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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105242
 09.11.2014
ncix5: Is there anywhere in the number P a sequence containing “War and Peace”? Theoretically, a very interesting question.

Theoretically I think yes. All possible and impossible coding.

ncix: And a lot of useful information, such as the design of a thermonuclear reactor, or a warp engine, or a detailed history of civilizations in the universe. Or the results of tomorrow’s football matches (truth in all possible options). It is impressive.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105241
 09.11.2014
In the common:
Sevastopol, the store of GPS navigation "Good Susanin"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105240
 09.11.2014
We are adults, we can only be stopped by the uniform of the police and common sense))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105239
 09.11.2014
brought a cat. It is called ruble. Let it grow somewhere.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105238
 09.11.2014
I have two things to say... two things... two things... I have forgotten the first... I have forgotten the first... I have forgotten the second... I have forgotten the second... It is crazy!!and (
Sozonoff

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105237
 09.11.2014
The Amazing Man:
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English is not even included in the list of official languages of the UN. Just the Yankees order music, most bend and make the process easier for them.
— — —
Do you really believe in this nonsense or is it a profession to tell such nonsense? "English, Arabic, Spanish, Chinese, Russian and French. The working languages of the UN Secretariat are English and French."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105236
 09.11.2014
Call my father, tel. His name is Anatoly Alexandrovich.
Do you have all the men in your family called "A"?
I am Andrey Anatolyevich, my son Artemiy Andreyevich, my cousins Andrei and Anton, their father is named Alick. There is, indeed, Serez’s older brother, but with your question you made me think about whether he was not thrown up.
Just don’t talk to Dad, let him live in peace.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105235
 09.11.2014
Discuss the news about the release of anime about doctors.
and Corvin:
House-san, we have a problem!
This is a wolf!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105234
 09.11.2014
Discussion of a collection of videos with savages and savages

1: what a sova is beautiful, shaky, loves to swim))) the legs are mowed, the eyes are large, green. And fucking can.
All about my wife *rofl*

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105233
 09.11.2014
Would you like to meet Mother Echo?
Hi, it is me.
So it was like this: my ten-year-old child read the third Eragon and cried out: Mom there... they were killed.
Do you think I regretted her? Clogged in the chest? Wiped the tears? Reassured, reassured and comforted? Oh yeah happy. I ran away from her in the kitchen, shouting: Don’t tell, don’t tell, spoilers!

(Roni on Livelib)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105232
 09.11.2014
The Underground...

My friend is a 15-year-old teacher. I show her in some printed advertisement: "Vafel towel with discount", and she is serious:
- You know, when I see this, I am already afraid to look into the modern dictionary: and suddenly I was allowed to say THAT!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105231
 09.11.2014
Do I believe in good people?
Of course, but I still want to put a large-caliber machine machine machine gun in front of the entrance door and connect the doorbell to the trigger hook through a simple mechanism.
The main keys to not forget.

[ + 23 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105230
 09.11.2014
Theoretized by:

Why in our schools we taught English, which still no one has learned, but did not teach Georgian, Kazakh, Uzbek and others
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Probably because knowing the language of an ancient cultural civilization is more useful and logical than knowing the language of the wild in a kibit?
_________________________

English is the language of international communication. This is usually told in school.
There are other languages of international communication, but there are no Georgian, Kazakh, or Uzbek.
Russians living in the republics, these languages and local history were studied in the school.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105229
 09.11.2014
here here :

xemten: I read the Talmuds of the PTU on the tokar/fresher affairs. There in the introduction usually write - "Tokar - an interesting and promising specialty. In our country, the tokar is a respected person". I was unwilling to say "I want to go to your country!!and "

A qualified not very drinking steward in our time of general higher education is a very rare and very respected person in the factories. I don’t know what the prospects are, but
They will be paid well, and they will be paid well on the left.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №105228
 09.11.2014
by Shandi1

Cranes would be pleased.
My friend told me a wonderful story. A delegation of the RPC went to Europe, and this visit happened precisely on Halloween. The director of the restaurant in which they ate dinner was not aware of the specifics of their guests, and therefore the waiters dressed according to the holiday. As a result, there was an oil painting - church hierarchs are sitting, and they are served by witches and demons.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105227
 09.11.2014
The severe Chelyabinsk.
The network of tour firms "Susanin"

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105226
 09.11.2014
to this

The husband insisted that the daughter be named Eve. Just a few days ago I learned that this is in honor of the online game Eva...
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The game is called EVE.
I am reading (IV)

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Have you heard of translations?
In the Bible, Eve is also called Eve, and they read Eve in English. And yet...


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105225
 09.11.2014
I'm telling a friend about how I'm going through the new Alien'a:
I: It is scary not even from what someone else will eat, it is scary from surprise. For example, you’re walking around in the dark, and in the neighboring room the top is in ventilation, whispering and whispering, music, by the way, is also relevant. And you want to wash away from here, to hide, to fail under the ground, but you have to go further, because you have a task.
So I go out to the board.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105224
 09.11.2014
Oh, right scared, Chinese language is easier than Russian for order! births, numbers, slopes, slopes, times - NO! All this is replaced by suffixes and official words. Just lazy fat aunts, dragging bags, squeeze their nose into a book. Not necessarily in a two-volume for universities, you can also buy a brochure "elementary course". Ancient literature and the Chinese themselves are hard to read. To speak, you do not need to sit 10 years behind the bar, you need a desire to communicate! Our speakers and forestry workers are communicating! And the Chinese are nice - you speak Chinese - and the price is lower, and the goods are better, and the smile is wider. And most importantly:"He doesn’t tell those kunis how much he took" they traded in Chinese, kunis and unknowingly what they did.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105223
 09.11.2014
Xh: these are non-people, erges, perverse people
Who else could have invented the design of the notch?
XH: Broken Fuck Cooler
Xh: I fucking scattered dozens of fucking screws
xh: I disconnected a bunch of contacts, then I will remember where to connect back
Xh: I was upset when I understood this heroic satanic machine
xh: and all to see that the refrigerator does not rotate because of the pale compressed piece of hair between the blades, the fox

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