You can fuck when you want.)
Vauu: straight fish fried desired, carpica mmmmmm...
zzz: straight man wanted, who can bake, mmh...
ZZZ: the fish
zzz: fried fish

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105254
 10.11.2014
Managers of the Moscow metro were forced to work in the subway

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105253
 10.11.2014
and how do you eat coffee "Vakhanali" (sic!). Severe Chelyabinsk region.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105252
 10.11.2014
About "Sticks", "Ikarov" and so on.

It would be great if someone found a kindergarten "Sparta".)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105251
 10.11.2014
Three months ago I wrote this song, but with an inflation rate I started to replicate the lyrics! So let in this song everything remain as it was..." (c) Yuri Klinski aka Hoi. 20 years have passed, but it is always relevant.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105250
 09.11.2014
At the wedding at friends, already on the exit from ZAGS, a couple of pigeons were released by tradition. Flying a small circle above us, the pigeons landed on their cages next to the trainer. Words from the crowd:
What smart birds are.
WOW: It could be.
Ohhhhhh...?? to
But they went back to the cage.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105249
 09.11.2014
Technical support specialist, pulling the UPS out of the server, so knocked on the door that the carrier and part of the door barrel broke off and fell on it. It would be nothing but killed the boss’s voice:
and Sasha! You are a doorman!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105248
 09.11.2014
And in Vladivostok we saw the bookstore "The Chancellor Rat" and the cinema rental salon "Cinema and the Germans", the music salon "The Pig and the Whistleblower". And this is not a mistake, but an original move to attract attention. Not in every city there are people with humor sitting in the outdoor advertising department where signs are coordinated; this is rather an exception.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105247
 09.11.2014
As my wife said, only a girl’s truly sweet cheek can show what she is capable of.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105246
 09.11.2014
I look at you, you’re doing something strange all the time. For example, you don’t drink.

This is where the strange things begin. :)


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105245
 09.11.2014
Mohammad Nasrulaev: How it is possible to abandon the army
Reports: do what you can read in Russian, and therefore you can’t learn the Charter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105244
 09.11.2014
The fact is not that the cloth on the table can not be hanged and painted, but that different clothes hang differently. The silk flows, the bark hangs with folds, the bush of bushes rolls...
“Brezent, if he rolls, he doesn’t lie for a long time. Brent – it will be useful.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105243
 09.11.2014
Web site for weather discussions.
XXX is fun. There was yesterday weather forecast for the institute: "Tomorrow -16. Freezing is possible"
UUU: "A on the radio "Good songs" generally promised "a clear night...cold...SUNY!" :-)))

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