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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №72656
 06.11.2012
Sitting somehow in the military dentistry, all as usual, people, burning drills, etc. ...And here out of the office comes a doctor with a mask in his hands...a mask of the WARSTIK!!! The conversation stopped for 20 minutes :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72655
 06.11.2012
From the comments in JJ:
We once on Grushinsky accidentally (accidentally) cooked coffee on vodka, not water. Just in the dark, they did not recognize what was so transparent in a plastic bottle.
At first it seems ugly. And then – ah!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72654
 06.11.2012
Yesterday I lay on my husband sleeping looking, straight like an angel when he sleeps and is silent, I understand how I love him, and he will turn sharply on his side and wrinkle in my lips))) I lie pale... looked up)

I beat him in the side, I say that the goat broke my lips.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72653
 06.11.2012
Dr. Pepper: And what work do you have there?
Walk and annoy everyone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72652
 06.11.2012
On vacation 5 days, revised the "Supernatural" for the night, slept at 1-00, at 6-00 am ghost from FLASH!!!! I was shaken by the router and shouted: "Reboot the router". Throw it up, I answer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72651
 06.11.2012
I really want to make a movie "The Perforator" - where an unfathomable maniac-single one by one destroys lovers of dumbing)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72650
 06.11.2012
Ulmart brilliant collar Ziver-401
Ilf, Rating: 5 out of 5,02.10.2012
Saratov
Email is hidden
I bought it for BDSM games with my wife, I recommend it!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72649
 06.11.2012
Question from the Boss:

What is the difference between Facebook and a laptop? Facebook is better?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72648
 06.11.2012
Why did you leave without me? I am insulting, mistrusting, jealous
by Ohrid))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72647
 06.11.2012
So that the socks do not eat the mole, it is better not to remove them at all. And if you shoot, it is unnoticed and quiet when the moles are asleep.
The popular wisdom of men.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72646
 06.11.2012
I bought a new thickness under the color of my eyes.
YYY is blue?
No, the red

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72645
 06.11.2012
XHH: The Icra of the Right Foot
YYY: The disaster?

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72644
 06.11.2012
From the news website:

by Tesk:
By the way, the author would not bother to follow the formulations - the phrase should not only sound beautiful, but also make sense.
Mrs. Nikitina, tell us how to understand the phrase "...bought in credit on the company’s own funds"? On loan or on your own?
And a square cubic meter let you dream, forgive gods... And round with it...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №72643
 06.11.2012
By the way, as soon as the prime minister flew home, in Perm was finally officially allowed to snow. Otherwise, it could hinder movement.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72642
 06.11.2012
I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".
I think the Linuxs talk like that.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72641
 06.11.2012
From the commentary to the review of the film "The Cloud Atlas":

For almost three hours, I think, no one even went to the toilet.
When the titles began, the girl from behind stumbled her cavalier with the words: “Now you can eat your popcorn, I almost kissed her.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72640
 06.11.2012
In the NFSMW, the bridge just did not collapse. That is, I go through the race, the bridge is not loaded in time, and I fall into the river with all the rivals.
XXX: Now I understand what the Bridge of Vontade means.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72639
 06.11.2012
What about the servers?! to
A pair of pairs, a pair of pairs.
............

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72638
 06.11.2012
I saw an informal taxi driver. At first glance he was morally prepared to listen all the way to the radio "Shanson", but he broke the pattern - while driving, listened to the "Child Radio" with an incredibly thoughtful, stone face...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72637
 06.11.2012
Agomelatin is an antidepressant recommended for episodes of major depression in adult patients.

Side effects: suicidal thoughts or behavior, hypomania, irritability and restlessness, aggressiveness, nightmares, pathological dreams.

The Genius!

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