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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38646
 10.11.2010
xxx: watched the stitch cartoon Wall-e
YYY: And how then?
Robots also cut a chip with poppy polyethylene!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38645
 10.11.2010
X: What did he do there again?
Why do you use that word all the time?
XXX: I made it through my ass. I think the connection is obvious.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38641
 10.11.2010
taken from a blog by a well-known internet reviewer

Funny is :
I have an old wheel for 800 rubles, and I still need to look for it - rare, like a dinosaur in Tajikistan. In the game F1 2010 he was not defined and was unrealistic to adjust as needed. Understanding that for the sake of such an original steering wheel, the slaves will not forge anything, I wrote a letter to the sapport codemasters about this content (the original was in broken English): I live in a poor African country, we have 3 computers for the entire settlement, and the steering wheel I had to order from a grandmother from Yuar. I spent all of my pocket money on it because since I was a child I dreamed of becoming a racer like my idol, Lewis Hamilton. But the wheel doesn’t work in your game and my dream is broken. Added the driver and model. I was answered that with a patch my steering wheel would be adjusted and offered to send some roll for 400 bytes if I specified my African mailing address. Well, here I clearly merged, but with patch everything really started to settle and work. That’s what I know about Sapphire!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №38640
 10.11.2010
I play my favourite farm. The toy moves and the inscription appears: a strange mistake tell the developers how you did it. Smashed the whole family.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №38639
 10.11.2010
Only in the city of Kemerovo there is a route "Psychiatric Hospital - Circus - Cemetery"

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №38638
 10.11.2010
<oXanka>: You know, I thought: because they say: "friendship between a guy and a girl doesn’t exist" and "female friendship doesn’t exist" And with whom should I be friends?and (

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38637
 10.11.2010
I go for a couple, but very slowly. It looks like I’m sitting.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38636
 10.11.2010
Whoever wakes up early, comes to the first pair.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38635
 10.11.2010
Will you go to the theater?
Zenmin: What is it?
Alm: You’re in a suit and in a tie sitting in a chair, shaved and with clean nails. People walk on stage and talk.
ZenMin: Tifu, what a wildness

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38634
 10.11.2010
xxx: I asked the guy to catch the bullshit, and he fool took and on two nodes hanged. :D
Yyy: Judging by your spelling, you’re not wearing it yet.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №38633
 10.11.2010
Today I let a stranger smoke on the street, and I didn’t have a fire. It feels like I didn’t get up in bed with her.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38632
 10.11.2010
Yesterday I poisoned a fish.

YYY: for what? OOO

XXX: They are swimming

YYY: Really...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38631
 10.11.2010
The story is immediately remembered, as at some military airfield there was a day of open doors for close relatives of pilots, the wife of one of the pilots came, she was placed in the cockpit of the fighter. She said to her husband, “Wash, do you have so many hours?” and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №38630
 10.11.2010
writes a friend from the army: "...I do not observe here all the psychotypes that I counted on..."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38629
 10.11.2010
Did you get married to Annika?
Well yes, and what?
So the same half of the area was wiped out :)
Thousands of men cannot be mistaken.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38628
 10.11.2010
The tram was stolen in the city.
YYY: Together with the passengers?
XXX is no. Last or preliminary flight. The tram apparently stood at the end, a woman entered it and went to her stop, left the tram and went home.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38627
 10.11.2010
The roof has gone.
This is a personal affair with the roof.

c) Firefly

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38626
 10.11.2010
All, I went to read) I am a sour lady) It is time for me to go deep into the book))) When there is no other deepening)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №38625
 09.11.2010
by Zoe! We remember you! I know you are watching us from the high moderator sunshine!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38624
 09.11.2010
XXX: Fuck, when did I cut off yesterday?
YYY: then when you with the words "alcohol of the same origin can be mixed" poured half a bottle of whiskey in half a glass of beer

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