Some people look at the world through pink glasses, others through black, and others care about their vision.

Meaning is so. Do you know what Robusta is? Well, this is a type of coffee that even coffee makers do not consider coffee. Normal plantations cut it out because it is a weed.
Robusta is grown the same way. He is disgustingly bitter. Abominably powerful. Abominably cheap. The stroke of caffeine is such - that the heart jumps out and you run half a day of shuduroon.
I drank Robusta from the morning. by accident. The barista in the cafe did not know what grain was.
I was just broken into pieces!
He ran home and washed the windows, put 2 washes in the washing machine, made olives, borsches and potatoes in a peasant way (my brand recipe), washed the bathroom and bathroom, changed the bed, cleaned the service table and closet and finally hanged the TV on the roofs (built holes in cement for the joy of the neighbors).
Well, for the little things there - to the store ran, dust wiped out, changed the bulbs.
The wife comes home, she looks at it all... and it really shines! Her first sentence after the stumbling:
Who are you and what have you done to my husband???? to

When I was a pioneer, I was told how good it would be to live in the future. Now they tell me how good it was to live when I was a pioneer.

Dialogue about the newly purchased player:
Boy: not burning - in a couple of days you will not know how you could have lived without him. Apple has good products.

Girl: lf t,fkf z d hjn 'nb ghjlerns b htubcnhfwb. gkfnye

Guy: I correctly translated "Yes "I loved" I put these products in my mouth and pay for registration!"?

The girl: precisely

Along with the wedding agency Ophelia and the airline Icarus pleasantly closes the travel agency Itaka

I walked in the corridor. In front of the little one, mimimi, jeans in a weigh, a coat, such a straight girl-girl... and then she decided to clean her throat:
"RJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
The tank barely gave birth to hide in it.

Is India an amateur or what?
and XXX. I wrote somewhere how cool to drive to India – just to understand how cool it is, and how good it is at home.

Dialogue with a programming engineer
This is my problem. I do 2 + 2, I get 3.
So you write in the accounting program, here is a 25% discount, as appropriate.

Why do all women without exception infect healthy men with sexually transmitted diseases?
YYY: They are naughtyly planting their lustful cracks on innocent men’s trunks. The Sterves.

1> two-digit
1> as inflation by the end of the year
2> thank God not three-digit
2> as a dollar by the end of the year

News on Yandex (Nizhny Novgorod):

A plane from Penza arrived in Nizhny Novgorod without passengers on board

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First was a surprise, then it turned out that the passengers were waiting to leave (((
And how many different options have managed to be born in the head, up to the abduction by aliens)

The third night proves to me that he is natural.
Yesterday I bought... the third night proves...

Damn, if they were logically correct!
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Be glad for the girl! It was one night in three!

I work in the call center. We are calling customers of the car company nnn.
Operator: Do you think the nnn company cares about you?
Client: Only my mom, my dad and my wife care about me!

by Odminkotešredder!! to

Okay well! Anyway to be. I will buy a few rubles for a dollar. Watch the news.

xx: Recommend any jump enhancement program that works 100%.
Neo is you?

The sum of the cheque coincides with the PIN code.
One day in the store at the box office, a check for the amount of 500p 26kop was stolen.
I extend the card and the cashier asks:
Will there be 26 copies?
I didn’t even know what to answer right away.)

Are we even ahead?

Flying summer
Autumn has arrived
The Euro 49
The $38
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Flying Autumn
It was snow, look.
Dollars of 48
The Euro 63

In all online games, I am wildly upset when I am invited to help the PvP. And all, fucking, because at the age of 7 I couldn’t cover my father in dancers and ended up standing in the corner for 4 hours before my mother came from work.

From the creators of the "May-Kun" and the "Ebola panacea" to the coffin of the non-Russian.

This virus is spreading so fast. My panacea is just beginning! (A 25-year-old girl who used the word "panacea" twice before, instead of "epidemic").
There is no such thing in an essay. (Accountant with experience, a woman already retired)
Another girl 28 years from day to day just curls my ears in a pipe, with a clever look, pronouncing: swallowed, stumbled, descended... Several times something was laid out in her base, a couple of times she spoke about a serberner and ten times she told me that she wanted to buy a cat in a pot filler of silicone gel, every time at the same time opening the info in the search engine and seeing this word (silikagel, if any)... Peterskaya, by the way, not from the village came, with a tower, even accounting...
And all the days around me, everyone is lying, lying and lying.

>.<

The teacher writes.

I had six checkpoints today.
There was a task that ended with the words: "How many machines are in the shop?". In one notebook I read: “In the shop there were 98 glasses, in the other – in the shop there were 98 remains.” Questions two - what the workers drank and what the children told at home. Modern children are not attracted to working professions.