I have only one pain point. You must not defy the motherland because it is a mother.
And then I can suddenly show who is the opponent.

Nothing terrible. Employees are accustomed to sudden attacks of aggression and know how to stop them.

XXX: 21st century
XXX: The Robots
XXX, not a chick
I am a Robot Coole :(

xxx: No one has canceled the anti-virus warfare, see what else has been installed
Yyy: Generally speaking, IE and CCleaner are at war here. IE does not allow to delete its cache (from where it is taken so and did not find out - in settings it is cut off)
ууу: So IE does not allow to remove its cache >> Releases CCleaner update, which can remove IE cache >> Everyone is happy >> Releases IE update, which opposes the new CCleaner >> Such cycles have already been recorded 4 (four)
A Skynet, Ashelon and the Antivirus Wars are for preschoolers.

You can’t eat that anymore! Let’s forget that after the holidays we start to lose weight?
WOW: Come on! On the pizza! =) is

The daughter is standing next to the loss table in the section.
Rhett: "How is it? Can you lose jeans?and "
I fit. "Daughter, these are your jeans."
The curtain.

Girlfriend, you are with us again! Are the photographers defeated? How is it not? Immediately check the Zohniks, suddenly they hide the cameras in the cowards! )))))

Comments on "In the Kaluga region installed terminals for payment of prayers"

xxx: it remains to issue subscriptions for sins and indulgences for VIP
yyy: I’m not sure what’s going on with Apple Pay and Bitcoin support?
XXX: How was it said? After Christ had driven the merchants out of the temple, the latter became wise and bought temples for themselves.
zzz: there was already news that the church parish was allowed to pay off debts with prayers
XXX Fuck it! The collectors must be compelled to bow the debtors to prayer. With such a buff, our country will be ahead of the entire planet.
xxx: Enemy bullets will fall naturally without reaching the target

[13:31:54] Alexander S.: in what is ketol different from ketone, ketone?
[13:32:25] Daniil S.: Trademark, active substance is the same - keterolac
[13:32:43] Sergey Z.: Ketorol - ketonol for those who are not cardigan

About "relationship with work"

I am a man, head of the department, I have at work: 3 pairs of shoes, cream for shoes with a sponge, bowl, spare clothes, favorite tea, charger, mint candy, plus I use a personal laptop as a working (so that work files are always with me, both at home and on vacation), plus at work I keep a set of tires (winter summer, summer winter), plus I leave both cars at work when I go on vacation.

In short, we take it very seriously.)

Now I remembered the simple stuff. There the Matroskin constantly Ball humiliates
Shrek, you are a ballbuster.
Do you want to make a riding dog?
“Let’s go, Shrek, will we sell you?
The ball is bigger and stronger than the cat, but it never grows.
I came to the conclusion that in this couple Matroskin is a wife.)

Funny to read. How the fools look for a pet on the principle of "shob not shabby"

A teacher named Julia:
"I said yesterday: "We write a number. 1st of September"
Class in October!
The boy in the first batch: "I will turn the calendar and again the third September"".

Call of the Legacy.

Under mysterious circumstances, a programmer escapes. And the new one who came in his place is trying to understand what happened.

He finds those. Doc, where it is said that there is a terrible legacy code in the project, and there are its fans - the cult "do not crack - it works".

During the investigation, a young programmer finds this legacy code, it is untouchable.

When trying to remove it, it itself is restored, and only works once a year when the record in the redise fades.

The programmer goes to fight legacy code, as soon as it approaches it, it starts, almost folding the entire project.

A young programmer miraculously manages to hang a hand flag in a redise and escapes from this piece of code.

He knows that sooner or later the TTL flag will expire and the monster will wake up again.
He is afraid that Legacy fans will kill him for telling the world about it.

Do you want to remove the brain?
WOW I want!! to
Theme: * Reference *
HH: So what do you say?

After 15 minutes
HHH: Are you here?

After 30 minutes
What did I do!!1 of 111!

When for a few months in your apartment a window was shot from injury, the neighbor's car burned in the night, and on the third floor in the morning found a corpse you begin to suspect that in vain moved to the quiet city of Mytišti.

Going is when you are doing something so incredibly cool that you are squeezed by enthusiasm for yourself, and for others you are just a shrinking miserable figure at the monitor.

I went to my relatives in Germany - my wife's sister married to a German (indigenous, present).

When I arrived, I had a stomach disorder. The pills offered by the hosts gave a zero result. Therefore, I had to resort to a folk remedy - vodka with salt. After a while I was frozen (the air conditioner in the car was to blame). Again, "popular medicine" is vodka with pepper. After a while, the knee began to sink, operated a few years ago. The sister’s husband comes, holds a bottle of vodka in his hands and asks, “What will we add this time?”

"Why is the morse not thick and lax? Ah, and why him?

Because you are a fool. "This uncle is hardened, cold water is poured out so as not to get sick. No, you can’t get cold right away. You need to get used to it for a long time and exercise gradually. It’s boring, but some people love it because some people like it.”

And about gays at all, you can’t tell if there are few reasons why uncle dresses like a fool. Don’t bother him so much, maybe he’s somewhat scandalous, he’ll start screaming here again. There are a lot of frictions in general, the general recommendation covers everyone at once.

Katrin Black's:you throw, on the radio said that athletes who did not go to the Olympics in Rio, money will be given
Marina Shamidanova =-O
Marina Shamidanova: I didn’t drive either.

(On free promotional trips on Uber Taxis)
XXX: The method is tried! I got to work today for 0 rubles! ?
Next time leave the gun at home! It will become a habit.